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mrs h wrote:
Yay!!!!
*flings arms round Mr Bomb*
Look! We found all these arms :)
Posted on Mon, 22 September 2008 at 22:40
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King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
And Bush said they were in Iraq…
Posted on Tue, 23 September 2008 at 00:43
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mrs h wrote:
Well I only kept them because they were American. They said we had the right to bare arms.
Posted on Tue, 23 September 2008 at 21:20
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
They meant they had the right to bear arms though.
Posted on Tue, 23 September 2008 at 22:15
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mrs h wrote:
I don’t think bears have arms - they’re just specialised legs really.
Posted on Tue, 23 September 2008 at 22:42
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
dont they stand on 2 feet though?
Posted on Tue, 23 September 2008 at 22:56
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mrs h wrote:
Only if the Americans nick their arms.
Posted on Tue, 23 September 2008 at 23:08
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chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
*sneaks in and falls asleep on pile of coats*
Posted on Wed, 24 September 2008 at 14:04
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
*goes to pick up my coat and leave, but not before throwing up on the pile of everyone elses coats*
Posted on Wed, 24 September 2008 at 15:03
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Charlie wrote:
Good job its a warm day and i didnt bring a coat.
Or go to that party.
Posted on Wed, 24 September 2008 at 16:51
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mrs h wrote:
*sees Glaswegian asleep in a pile of sick*
*thinks nothing of it*
*Writes ‘WELCOME’ on him and puts him in front of the door*
Posted on Wed, 24 September 2008 at 19:07
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chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Who poured donkey curry over me!!
*tries some*
Mmmmmmm better than mrs h’s usual cooking
*goes into kitchen to see whats for brekky*
Posted on Fri, 26 September 2008 at 00:20
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mrs h wrote:
Morning Chr1s!! We’re trying something different today - I thought I would attempt spanish omelettes stuffed with black pudding and weetabix :)
Posted on Fri, 26 September 2008 at 07:58
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
*Wanders back in*
hmmm, I thought the party was over, why diddnt you tell me there’d be breakfast?
Posted on Fri, 26 September 2008 at 12:35
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mrs h wrote:
*looks at black sticky burnt stuff in bottom of frying pan*
You can have it now if you like? …
Posted on Fri, 26 September 2008 at 17:43
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Taunty Dan wrote:
:mad: can he fuck, thats mine!!!! *licks pan*
Posted on Fri, 26 September 2008 at 19:46
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mr self destruct wrote:
Fuck me…I was properly hammered last night. I went to a club, lost my coat, and then remember having an argument with some random German bloke. I got up ths morning and the kitchen floor was entirely covered in water.
Posted on Sat, 27 September 2008 at 08:33
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deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Sat, 27 September 2008 at 08:47
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mr self destruct wrote:
The consistency is kind of reassuring…add a lot of alcohol, and I will turn into a fucking loon.
Still beat my mate 8 - 2 at pool though :)
Posted on Sat, 27 September 2008 at 08:58
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Taunty Dan wrote:
Is this the same “mate” who filled your kitchen with water in “gracious defeat”? :p
Posted on Sat, 27 September 2008 at 10:20
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mr self destruct wrote:
Floor flooding would be suitable punishment for a pool thrashing :)
Fucking funny to go to a German “indie” night…to be fair though they did pull out my requests - anything off the first Suede and Stone Roses albums (they had vinyl copies :)).
Posted on Sat, 27 September 2008 at 11:04
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mrs h wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
The consistency is kind of reassuring…add a lot of alcohol, and I will turn into a fucking loon.
Still beat my mate 8 - 2 at pool though :)
Is that your mate Billy, the quadroplegic dwarf? :p
Posted on Sat, 27 September 2008 at 12:56 in reply to an earlier post
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deadsetgav wrote:
billy no-arms? you know him?
Posted on Sat, 27 September 2008 at 14:41
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
Posted on Sat, 27 September 2008 at 15:45
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Taunty Dan wrote:
Posted on Sat, 27 September 2008 at 18:02
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
well pour some sugar on billy-no arms and see what happens.
Posted on Sat, 27 September 2008 at 18:11
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deadsetgav wrote:
no - thats salt, not sugar
…and slugs, not billy no-arms.
Posted on Sat, 27 September 2008 at 18:39
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mrs h wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
billy no-arms? you know him?
I think so, he played a ballerina didn’t he? Or was that the guy from deaf leppard? Or was he the deaf guy from My Left Foot? Or was he the footman? In fact I don’t think there was a deaf guy in my left foot, I would almost certainly have noticed before now as my shoe would have been a bit tight. Mind you. It has always been on the selfish side. Anyhow, the good news is that I think we found his arms, they were at the top of this page all along! Unless they’re just specialised legs? :|
Posted on Sat, 27 September 2008 at 18:49 in reply to an earlier post
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Taunty Dan wrote:
:rolleyes: you can’t pour sugar on slugs, they go all hyper and start dancing around their slimey little handbags. No, i can’t have that in this kitchen. Unless of course you want to employ a NEW chef? *dramatically goes to remove his apron*
Posted on Sat, 27 September 2008 at 18:51
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mrs h wrote:
How many times do i have to explain? That’s not an apron, it’s a french maid’s outfit. And we can’t afford a chef.
I mean a new chef :)
Now are you making supper or what? I’m grieving for Paul Newman and I thought I might eat 50 hard boiled eggs as a mark of respect :(
Posted on Sat, 27 September 2008 at 21:00
