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mrs h wrote:
aaaaaaand relax.
It’s probably boring for most people, but to put you nosey parkers out of your misery I have spent nearly 8 weeks trying to get some info out of facebook. Namely the IP address of the scum who used my stolen laptop to frape me. after 8 weeks of fucking about I had an email address for people who actually believed I was me, and when I asked for the 100th time for the info they sent me a link to the facebook helpdesk that I contacted in the first place. I’m sure you can imagine the rest…
On the plus side I got the info today and passed it on to the police. All I know so far is that they were in Milton Keynes, but the trail is closing in but I am going to get the little fuckers if it kills me :)
cheers cushion - sorry about the mess XX
Posted on Fri, 11 February 2011 at 23:59
#2,492
Mrs Hoochs Cushion (Soft Furnishings) wrote:
I can live with the saliva, but I fear the bite marks may stay with me for some time :(
Posted on Sat, 12 February 2011 at 09:07
#2,493
crazy horse (crazy horse) wrote:
in a perfect world wouldnt it be great fun to turn up at their doorstep with some of your large freinds (possibly carrying some choice surgical instruments)
Posted on Sat, 12 February 2011 at 13:29
#2,494
mrs h wrote:
Indeed it would!
*throws cushion in the washing machine as a gesture of goodwill*
Posted on Sat, 12 February 2011 at 19:59
#2,495
not that kind of guy (Richard) wrote:
well i am going to hell apparently. last night at a my chemical romance gig a friend of a friend was really enjoying everything and then they played a song she didn’t like. everything was going well up until this point. and then she said “oh i don’t like this song, i’ve seen it before and a little part of me died inside”. possibly referencing the song, i don’t know what it was. and me being the sarcastic fuck that i am said “oh, like a miscarriage”. it was around this point that the whole world ended. cue people dropped jawwed.
the moral of this story is. just don’t fucking bother.
Posted on Sun, 13 February 2011 at 18:24
#2,496
Gav wrote:
That must have taken about 2hrs to get your foot out of your mouth…
Posted on Sun, 13 February 2011 at 18:45
#2,497
Epitome (Dave) wrote:
Yeah, and that was after the hours spend getting the knee out of there.
Really though, it’s just a joke, people shouldn’t be so sensitive. Unless she actually had had a miscarriage, in which case it wasn’t very tactful ;-)
Posted on Sun, 13 February 2011 at 18:47
#2,498
Gav wrote:
It was a My Chemical Romance gig - how was anyone there not going to be ‘so sensitive’?
Posted on Sun, 13 February 2011 at 19:01
#2,499
Gav wrote:
Sorry fella - kinda laughing at your misfortune - I don’t mean to be a dick.
You probably will tell this story in the not too distant future and see the funny side.
Posted on Sun, 13 February 2011 at 19:02
#2,500
not that kind of guy (Richard) wrote:
yep. i found out within seconds that she actually had. this is why i am going to hell.
Posted on Sun, 13 February 2011 at 20:50
#2,501
Epitome (Dave) wrote:
Ah. Well, you’ll be in good company at least, and your jokes will go down much better down there :-D
Posted on Mon, 14 February 2011 at 07:03
#2,502
buckfast bomber (Gazz) wrote:
i’m ranting about folk who let there dogs shit everywhere , my new trainers are fooked AGAIN!!!…what i should do is follow the Ba*tards to there homes and take a dump on there doorsteps…police should stop them in the street and ask ”excuse me sir/madam , you have a dog with you and may i see your plastic shit scoop/bag ” if they answer in the negative then !!!!BANG!!!! a 40 quid fine .
It truly is a question of manners or lack thereof.
Deep Breath :)
Posted on Wed, 16 February 2011 at 11:51
#2,503
MisterHoppy wrote:
^ Or follow them home and post their dog’s shit through the letterbox. Having had to do a few gardens for offices in towns recently I’ve been thinking anyone throwing rubbish on the floor should be made to eat said rubbish.
Posted on Wed, 16 February 2011 at 17:59
#2,504
not that kind of guy (Richard) wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
Sorry fella - kinda laughing at your misfortune - I don’t mean to be a dick.
You probably will tell this story in the not too distant future and see the funny side.
i have since been told by a spectator that this incident was “comedy gold”. and now, i kind of agree.
Posted on Wed, 16 February 2011 at 19:29 in reply to an earlier post
#2,505
mrs h wrote:
buckfast bomber wrote:
i’m ranting about folk who let there dogs shit everywhere , my new trainers are fooked AGAIN!!!…what i should do is follow the Ba*tards to there homes and take a dump on there doorsteps…police should stop them in the street and ask ”excuse me sir/madam , you have a dog with you and may i see your plastic shit scoop/bag ” if they answer in the negative then !!!!BANG!!!! a 40 quid fine .
It truly is a question of manners or lack thereof.
