#31
Blonde Blade (Rakie Keig) wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
he was legal, so officially you aren’t a paedophile
:D Plus i didn’t actually sleep with him, so that’s okay! Well, kinda… :D
@Citizen - awwww, thanks! That makes me feel better… wait a minute, how old are you? :p
Posted on Wed, 23 April 2003 at 15:10
#32
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
17…any rumours that I am actually 29 are completely and totally denied.
My ideal age is 9, and I live up to that ideal as often as possible :D
Posted on Wed, 23 April 2003 at 15:51
#33
Blonde Blade (Rakie Keig) wrote:
Wow, i have a friend who’s actually older than me! It’s becoming a rarity these days… :D I’m getting pretty sick of chatty up nice looking guys, and when i ask them what they do they say ‘i’m at the college, doing my GCSEs’. That sort of thing can really put a dent in your confidence. Especially when they turn you down.
Yeah, that’s a good point actually - is it worse that i tried to sleep with a 17 year old, or that he turned me down? Dammit, now i have to go down to Tescos and buy some more self esteem…
Posted on Wed, 23 April 2003 at 15:56
#34
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
Ahem…
1.It’s good that you asked (better to regret doing something than not), but probably of no consequence that he turned you down (he’s 17 - you know what 17yo’s are like - what would you have done for the rest of the evening?).
2. Anyone that says they are doing their GCSEs either fucked up as a teenager, or is at school and should stop pretending it’s a college in order to should cool (even if it’s called a college). And at 17 you should be onto your A levels, so he was obviously a muppet, hence the turny-down thing.
3. Nothing damages your self-confidence more than hearing that girls sometimes do the chatting up bit, but never having direct experience of this phenomena. This sounds like a fable to me
Posted on Wed, 23 April 2003 at 16:09
#35
Blonde Blade (Rakie Keig) wrote:
*G* Y’see, this is why i like talking to you guys! You never fail to make me feel better about stuff.
I chat guys up all the time, but it NEVER works, unless i’m asking on behalf of one of my friends. I think being asked out by a girl scares a lot of people off… that’s my excuse anyway and i’m sticking to it! :D
I also managed to shut up my stupid friend by threatening to tell everyone a hugely embarrassing story about her, so life is good! Well, kinda. :D
Posted on Wed, 23 April 2003 at 22:59
#36
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
Blonde Blade wrote:
I also managed to shut up my stupid friend by threatening to tell everyone a hugely embarrassing story about her, so life is good! Well, kinda. :D
If you tell us, we promise we won’t tell her that you told…
Posted on Thu, 24 April 2003 at 08:31
#37
Blonde Blade (Rakie Keig) wrote:
Okay, but if you every meet my friend Laura, you’re not to tell her, all right? :D
So anyway, Laura has a thing about wrestling, and especially Stone Cold Steve Austin. About a year ago, we went to see some ‘pretendy wrestling’ (as opposed to the ever so genuine real thing), where amateur wrestlers dressed up as guys from the WWE. To cut a long story short, we snuck backstage by throwing Laura at a security guard… oops, i’ve gotta go do some work, i’ll finish this story in a minute…
Posted on Thu, 24 April 2003 at 10:59
#38
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
Posted on Thu, 24 April 2003 at 11:12
#39
Blonde Blade (Rakie Keig) wrote:
Sorry, all the computers crashed at once! They gave us like five minutes warning and then they all crashed. Dammit.
So anyway, we threw Laura at the security guard and ran backstage and molested some wrestlers. Once she’d got away for the guard, Laura got kinda friendly with the guy impersonating Steve Austin, and ended up going back to his hotel with him. I dunno if you know about wrestling, but Steve Austin’s finishing move is called a Stunner, which looks pretty cool but me and Laura have never managed to do one without really hurting ourselves. So Laura asked the pretendy Austin how you did it, and he showed her… while they were both naked. Laura ended up getting bounced across the room and hurt her shoulder, but she refused to go to casualty because she was so damn embarrassed.
That’s the short version anyway! So there you go, proof that my friends are just as capable of making prats of themselves as i am. I’ve been using that story as blackmail for a year now, and Laura’s still embarrassed as all hell about it! :D
Posted on Thu, 24 April 2003 at 13:45
#40
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
Funny, I know someone else who’s final move was a ‘stunner’ and he used it when naked too. :D
Don’t think that I have any embarressing holds over my mates, they’re all too dull.:(
Posted on Thu, 24 April 2003 at 14:02
