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msd wrote:

On a (sort of) related note, I just watched a man wanking off a pig on BBC2. It’s an actual job.

Posted on Thu, 22 July 2010 at 19:24

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Gav wrote:

Is it on your cv like that?

Posted on Thu, 22 July 2010 at 19:41

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msd wrote:

Yeah - in the “personal interests” section.

Posted on Thu, 22 July 2010 at 20:35

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Fiona (Fiona Lamont) wrote:

Good to know fellow WoMbles have a diverse range of interests lol

Posted on Fri, 23 July 2010 at 08:49

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Gav wrote:

‘Puppy Love ’ is probably as diverse as it gets.

Posted on Fri, 23 July 2010 at 18:31

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Gav wrote:

I mean, once the novelty of walking around English Herritage sites in your little black dress has worn off, you’ve got to think how you can raise your game, and obviously bumming a spaniel is the logical next step.

Wonder where it will all end? felating a swan on railway property whilst dressed as a member of the French aristocracy? who knows…

Posted on Fri, 23 July 2010 at 18:37

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mrs h wrote:

I’m stunned. And this is most spooky. A work colleague of mine was terrified for weeks because whenever she took her dog out to do it’s business on the field at the back of their house a transvestite in the flats opposite used to press himself up against the window and shout “here doggy doggy”. He hasn’t been seen for a few weeks. I guess he was on holiday!

Posted on Fri, 23 July 2010 at 19:02

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msd wrote:

Posted on Sat, 24 July 2010 at 12:35

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Gav wrote:

I did see that. wondered if points were due

Posted on Sat, 24 July 2010 at 12:51

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mrs h wrote:

I thought she’d been dead for years! :S

Posted on Sat, 24 July 2010 at 18:35

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chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

No, she just looks as though she’s been dead for years…

Posted on Mon, 26 July 2010 at 14:14

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Alan wrote:

A superb example of a rhetorical question… “was he pissed?”

Posted on Fri, 30 July 2010 at 17:12

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Gav wrote:

Haha, its a spoof website, I thought it was quite funny how the story, even though it was fake, was still quite plausable

Posted on Fri, 30 July 2010 at 17:43

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msd wrote:

I must admit, I did have to read it twice before being sure it was a spoof. After the Gazza incident, anything is possible.

Posted on Fri, 30 July 2010 at 18:06

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Gav wrote:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10922428

I guess she really wanted chicken nuggets!

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 11:06

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chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

The best bit is when the next car pulls up :D

Wonder if he wants chicken nuggets too!!!!

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 11:17

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Gav wrote:

do you want fries with that?

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 11:18

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msd wrote:

If you eat at McDonalds you’re bound to be mentally unbalanced, considering the shit they put in their food

Posted on Tue, 10 August 2010 at 11:31

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chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 20:46

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glen wrote:

im drunk

Posted on Fri, 13 August 2010 at 21:43

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chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

Posted on Tue, 24 August 2010 at 08:17

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Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

What a fucking bitch someone should bin her

Posted on Tue, 24 August 2010 at 11:03

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Jobrok (John O)))) wrote:

I fucking hate cats.

She should have come back with a steamroller and flattened the bin with the moggy cunt inside.

Posted on Tue, 24 August 2010 at 11:27

#1,585

msd wrote:

^ If you did that to my cat, I’d run *you* over.

Posted on Tue, 24 August 2010 at 14:11

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chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

Posted on Tue, 24 August 2010 at 16:24

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mrs h wrote:

I’m a very nice person as I am sure you know, but I feel a very strong urge to find Mary Bale and break her fucking nose.

Posted on Tue, 24 August 2010 at 22:23

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MisterHoppy wrote:

Can’t find the link but N-Dubz drummer was convicted of sexual assault in scotland the other day, basically groped up some girl in a student venue they were playing in. He claimed that as he was ”A black man who’s been tried by a white jury” everyone knew this was just a racist conviction, personally i think it was when he used the line: ”I’m like honey to bees for these woman” in his defence was when he got himself convicted, that and saying afterwards that charging blokes for grabbing womans arses was just ridiculous. What a Cnut.

Posted on Wed, 25 August 2010 at 15:47

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MisterHoppy wrote:

Posted on Wed, 25 August 2010 at 17:13

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TheSingularity101 (Dr. Rick Dagless, M.D) wrote:

chr1s wrote:

She is being dubbed ‘The Purrminator’.

Posted on Thu, 26 August 2010 at 20:47 in reply to an earlier post

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