Deep Breath :)
Couldn’t agree more. £4o quid fine AND they have to pick the shit up with their bare hands and dispose of it properly anyway …
Posted on Thu, 17 February 2011 at 20:44 in reply to an earlier post
#2,506
chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:
I’d make the fuckers EAT it!!! It’s the same where I live. The fat git in the building next to mine is always leaving his dogs shit lying around.
Posted on Thu, 17 February 2011 at 21:36
#2,507
Fiona (Fiona Lamont) wrote:
We’re not too bad with dogs but my neighbours cat constantly shits in our garden - it stopped for awhile after I threw a bucket of cold water round it, but its back again. Was told of an old wives tale of putting down mustard powder, might try that - burn the arse of the dirty wee fecker the next time it decides to take a shit.
Posted on Thu, 17 February 2011 at 22:19
#2,508
Gav wrote:
I was skim reading that post (I’m at work and supposed to be working) and read it as your neighbour constantly shits in your garden… had to do a double take!!
Posted on Fri, 18 February 2011 at 08:07
#2,509
crazy horse (crazy horse) wrote:
this week i am incredibly pissed off by the amount of phone calls iv been receiving from that fast growing american con trick ,the one where someone with an american accent (sounding incredibly happy) informs you ,that you have won some incredible prize and says “just press nine for more details” and if your daft enough to press nine you pay god knows how much ,Has anyone come across this con yet ? and more importantly has anyone been caught out ,i was wonderin what happens when you press nine and how much you get done for…BASTARDS
Posted on Fri, 18 February 2011 at 17:39
#2,510
chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:
I got a warning e mail about it a couple of weeks back… Apparently if you press 9, you get charged something ridiculous like, £300 or thereabouts…
Posted on Fri, 18 February 2011 at 17:43
#2,511
MisterHoppy wrote:
Is this to mobile or landline?
Posted on Fri, 18 February 2011 at 17:45
#2,512
chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:
It didn’t specify that on the e mail, but it could be either i suppose…
Posted on Fri, 18 February 2011 at 18:31
#2,513
chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:
Just had a look for the e mail, but must have deleted it… Another 1 i got told about is a fake delivery company called PDS… If you get a card through the door to phone them to rearrange delivery of a parcel, don’t do it… U get charged £315 for calling the number!!!!
Posted on Fri, 18 February 2011 at 18:35
#2,514
Epitome (Dave) wrote:
How can pressing 9 on your phone lead to you being charged? Does it go on your phone bill (as pressing 9 doesn’t give any credit card details and such away). Surely if that’s the case it would be easy to trace the scammers and the phone company should have the sense to cancel any such charges anyway. I’ve always presumed stories like this were balls.
Posted on Fri, 18 February 2011 at 18:56
#2,515
crazy horse (crazy horse) wrote:
EPITOME ,this is why im trying to find out more about it ,all i really know is that the wife did catch something about it on WATCHDOG but wasnt really payin much attention as we hadnt been receiving these calls at the time,the calls come periodically, and over the past couple of yrs i must have had around three dozen of them at least,if it is an organised con (which it appears to be )then i dont think it would be that easy to trace ,especially if its being done by broadband ,im just hopin somebody else knows a bit more than me
Posted on Fri, 18 February 2011 at 19:28
#2,516
chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:
Aye, it gets charged to your bill. Probably some kind of sophisticated scam with redirected Fone lines etc. Dunno if it’s bollocks or not, but I work in a police building and I get the e mails from someone in there.
Posted on Fri, 18 February 2011 at 19:30
#2,517
crazy horse (crazy horse) wrote:
i would have thought it was bollocks to CHRIS if i hadnt had around 40 calls ,im wonderin how the scam works and how much they are tryin to rip people of for ,it seems it is something that might work on older people ,and i dont mean that to sound rude to the elderly
Posted on Fri, 18 February 2011 at 19:55
#2,518
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
@Fiona Citrus is poisonous to cats, try leaving some half cut lemons about the place to put it off :)
Posted on Fri, 18 February 2011 at 23:10
#2,519
caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:
Ranting about banks.
I have no money so I go overdrawn
I’m overdrawn so they charge me
Because the charge is paid out whilst I am overdrawn I get charged for paying a bill when I am overdrawn.
So because I have no money, I now owe them £50.
Which means I have no money so I go overdrawn
And the cycle repeats and exacerbates until I really really have no money.
If I didn’t have a bank account:
I have no money
I get paid
I have money.
Posted on Tue, 22 February 2011 at 15:51
#2,520
chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:
As far as im concerned, banks are a necessary evil. They are cunts, they just want your money under the guise of “helping”, when really they only want to help themselves.
And for the 40 th time LloydsTSB, no I dont want to take out another loan or credit card just because you have 1 available for me!!!!
Posted on Tue, 22 February 2011 at 17:13
