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Started by danafo81 (Dan) in Other Bands & Artists

One of my favorite things to do is to come up with fictitious band names and song titles. So in this thread/topic, go crazy and jot down some fictitious song titles or band names you’ve come up with! I’ll start with one:

Here’s a “new album” by a band I made up called “SPICY JACK AND THE WATER TOWERS and the album is called TORCH FAST FORWARDER/ CANDLE REWINDER…and plus it’s a double album with two discs. Come to the record release party! There will be cake.

DISC 1: TORCH FASTFORWARDER

1. Smells Like Old Spice
2. Seashore Sally’s Illuminating Introduction
3. Purple Peppers of the Pointless
4. Meta Jamboree Meltdown
5. Broken Bells and Boom Boxes
6. Caveman Build Fire, Slay Mammoth
7. Jet Setter Crash Site
8. Throwing Lip at the Scene
9. Take a Chill Pill, Purse Popper 7
10. Space Doves/Star Cows
11. Captain Nobody
12. Mashed Potatoes on the Fence
13. Cocaine and Coconuts

DISC 2: CANDLE REWINDER

1. You and Your Bossy Cyborg Clone
2. Lord of the Lame
3. Billy the Browser
4. Dogmatic Street Leperz
5. How About Now, Star Cow?
6. Sporadic Bear Claw
7. Star Tangled Splatter
8. Devil Came Down To Knoxville, He Was Looking For a Fool to Drill
9. Golden Shit/Silver Piss
10. Vodka Volleyball Relapse Party

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 15:36

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Alan wrote:

You, Sir, are a loon.

I thank you.

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 15:53

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smeghead (Anna) wrote:

er…I’ll come if I can bring my imaginary friend?!

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 15:56

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danafo81 (Dan) wrote:

Alan: as Evil Elvis might say “Thank ya, thank ya very much” XD btw… Do I need Therapy? hahahaha

Anna: yes! Bring your imaginary friend! Especially if they are a cyclops/unicorn hybrid. that would be pretty neat, haven’t met a cyclops/unicorn hybrid before. lol

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 16:03

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smeghead (Anna) wrote:

Will do. And my imaginary unicorn moshpit.

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 16:14

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Epitome (Dave) wrote:

Oooh, count me in! But don’t count my trousers in!

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 16:19

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danafo81 (Dan) wrote:

Dave: No Worries! all trousers are to be taken off at the door! Or you will have to pay the 5 dollar cover fee! Your choice!

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 16:26

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Epitome (Dave) wrote:

The five dollar is all I’m wearing. Quite literally my cover fee!

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 16:34

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Ronald wrote:

If there would be a Facebook button here I would definately click “LIKE”

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 20:10

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chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

*psssst…who let in the mad yank??*

WELCOME TO OUR WORLD :)

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 20:13

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danafo81 (Dan) wrote:

Wall o’ Mouths just might be the best message board on the entire internet. By the way, I think, including myself, there’s probably only like about 30 (give or take) star spangled yank Therapy? fans in the whole United States. hahahaha ;D

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 20:38

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man-fish (Sean McLastname) wrote:

Can Dead Kitchen support on the tour? We’ve got many hits, including Pig Lips and Supermarket (Not in Italy).

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 21:54

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g (My Shade Will Comfort you) wrote:

um…

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 22:24

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danafo81 (Dan) wrote:

man-fish: Certainly. Dead Kitchen with Spicy Jack and the Water Towers. We need 2 more bands to accompany us on the tour…and also a name for the tour. The Culinary Mishaps Tour of Summer 2010 perhaps? ;D

Posted on Wed, 11 August 2010 at 00:21

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Cuchulain wrote:

10. Vodka Volleyball Relapse Party

I’ve been at a couple of those !!!

Posted on Thu, 12 August 2010 at 13:04

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danafo81 (Dan) wrote:

haha! same here! Vodka Tennis is also a fun recreational activity. lol

Posted on Thu, 12 August 2010 at 20:52

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danafo81 (Dan) wrote:

Ok, I feel like releasing another Fictional album off the top of my head. This time it’s an EP by the band Skeleton Jesters.

SKELETON JESTERS

Surely You Jest EP

1. Ninjas With Bazookas
2. Percocet and Fisticuffs (Pharmacy Coach Remix)
3. Lung Tray
4. This Town Ain’t Big Nuff Fer Yer Ignorance
5. Snot Rocket

Posted on Thu, 12 August 2010 at 21:08

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Gav wrote:

I suppose it only half counts, but back in the day, when I was playing in bands I had a piss-about project called ‘Hessian Fairway’ which involved me and the guitarist from my ‘real’ band.

Song titles came first and we’d often make up shit to fit them - I think I have recordings of some of these still:

Farmers Conscience
French Tent
Born In A Nova
Talibandana
Catapult Fever
Done Questioning Physics?
Tiger Woods
Born To Dig
15 Ways To Enter Heaven
No Cheese Like Cheap Cheese
…As I Take My Dying Breath
I’m Not Fat, I’m Built For Winter

A lot were part-ideas, some had full music recorded, some had designed sleeve covers.

I had a lot of time on my hands back then!

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 07:40

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Gav wrote:

We also had a side band with the drummer that never made it out of the rehersal room called ‘Pagan Daddy’.

Songs like:
Callous Wind
Sniff My Finger Non Believer
Bad Baby
Lick My RIng
Ass Crime

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 07:45

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Epitome (Dave) wrote:

SKELETON JESTERS - Surely You Jest EP

I wish I was listening to that right now.

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 09:06

#20

Taunty Dan wrote:

:D Fictional bands are cool. Way better than most real ones! I have a million bands/songs written down.

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 10:31

#21

Gav wrote:

God bless archive.org:

http://web.archive.org/web/20030325081840/http://www.deadset.co.uk/PaganDaddy/badbaby.jpg
http://web.archive.org/web/20030118000721/http://deadset.co.uk/PaganDaddy/shirtdaddyshome.jpg

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 10:42

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Gav wrote:

http://web.archive.org/web/20030325081840/http://www.deadset.co.uk/PaganDaddy/Ass%20Crime.jpg
Pagan Daddy - ‘Ass Crime’ (2002)

Available on CD, LP

“Not since Putrid Monk’s seminal ‘86 album ‘Caress The Frost’ has an album had the potential to change the way we listen to music!” : Death Sound Magazine 10/10

“I Put this album on and cry, you will too!” Metal Overground 10/10

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 10:43

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Gav wrote:

http://web.archive.org/web/20030118000721/http://deadset.co.uk/PaganDaddy/shirtsnifffinger.jpg

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 10:44

#24

Taunty Dan wrote:

This is surely the funniest thing of all time.

The sleeve for Ass Crime is probably the most sinister too. What does go on inside that mystical castle?

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 10:48

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Gav wrote:

Crimes of the ass no doubt.

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 10:51

#26

Taunty Dan wrote:

But just look at the place, you can’t even escape!!!! Terrifying.

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 10:52

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Gav wrote:

We did a website for it with loads of shitty gifs knicked from awful mid 90’s geocity sites.

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 10:53

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Gav wrote:

I think if the band had stayed together long enough - we’d have played a gig as Pagan Daddy - it would have been… brutal.

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 10:54

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Gav wrote:

I think i might have a hard drive lying round somewhere that may still have the covers for the Hessian Fairway stuff.

They were just wierd (which was the plan)

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 10:55

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Taunty Dan wrote:

One of THE great lost bands, surely?! :D

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 11:02

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