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#31

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:

Dennis wrote:

so littel time…

is littel a swedish supermarket?

Posted on Tue, 7 October 2008 at 19:35 in reply to an earlier post

#32

Old twat wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

In the future people will just have to press a button and the furniture will self-assemble. I want to live then, not now.

Holographic coffee-tables and virtual sofas is where it’s at. I saw it in a dream.

Posted on Tue, 7 October 2008 at 20:58 in reply to an earlier post

#33

deadsetgav wrote:

That would be all well and good until you came to put your drink on it… unless it was a holographic drink i guess..

Posted on Tue, 7 October 2008 at 21:00

#34

mr self destruct wrote:

People will be holograms then so it won’t matter

Posted on Tue, 7 October 2008 at 21:03

#35

deadsetgav wrote:

Better start working on the old ‘Arnold Rimmer’ sarcasm then, where’s Squall when you need him?

Posted on Tue, 7 October 2008 at 21:06

#36

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:

Squall?????

I havent seen him around in at least a year.

Posted on Tue, 7 October 2008 at 21:12

#37

Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

Better start working on the old ‘Arnold Rimmer’ sarcasm then, where’s Squall when you need him?

hahahaha :D

Posted on Tue, 7 October 2008 at 22:12 in reply to an earlier post

#38

White Psycho wrote:

mrs h wrote:

out of a clothes hanger and a footstool? :D

Well you know, they say put side A into slot B but the you put it into small b by mistake and that re-routes all the wiring that you swear wasn’t in the package a second ago but you carry on because you need that wardrobe so you can amass shoes that you’ve never and will never wear, and next thing you know you’ve hooked up the 1950s film about surviving the ensuing holocaust (“Duck ‘n’ Cover!”). Classic story.

Posted on Wed, 8 October 2008 at 07:33 in reply to an earlier post

#39

Mekhet wrote:

“In the future people will just have to press a button and the furniture will self-assemble. I want to live then, not now.”

Ah, but you do…

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4226669818703358754

Posted on Wed, 8 October 2008 at 09:08

#40

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Mike Hunt) wrote:

I saw something well initive today, the mixing desk in the college studio is hooked up to a computer where you can control the desk and all the notches on the level bits move on the real soundboard as you move it on the computer, seems a bit lazy for simple tasks but im guessing it would be useful if you wanted to save certain configurations and recall them at a later date.

Posted on Wed, 8 October 2008 at 14:40

#41

deadsetgav wrote:

I’ve seen a guitar amp do that - and I wanted it sooooooo bad.

Of course the only sensible thing to do would be to program all the dials to turn to 11…

Posted on Wed, 8 October 2008 at 14:43

#42

chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:

Cos then it would be 1 louder??

Posted on Thu, 9 October 2008 at 11:17

#43

deadsetgav wrote:

Well - one louder than 10 - yes!

Posted on Thu, 9 October 2008 at 11:19

#44

Dennis wrote:

Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:

is littel a swedish supermarket?

Their’s no kneed two maek fun off my typos, you now…

Posted on Thu, 9 October 2008 at 11:55 in reply to an earlier post

#45

mrs h wrote:

I saw a great T-shirt a while back, it just had a volume button going right up to 11. Understated comedy genius …

Posted on Thu, 9 October 2008 at 11:55

#46

Dennis wrote:

Why didn’t they just do a t shirt with a volume button going up to 10, but make ten louder…?

Posted on Thu, 9 October 2008 at 11:59

#47

mrs h wrote:

Noooo - look, this one goes up to eleven!!!

Posted on Thu, 9 October 2008 at 12:13

#48

CS (Colin S) wrote:

We need pics mrs h!

Posted on Thu, 9 October 2008 at 23:03

#49

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Posted on Fri, 10 October 2008 at 09:00

Last edited by hoochalobster on Fri, 10 October 2008 at 13:09 (Removed pointless content)

#50

mrs h wrote:

I notice you corrected your formatting and failed to correct your typo :p

Posted on Fri, 10 October 2008 at 12:32

#51

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

There we go :)

Posted on Fri, 10 October 2008 at 13:10

#52

mrs h wrote:

That’s better. Great pic btw - I wish mine went up to 11 :)

Posted on Sat, 11 October 2008 at 13:50

#53

big_binterz (Damien) wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

MFI dont do meatballs!

Ikea meatballs are horses testicles.

Posted on Sun, 12 October 2008 at 09:21 in reply to an earlier post

#54

mrs h wrote:

So are my earrings :)

Posted on Sun, 12 October 2008 at 16:32

#55

Dennis wrote:

Oh did you do some kind of swap, cos I saw a horse today with these dangly little ruby numbers between its legs…

Posted on Sun, 12 October 2008 at 17:28

#56

Taunty Dan wrote:

…and you were looking there because?

Posted on Sun, 12 October 2008 at 17:28

#57

Dennis wrote:

As a professional horse gigalo, I felt it was my duty to at least look interested.

Posted on Sun, 12 October 2008 at 17:31

#58

mrs h wrote:

I did do a swap, because these are bigger and they come with their own bag :)

Posted on Sun, 12 October 2008 at 17:42

#59

mr self destruct wrote:

Ahem, back to my original topic I have a half-assembled TV stand that I started in Friday but gave up on and haven’t been able to face :(

Posted on Sun, 12 October 2008 at 18:19

#60

Kill_Hill (Brendan) wrote:

be a man!! show that piece of shit who’s boss. you gonna let it sit there half assembled just laughing at you? slap on a bit o Carcass and rip into it!!

Posted on Sun, 12 October 2008 at 18:24

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