#91
Taunty Dan wrote:
Of course there are comedy genres! its like comparing the flaming lips (izzard) to, i dunno, rage against the machine (hicks)! Maybe thats a reeeeeally bad comparison, its late i’m tired. But y’know, i know what i mean. :p
Posted on Mon, 18 August 2008 at 21:51
#92
g (My Shade Will Comfort you) wrote:
Anyone heard this new genre of comedy?
its called Hip Hop
boom boom !
Posted on Mon, 18 August 2008 at 22:00
#93
g (My Shade Will Comfort you) wrote:
i should of said crunk.
i like hiphop but i dont like the direction its taken.
so please dont bust a cap in my ass anyone.
Posted on Mon, 18 August 2008 at 22:01
#94
Kill_Hill (Brendan) wrote:
i’ll bust a cap on you if i find out it was you who sent the email to that IR demo guy
Posted on Mon, 18 August 2008 at 22:12
#95
Squall wrote:
Izzard is teh Metallica of comedy - used to be fantastic but recent material has been below par.
Posted on Tue, 19 August 2008 at 16:52
#96
Taunty Dan wrote:
yeah, glorious and dressed to kill were excellent, circle and sexie were, well, poor.
Posted on Tue, 19 August 2008 at 17:36
#97
mrs h wrote:
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
I know I’ve only told you 475 billion times so I should let you off, but it’s ‘SHOULD HAVE’. Except you don’t have to say it in capitals.
Posted on Wed, 20 August 2008 at 07:59 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by hoochalobster on Wed, 20 August 2008 at 08:17 (Correction requested by poster)
#98
mrs h’s post on Wed, 20 August 2008 at 08:00 was deleted by hoochalobster (Message to moderator)
#99
g (My Shade Will Comfort you) wrote:
mrs H I don’t know what your post originally said before it got edited but if it was a grammar error that would HAVE been ironic
:p
Posted on Wed, 20 August 2008 at 14:12
#100
mrs h wrote:
You .. you said ‘would have’ :)
*cries tears of joy*
No, I just made a pig’s ear of the bold thingies …
Posted on Wed, 20 August 2008 at 19:10
#101
g (My Shade Will Comfort you) wrote:
I guess it must be an accent thing, becuase in speech I have and always will say of instead of have like most people i know.
then again down here we pronounce the word here as you would pronounce ear
Posted on Wed, 20 August 2008 at 19:57
#102
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Bet you say ‘should’ve’.
I of heard have people like you.
Posted on Wed, 20 August 2008 at 20:04
#103
mrs h wrote:
:D
@Gimme - it’s nothing to do with accents, I’ve got a Leeds accent so I say ‘should’ve’ as well, but I wouldn’t write ‘should of’.
You wouldn’t say ’ I of bought a CD’ or ‘I of been watching telly’, so why would you say ‘I should of bought a CD’ or ‘I should of been watching telly’? It just doesn’t make any sense.
Posted on Thu, 21 August 2008 at 08:20
#104
Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:
Exactly. the “have” gets shortened to ” ‘ve ” so people mistakenly think it is “of”.
Because they are stupid.
Posted on Thu, 21 August 2008 at 08:52
#105
g (My Shade Will Comfort you) wrote:
Well i still write better than most people my age.
honnestly, using of instead of have is nothing when some people write in ‘txt’ speak.
and isn’t there a saying ‘should of, would of, could of’
Posted on Thu, 21 August 2008 at 17:34
#106
mrs h wrote:
No there isn’t. There’s a similar one but it uses the word ‘have’ instead of ‘of’ :p
Posted on Thu, 21 August 2008 at 17:53
#107
RoyBatty (Steve) wrote:
In the States, there is a saying: “shoulda, coulda, woulda…” But it is only spoken and used when mrs h isn’t in earshot. :)
Posted on Thu, 21 August 2008 at 17:59
#108
mrs h wrote:
I’m pleased to hear it! :D
FYI:
I am planning a visit to Florida early next year, and would appreciate it if you could ensure that everyone speaks with an acceptable (by which I mean northern) English accent for the duration of my stay.
Many thanks
H (mrs)
Posted on Fri, 22 August 2008 at 12:37
#109
g (My Shade Will Comfort you) wrote:
*imagines the scene now*
Theres nowt gators in this lake
no stick on the kettle i want a brew
Posted on Fri, 22 August 2008 at 12:53
#110
mrs h wrote:
*shakes head sadly*
It’s more likely to be something along the lines of “where’s t’ fucking gators?
And whilst we’re at it ‘nowt’ means nothing. Unless you say ‘summat or nowt’ which means trivial or irrelevant, ye daft ‘aperth ;)
Posted on Sun, 24 August 2008 at 22:52
#111
g (My Shade Will Comfort you) wrote:
Well my lack of northern knowledge is becuase i’ve never been up north proper.
i’ve heard its a bit grim up there.
Posted on Sun, 24 August 2008 at 22:54
#112
mrs h wrote:
I’ve never been to Wales. I hear they all speak a funny language and do stuff with sheep.
i went to Herefordshire once though, which isn’t so far away. I stayed on the SAS base so I didn’t like to mention the sheep thing.
Posted on Sun, 24 August 2008 at 22:59
#113
g (My Shade Will Comfort you) wrote:
I associate herefordshire with long journeys, i’ve been there plenty of times but never stopped there.
Posted on Sun, 24 August 2008 at 23:12
#114
mrs h wrote:
It’s a bloody long way from here. I thought it was right next to Wales? :S
Mind you I am notoriously awful at geography. And history. And PE.
Posted on Sun, 24 August 2008 at 23:13
#115
mrs h wrote:
And reading. I just figured out what you meant!! Apologies.
It’s too late for me anyway, when you get to my age you’re supposed to have naps in the afternoon but you’re not allowed to retire until the powers that be can be certain that you will die of hypothermia in the winter. That way they don’t have to fork out for a pension.
Posted on Sun, 24 August 2008 at 23:21