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mrs h wrote:
SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!!! :mad:
Don’t forget I still have pictures of both of you from the Gracious Me anniversary party …
*waits for cash*
Posted on Thu, 2 October 2008 at 20:30
#40,532
CS (Colin S) wrote:
I’m just glad you have none of me.. ;)
Or do you? :O
Posted on Thu, 2 October 2008 at 22:35
#40,533
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
well i know she has none of me, as I cant remember ever going to that party, so therefor i must not have (or is that an ‘of’??) been there.
Posted on Thu, 2 October 2008 at 22:59
#40,534
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
lack of memory is no defence. I don’t remember Dresden, but do you think any court would accept that?
Posted on Thu, 2 October 2008 at 23:40
#40,535
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
Lack of memory may not be a defense but it sure is an excuse.
Posted on Thu, 2 October 2008 at 23:45
#40,536
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
well _I_ for one won’t excuse you.
Posted on Thu, 2 October 2008 at 23:50
#40,537
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
what exactly happened at this party I don’t think I attended?
Posted on Fri, 3 October 2008 at 00:07
#40,538
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Fri, 3 October 2008 at 08:48
#40,539
Taunty Dan wrote:
*popping another handful of pills* The doctor told me never to dwell on…that day… *sheds another tear*
Posted on Fri, 3 October 2008 at 17:41
#40,540
mrs h wrote:
Well it was all good fun at first - what with Colin and gimme doing a display of ballroom falconry and then Dennis did a great turn as the jester, but then Tinne and Chr1s decided to … well I won’t go into that, lets just say we don’t do things like that in England, but Dan and d thought they’d be able to … actually I can’t say it or I’ll be sick.
Posted on Sat, 4 October 2008 at 13:12
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marja (sinner) wrote:
hey hey, not marrying your sister or brother is not that horrible as you make it sound
Posted on Sat, 4 October 2008 at 16:59
#40,542
Taunty Dan wrote:
It was the ritual rather than the nuptials that linger in the memory…all that…mess…
Posted on Sat, 4 October 2008 at 17:30
#40,543
mrs h wrote:
Well if you hadn’t drunk so much you would have known that Divers invented the whole ceremony! he wanted to get the video footage for his documentary about teaching people from the West midlands to use cutlery.
Tinne - you are thinking of the south of England :p
Posted on Sat, 4 October 2008 at 17:55
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
*goes to make some wise-ass remark about the north but then remembers that I’ve lived up north and theres a 1 in 6 chance that i’ll be a Northerner again come september*
Posted on Sat, 4 October 2008 at 18:02
#40,545
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Sat, 4 October 2008 at 18:13
#40,546
mr self destruct wrote:
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
*goes to make some wise-ass remark about the north but then remembers that I’ve lived up north and theres a 1 in 6 chance that i’ll be a Northerner again come september*
Is that some kind of “Northern roulette” game? Spin a 1 and you have to live in Barnsley for the rest of your life.
Posted on Sat, 4 October 2008 at 18:21 in reply to an earlier post
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:
Nah, one of the 6 unis im applying for is in Huddersfield.
Posted on Sat, 4 October 2008 at 18:33
#40,548
mrs h wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
Spin a 1 and you have to live in Barnsley for the rest of your life.
:D
Watch yourself Gimme - there are lobsters everywhere! Hooch’s dad works at Huddersfield Uni…
Posted on Sat, 4 October 2008 at 18:37 in reply to an earlier post
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Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek: There are jobs in huddersfield?? Its a bit more up market than i thought.
Posted on Sun, 5 October 2008 at 13:48
#40,550
mrs h wrote:
Obviously it’s not a job - he’s part of a chain gang …
Posted on Sun, 5 October 2008 at 19:25
#40,551
Taunty Dan wrote:
Practically royalty then eh?
Posted on Sun, 5 October 2008 at 19:28
#40,552
mrs h wrote:
He IS royalty. He happens to be, through no fault of his own, the Duchess of Halifax.
Posted on Sun, 5 October 2008 at 19:32
#40,553
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek: The bank?? Oh my GOD, is he HOWARD??? :eek:
Posted on Sun, 5 October 2008 at 19:33
#40,554
mrs h wrote:
LOL :D
yes. Howard and I were lovers for a time, even though I was in my 70s and he was only 12. Luckily the courts couldn’t decide who had committed the worst crime, so we both escaped jail :)
Posted on Sun, 5 October 2008 at 19:53
#40,555
Charlie wrote:
Posted on Sun, 5 October 2008 at 19:56
#40,556
mr self destruct wrote:
mrs h wrote:
LOL :D
yes. Howard and I were lovers for a time, even though I was in my 70s and he was only 12. Luckily the courts couldn’t decide who had committed the worst crime, so we both escaped jail :)
I met Howard in Leeds…little did I know he was probably on the prowl for some “granny action”
Posted on Sun, 5 October 2008 at 19:59 in reply to an earlier post
#40,557
mrs h wrote:
Did you just bump into him or were you getting his autograph? ;)
Posted on Sun, 5 October 2008 at 20:03
#40,558
mr self destruct wrote:
I went down with a lad from work, basically to be “ironic”. We got a “Howard goodie bag”, which included a pair of ludicrous plastic spectacles. These went down very well in the club I went to that night, when everyone was completely fucked and having a merry old time trying on the “faux Brown glasses”. There used to be a photo on this very site of that actually, but it disappeared when the boards were redesigned.
Posted on Sun, 5 October 2008 at 20:06
#40,559
mrs h wrote:
Dear God.
Where were you working at the time?
Posted on Sun, 5 October 2008 at 20:09
#40,560
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Sun, 5 October 2008 at 20:10
