#1
Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:
The Red Lion Earl Shilton! I used to play there years ago with my band!
Posted on Tue, 5 January 2010 at 10:14
#2
mrs h wrote:
When you were the substitute tambourine player in Rod, Jane and Freddy?
Posted on Tue, 5 January 2010 at 12:02
#3
Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:
I wish!
You must have misheard, I was actually just a mere substitute margerine spreader for their catering department.
Posted on Tue, 5 January 2010 at 12:43
#4
mrs h wrote:
I never liked that substitute margarine. Especially ’ I Can’t Believe It’s Not Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil’
Posted on Tue, 5 January 2010 at 13:19
#5
Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:
I heard that the people that made that hired the same people that wrote the jingle “You’ll never put a better bit o’ butter on your knife”.
After six weeks of trying to make ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Hydrogentaed Vegetable Oil’ to scan when set to music, any music, at all, the jingle people were said to have “hastily scribbled notes to their families and eagerly removed their own brains by means of bullet-based weaponry”.
Not before, of course, writing the entire lyrics for the latest Robbie Williams album.
Posted on Tue, 5 January 2010 at 13:41
#6
buffalo-boy wrote:
Posted on Tue, 5 January 2010 at 14:01
#7
mrs h wrote:
I would have thought they could have got it to scan quite nicely by using a Birmingham accent? Then you could just blur it all into one word and make it a bit shorter by removing the consonants. Although maybe they had already reached that conclusion before they decided on such drastic measures.
Posted on Tue, 5 January 2010 at 18:49
#8
mrs h wrote:
And maybe it wouldn’t be such a great advertisement for the product.
Posted on Tue, 5 January 2010 at 18:50