#40,501
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Didn’t he hawk salad dresing for a living late on too?
Posted on Sat, 27 September 2008 at 22:44
#40,502
mrs h wrote:
Ok, 50 hard boiled eggs with salad dressing. And chocolate spread to ensure I don’t fail …
Posted on Sun, 28 September 2008 at 14:16
#40,503
Taunty Dan wrote:
:rolleyes: Its sunday. I have carvery. That is ALL i have. Do you people not read the schedule??
Posted on Sun, 28 September 2008 at 14:29
#40,504
mrs h wrote:
That big lump of meat looks a lot like Dennis’s face …
*suspicious*
Posted on Sun, 28 September 2008 at 14:32
#40,505
Taunty Dan wrote:
:rolleyes: YOU say that EVERY time…
Posted on Sun, 28 September 2008 at 14:35
#40,506
mrs h wrote:
Well that’s because ALL big lumps of meat look a lot like Dennis’s face. Apart from that turkey you stuffed with hard boiled eggs and chocolate spread. That looked like a hideous accident in a birthing pool.
So what do you recommend?
*prods soggy brown vegetables with a fork*
Posted on Sun, 28 September 2008 at 14:40
#40,507
Taunty Dan wrote:
Posted on Sun, 28 September 2008 at 14:41
#40,508
mrs h wrote:
LOL :D
No :mad:
When we sent you on that very expensive cookery course did they actually teach you anything?
*puts heavy weight on lump of meat to stop it crawling off the plate*
Posted on Sun, 28 September 2008 at 14:44
#40,509
Taunty Dan wrote:
Yes, but…*looks around* teacher said i’m not to tell anyone i was on that course. I think he’s one of these that doesn’t like to blow his own trumpet y’know? He was always in tears whenever he tried my cooking. Classic case of student overtaking the master i think. Oops did i say that out loud? :rolleyes: *blushes*
Now put your dinner back on the plate before it entirely escapes.
Posted on Sun, 28 September 2008 at 15:44
#40,510
Dennis wrote:
mrs h wrote:
ALL big lumps of meat look a lot like Dennis’s face.
Apart from that turkey you stuffed with hard boiled eggs and chocolate spread. That looked like a hideous accident in a birthing pool.
I’m not clear on the possible differences between the two there, to be honest…
Posted on Sun, 28 September 2008 at 19:09 in reply to an earlier post
#40,511
mrs h wrote:
Aww sorry. I thought you were away for the weekend or I wouldn’t have mentioned it.
*Does lump of meat’s make-up*
Lovely, isn’t it? :)
Posted on Sun, 28 September 2008 at 20:57
#40,512
Dennis wrote:
I was. I drank far too much and now the state of me being what it is, there are accidents in birthing pools that are deeply offended by the comparisons you draw…
Posted on Sun, 28 September 2008 at 21:08
#40,513
mrs h wrote:
That’s largely due to NHS cutbacks. They just can’t afford to do enemas …
Posted on Sun, 28 September 2008 at 21:24
#40,514
CS (Colin S) wrote:
School is boring me.
Free periods - nothing to do - no homework, no work, no other lads are free to have a bit of banter with. Dull stuff really.
How is everyone? :)
Posted on Mon, 29 September 2008 at 12:56
#40,515
mrs h wrote:
Oh, you know… Fat, ugly, disfigured transvetites are always quite upbeat, even if they have diarrhoea and fungal infections.
Can’t speak for anyone else, mind …
Posted on Mon, 29 September 2008 at 19:25
#40,516
deadsetgav wrote:
especially upbeat if Gimme has just slipped em a £5 tip whilst they gyrate to the Lost Boys theme…
Posted on Mon, 29 September 2008 at 19:41
#40,517
mrs h wrote:
Really? You lucky thing! :p
Posted on Mon, 29 September 2008 at 19:42
#40,518
Dennis wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Oh, you know… Fat, ugly, disfigured transvetites are always quite upbeat, even if they have diarrhoea and fungal infections.
Can’t speak for anyone else, mind …
She means me, doesn’t she…?
Posted on Tue, 30 September 2008 at 21:27 in reply to an earlier post
#40,519
mrs h wrote:
Who’s “she”? The cat’s mother? :mad:
*sticks leg in the air and licks arse*
Posted on Wed, 1 October 2008 at 07:03
#40,520
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Wed, 1 October 2008 at 07:05
#40,521
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Wed, 1 October 2008 at 07:08
#40,522
marja (sinner) wrote:
morning all
because of my arm I have to use public transportation to get to work, man there are some weird people out there, and some genuine assholes too
Posted on Wed, 1 October 2008 at 07:16
#40,523
mrs h wrote:
That is really strange - I was just saying the same thing in the weird dreams thread …
I have to go to work now - could you please hang around and make sure Dennis doesn’t break any more mirrors?
*waves*
Posted on Wed, 1 October 2008 at 07:27
#40,524
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Posted on Wed, 1 October 2008 at 21:15
#40,525
Lola* wrote:
hard to believe! i thought she just hung around here all day minding the donkeys and preparing for the next GM event…
Posted on Wed, 1 October 2008 at 21:17
#40,526
Taunty Dan wrote:
…which i’m led to believe will be a re-enactment of how are four fathers led us to the GM house and founded the donkey flake empire.
Posted on Wed, 1 October 2008 at 21:38
#40,527
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Dan, you mean fore-fathers, right? ;)
Posted on Wed, 1 October 2008 at 22:10
#40,528
mrs h wrote:
Maybe he does, and maybe he doesn’t, but he does mean ‘our’. What sort of example is that to set? :mad:
*sits Dan on the naughty step with a dictionary*
And of course I work! How else do you think I pay for all this? :mad:
*crosses fingers behind back*
Posted on Thu, 2 October 2008 at 08:00
#40,529
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
How do you pay for it??? You use the blackmail money that you get from Dennis not to tell us about those pictures of him you found????
And then there’s the entrance fees for the big events that get more and more frequent. Then there’s the money you rob from the kitty. Need i continue???
Posted on Thu, 2 October 2008 at 13:07
#40,530
marja (sinner) wrote:
You forgot about the purse robberies and the “special” pictures of dan an d she sells on ebay
Posted on Thu, 2 October 2008 at 13:49
