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marja (sinner) wrote:
THE F*CKING DOCTOR FORGOT WE HAD AN APPOINTMENT
for god sake, I didn’t go to work today, waited by the phone the whole day, as did my grandfather. I had to call the hospital twice, they didn’t pick up the second time, called his home practice and got him on the phone. “Oh sorry I forgot, we do it tomorrow than” I HAVE TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW I HAVE MEETINGS, APPOINTMENTS AND PLANS BUT NOW I HAVE TO CANCEL THEM, THANK YOU VERY MUCH MR DOCTOR 2 DAYS OF WORK TO CATCH UP WITH ONLY 1 HAND TO TYPE WITH >:-<
I’m very pissed off (can you tell)
Posted on Mon, 22 September 2008 at 16:43
#1,532
mrs h wrote:
On the one hand I can tell you are livid, and justifiably so!
On the other hand it’s good to have you back :)
Please pardon the puns …
Posted on Mon, 22 September 2008 at 16:46
#1,533
Charlie wrote:
fucks sake - YET ANOTHER tv advert about cats that uses the phrase ” PURR - fect ” . I couldnt control myself - i had to shout FUCK OFF at the tv :P :-/
Posted on Wed, 24 September 2008 at 15:01
#1,534
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
charlie, i hate to be the one to break this to you but the TV cant hear you.
Posted on Wed, 24 September 2008 at 15:05
#1,535
Charlie wrote:
Not in 456,000 little bits it cant anyway
Posted on Wed, 24 September 2008 at 15:10
#1,536
Alan wrote:
CS wrote:
Also, formals / proms stress me out
Don’t bother going, I never went to my Prom (or Debs, as we call them ‘doywn sooth’), nor did I go to any girls’ Debs, (on account of me being a skinny spotty social outcast), and I’m doing just fine!
I get out of the slammer in only 6 years, which isn’t bad.
Posted on Thu, 25 September 2008 at 17:49 in reply to an earlier post
#1,537
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
When i was in school we never had proms or anything, we did have a ‘disco’ in year 9 though, what a barrel of laughs that was not.
Posted on Thu, 25 September 2008 at 18:37
#1,538
CS (Colin S) wrote:
I fucking love them though.
I love gettin all dressed in a nice suit for a night and drinking overpriced beers.
Six years?! Not bad ;)
Posted on Thu, 25 September 2008 at 20:29
#1,539
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
I’d rather go out in a manky tshirt and ripped jeans to some dingy dim-lit bar and nail back brown ale.
Posted on Thu, 25 September 2008 at 21:25
#1,540
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Yeah but you’re weird. ;)
Posted on Thu, 25 September 2008 at 21:50
#1,541
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Right, was gonna hold this in…
I FUCKING HATE KIDS! I TAKE MY FREE PERIODS IN SCHOOL, CREATE A LESSON PLAN, DECIDE WHAT TO TEACH THE KIDS FOR TODAY, AND A BACK UP PLAN IF THINGS GO TITS UP! THE WEE CUNTS DECIDED TO JUST ARSE ABOUT FOR A FUCKING HALF HOUR!
I actually spend a long time, revising shit I did 4 years ago, to teach to kids younger than me to gain a bit of experience of teaching. I don’t get it though, I taught them last year and they were absolutely brilliant, no bullshit from them at all!
Posted on Thu, 25 September 2008 at 21:54
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CS (Colin S) wrote:
On top of that, I’ve to do 2 A Levels, an AS Level, several ‘duties’ (to make sure kids are well behaved), functions and be on the formal committee!
Posted on Thu, 25 September 2008 at 21:56
#1,543
RoyBatty (Steve) wrote:
I’m battling a fucking flu bug right now but have to work this entire weekend because of end of the quarter inventory. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck-adee-fuck-adee-fuckfuckfuck. There. Better. :-)
Posted on Thu, 25 September 2008 at 22:04
#1,544
marja (sinner) wrote:
is it real flu roybatty or manflu? :-p
Posted on Fri, 26 September 2008 at 07:08
#1,545
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Fri, 26 September 2008 at 07:13
#1,546
marja (sinner) wrote:
Posted on Fri, 26 September 2008 at 07:42
#1,547
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Fri, 26 September 2008 at 08:05
#1,548
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
:D:D:D:D Never seen that before. Absolutely superb!!! *coughs and rings bell*
Posted on Sun, 28 September 2008 at 13:54
#1,549
mrs h wrote:
*puts pillow over Chr1s’s head to end his misery*
Posted on Sun, 28 September 2008 at 14:28
#1,550
Charlie wrote:
:-/ People who cannot spell.
Your = Belongs to you
You’re = You are
There = Over there
They’re = They are
Their = Belongs to them.
:)
Posted on Sun, 5 October 2008 at 12:17
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
Posted on Sun, 5 October 2008 at 20:29
#1,552
Charlie wrote:
Goodness me - I wasn’t talking about you . I’m talking in General. NOBODY it seems can get it right. NOBODY. It annoys me - HEnce me posting in the ” what annoys you ” thread.
Posted on Sun, 5 October 2008 at 20:32
#1,553
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
been in the police station 3 and a half hours giving a bloody witness statment to something that happened when i was pissed out of my brains months ago, they asked for every little detail, i could barely even remember who was there.
Posted on Wed, 15 October 2008 at 22:03
#1,554
Taunty Dan wrote:
…As long as it wasn’t Barrymore and Lubbock you’ll probably be ok.
Posted on Mon, 20 October 2008 at 18:32
#1,555
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Tue, 21 October 2008 at 07:19
#1,556
LunacyBooth wrote:
Why is it that a day can’t pass without one of my colleagues finding a new way to be incompetent?
Posted on Tue, 21 October 2008 at 07:54
#1,557
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
why did the first girl I, um , stuck my um thingy in her um thingy, recently come out as a strict lesbian?
did I do something wrong?
Posted on Tue, 21 October 2008 at 11:53
#1,558
mrs h wrote:
If you called it a ‘thingy’ then you fucked up big time!!
Posted on Tue, 21 October 2008 at 12:09
#1,559
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
the messed up thing is i always thought she was a lesbian from the way she acted, dressed etc but i put that to the back of my mind when she pulled out a condom on me.
Posted on Tue, 21 October 2008 at 12:13
#1,560
Charlie wrote:
I hate when people say ” I could care less ”
So,…you could careLESS, which means you do care A LITTLE ?
get it right please :-\
Posted on Tue, 21 October 2008 at 12:14
