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#31

Squall wrote:

Does anything good come from being drunk ? :D

Posted on Sun, 16 September 2007 at 11:46

#32

mrs h wrote:

Hooch? :)

Posted on Sun, 16 September 2007 at 19:43

#33

Squall wrote:

Hooch what ? :) is that like ” Hooch ? can you please Kill Squall ” ? :D

Posted on Sun, 16 September 2007 at 19:44

#34

mrs h wrote:

No. I was giving you an example of something good that came from being drunk …

Posted on Sun, 16 September 2007 at 20:03

#35

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Hahah! I was gonna make the exact same joke but then I thought you might get all defensive :p

Posted on Sun, 16 September 2007 at 20:09

#36

Fordonian wrote:

My humour comes from being drunk - does that count or is it really crap and I haven’t noticed yet?

Posted on Sun, 16 September 2007 at 20:14

#37

mrs h wrote:

I remember that night like it was yesterday :)

I don’t remember yesterday either :(

Posted on Sun, 16 September 2007 at 20:14

#38

mrs h wrote:

That was at Hooch, obviously.

@HS - You have your moments :)

Posted on Sun, 16 September 2007 at 20:18

#39

Fordonian wrote:

Why thankye :D

Posted on Sun, 16 September 2007 at 20:22

#40

mrs h wrote:

My pleasure :) Just out of curiosity, have you ever actually tried getting sober? ;)

Posted on Sun, 16 September 2007 at 20:24

#41

Fordonian wrote:

I tried, failed though.

Posted on Sun, 16 September 2007 at 21:10

#42

mrs h wrote:

If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised :)

That’s not the right one, is it? … erm … Many a mickle makes a muckle! :)

Posted on Sun, 16 September 2007 at 21:16

#43

Squall wrote:

babyshambles on Jools holland. the lack of talent was hilarious and sickening all at once. :eek:

Posted on Sun, 23 September 2007 at 23:24

#44

mrs h wrote:

This morning I drew some money out of the cash machine. I expected it to look all pristine and kissable, but the £20 note at the top was covered in dried blood :S Then I got to work and went to the loo and someone had had rampant diarrhoea and it was splattered all over the bog, which nearly made me sick.

Ornaments Schmornaments…

Posted on Thu, 30 April 2009 at 19:37

#45

mrs h wrote:

Although I suppose in retrospect last night’s advert for ‘Bizarre ER’ was worse.

Posted on Thu, 30 April 2009 at 19:47

#46

Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

I blame cocaine for the dried blood on the 20 pound note

Posted on Thu, 30 April 2009 at 22:58

#47

Epitome (Dave) wrote:

Hahah! Probably.

Talking of cash machines, I’ve had to avoid going to one, after seeing a hobo take a piss on one right as I walked up to it :S

Posted on Thu, 30 April 2009 at 23:36

#48

Alan wrote:

That’s nothing - a guy in my town took a shit on one last year! Someone took a picture and emailed it around. Needless to say he (the shitter) was out of his mind on drink.

Posted on Fri, 1 May 2009 at 07:03

#49

Cuchulain wrote:

Used to work as a bank teller and one of the main customers was a fish-monger who brought in piles of money from his shop and it was covered in fish blood , slime and scales. And that’s apart from the smell when you opened his deposit box.

Posted on Fri, 1 May 2009 at 09:35

#50

paulpryor wrote:

on the tube i saw a foreign woman suck all the snot out of her sons nose and then proceed to spit it on the floor a couple of years ago. i had to get off the train, couldn’t handle it!!!!

Posted on Fri, 1 May 2009 at 09:40

#51

glen wrote:

2 girls 1 cup

if you havent seen - it dont watch it

Posted on Fri, 1 May 2009 at 10:31

#52

glen wrote:

oh i almost forgot

the toilets at download 06,

it was just a row of cubicles but on an elevated platform - the toilets were just a hole with a 6ft drop into a lake of piss/shit/sick

it fuckin stunk and the heat didnt help either

Posted on Fri, 1 May 2009 at 10:36

#53

mrs h wrote:

paulpryor wrote:

on the tube i saw a foreign woman suck all the snot out of her sons nose and then proceed to spit it on the floor a couple of years ago. i had to get off the train, couldn’t handle it!!!!

You just made me be sick in my mouth :mad:

Posted on Fri, 1 May 2009 at 18:17 in reply to an earlier post

#54

mrs h wrote:

In fact I think you may have ruined my life. I’m already a bit phobic about snot and I freak out if I hear someone clearing their throat! I will have to have therapy now :(

Posted on Fri, 1 May 2009 at 18:22

#55

paulpryor wrote:

mrs h i can only apologise.
i had to see it with my own eyes, wrong, wrong, wrong!

Posted on Sat, 2 May 2009 at 02:39

#56

paulpryor wrote:

glen wrote:

2 girls 1 cup

if you havent seen - it dont watch it

peanuts anyone?

Posted on Sat, 2 May 2009 at 02:39 in reply to an earlier post

#57

Taunty Dan wrote:

glen wrote:

2 girls 1 cup

if you havent seen - it dont watch it

See i don’t know what all the fuss was with that, its clearly not real.

Posted on Sat, 2 May 2009 at 12:43 in reply to an earlier post

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