…but just ended up being shit.
Ok - We’ve all seen them, this thread is dedicated to the films that had all the right ingredients to be great, but left you feeling totally fucking cheated
Only rule is - if you are gonna put plot details in - post a spoiler warning!
Bear with me on this…
Imagine you have a friend that you haven’t seen for ages. You go way back, but circumstances just mean you’ve kinda grown apart and just don’t see each other any more. Then out of the blue you get an invite to go to a party at their place. You have fond memories of your times together and think that it would be fun to catch up with each other again, talk about old times and find out what each other are upto these days.
You turn up, have a few beers - the vibe is good, some decent tunes are playing, pretty good night so far… jokes are cracked, shared experiences are reminiced upon.
Then, out of the blue, your jovial host comes swaggering over, unzips his flies, pulls out his stinking shriveled knob and pisses warm stinking urine right in your face…
That is the exact feeling I got by watching Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.
I now want to punch George Lucas in his tiny little beard.
Posted on Fri, 3 October 2008 at 21:58