#31
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Captain Sensible during the Final Damnation reunion gig: ‘We’re not doing this for the money!’
Audience in typical pantomime mode: ‘Oh yes you are!’
Later, Sensible takes his top off, revealing a bit of a beer gut.
Dave Vanian: ‘A little large around the middle, I see. All that fine livin’, all that Happy Talking?’
Posted on Wed, 29 November 2006 at 21:57
#32
FNYANKEZ wrote:
When he’s in the mood Eddie Vedder can be pretty good.
During an ‘03 show in San Diego he was ragging on how Jewel was endorsing and doing commercials for some women’s razor. He then talked about how they were offered millions to allow one of their songs to be used in a Viagra commercial. The way he described the potential commercial of an animated peter running around singing “I’m still Alive” funny stuff…
Andy and MIKHELL can work the crowd pretty well also.
My favorite is from the 03 Paradiso gig. THe quotes are the basic jist that I remember.
Andy: “Straight Life, these consumerist things we buy”
Fan: “Your albums”
Everyone broke up laughing, and Andy conceded defeat
“You got me, thanks for buying our albums…I can’t respond to that..you got me”
Posted on Wed, 29 November 2006 at 22:30
#33
Spaceball 1 wrote:
When The Melvins performed “Colossus of destiny”, they were joined by Tool’s Adam Jones. Upon getting on the stage someone from the audience pointed at Adam and yelled “Who the fuck is that?” Buzz Osbourne replied: “I don’t know, I was hoping you could tell me”. :D
Posted on Thu, 30 November 2006 at 07:41
#34
Superunknown wrote:
FNYANKEZ wrote:
When he’s in the mood Eddie Vedder can be pretty good.
During an ‘03 show in San Diego he was ragging on how Jewel was endorsing and doing commercials for some women’s razor. He then talked about how they were offered millions to allow one of their songs to be used in a Viagra commercial. The way he described the potential commercial of an animated peter running around singing “I’m still Alive” funny stuff…
I just came across this by accident:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HdZYG3bfPg&mode=related&search=
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 19:18
#35
FNYANKEZ wrote:
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 22:07
#36
g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:
In narberth the punter next to me tried turning mikes bass down.
Mike : dont think i dont notice you trying to turn my bass down, thats not welcome in the therapy? camp
Andy : nipple and cock grabbing however is.
then me and pip and some others grabbed andys nipples and i took it a bit too far and went for his cock but stopped at the last minute :)
Posted on Tue, 19 December 2006 at 23:14
#37
Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:
If the next Therapy? album has loads of tortured lyrics about violent sexual abuse, we know who to blame
Posted on Wed, 20 December 2006 at 10:50
#38
buffalo-boy wrote:
Dunno about best but i played a gig last week and took the piss out out of Stephen Gately. Bizarrely (and i mean that) it didn’t go down well. weird!
Posted on Sun, 18 October 2009 at 21:23
#39
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Well it was quite poor timing on your part, you see he died last week.
Posted on Sun, 18 October 2009 at 21:41
#40
g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:
anything ginger says on grevious acoustic behaviour, hes on fine form on that album.
heres some from memory :
dont buy that album, well if you have to hear it one of you buy it and make cassette copies for all your mates, then you can draw your own cover which will be better than the one they give you.
Fan: why are you only talking to him? ginger: because hes the one holding a tape recorder, go buy a tape recorder and ill talk to you.
fan: why is japan getting special treatment ginger: hang on, am i in japan tonight? no im here with you, fan : tell everyone outside that diddnt get in, ginger : its not my fault promoters are shit scared of me
Posted on Mon, 19 October 2009 at 05:21
#41
caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:
I love the Andy and Mikehell show. I remember a long-term joke where depending on the boyband du jour Andy would threaten them with a Tabasco fistfuck. I’m sure Boyzone were on that list at one point.
I now quite often threaten people with a Tabasco fistfuck, but I’m yet to meet anyone who understands why.
Or take me up on the offer for that matter.
Posted on Mon, 19 October 2009 at 06:52
#42
Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:
|~Gimme Back My Brainsaw~| wrote:
In narberth the punter next to me tried turning mikes bass down.
Mike : dont think i dont notice you trying to turn my bass down, thats not welcome in the therapy? camp
Andy : nipple and cock grabbing however is.
then me and pip and some others grabbed andys nipples and i took it a bit too far and went for his cock but stopped at the last minute :)
Good Times
Posted on Tue, 20 October 2009 at 13:41 in reply to an earlier post
#43
Alan wrote:
“Stop throwing shit up onstage… (pause)… there’s enough shit on it already! (laughs)” :-D
Mikehell in Dublin years ago when someone was throwing ice-cubes at the band.
Posted on Tue, 20 October 2009 at 14:38
#44
realityfuck (Jar lath) wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
Well it was quite poor timing on your part, you see he died last week.
And coupled with the fact that the gig was on Sheriff St. in Dublin, it was always going to go down badly.
Cormac Battle of Kerbdog/Wilt always did a good line in banter.
Mike Patton I’ve seen give it to the crowd in English and Spanish.
Posted on Tue, 20 October 2009 at 17:36 in reply to an earlier post
#45
smeghead (Anna) wrote:
Therapy? back in the 90s at some point in Manc…when Andy was slightly larger some of the crowd started shouting ‘you fat bastard’. Andy left the stage, returned with a family pack of Doritos and proclaimed ‘I may be fat but I’m as happy as fuck’ before chucking Doritos over his hecklers….I may be wrong but it could have been the same night the barrier fell down so the lads played a ‘little jazz’ whilst everyone took two steps backward…
Posted on Tue, 20 October 2009 at 18:03
