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April Fools ideas?

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Started by Citizen Erased (confused again) in Chit-Chat

Any suggestions? It’s less than a month to go now… last year I had a colleague waiting for a phone call and I passed him a message saying that Mr Lion had called for him whilst he was away from his desk and gave him the phone number for London Zoo…

Posted on Wed, 2 March 2011 at 16:00

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chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

That old chestnut…

Another 1 I done a few yrs ago was, I txt a mate telling him I was in London and that my fone battery was about dead, but I needed him to fone me urgently. I attached a number for Buckingham Palace’s security office and told him to fone there and ask for Liz!!

Posted on Wed, 2 March 2011 at 17:26

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Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

I like that, it shall be done

Posted on Wed, 2 March 2011 at 19:12

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Squall wrote:

:P Ask your friend how many sugars he likes in his coffee, and if he says 2, put 2 and a bit in… Classic…

Posted on Wed, 2 March 2011 at 23:19

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Epitome (Dave) wrote:

And instead of coffee, use a mixture of mud and arsenic.

Posted on Thu, 3 March 2011 at 10:05

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Squall wrote:

So, Maxwell House then :D

Posted on Thu, 3 March 2011 at 15:02

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Epitome (Dave) wrote:

Bazinga!

Posted on Thu, 3 March 2011 at 15:03

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crazy horse (crazy horse) wrote:

even better WEASEL COFFEE (look it up)

Posted on Thu, 3 March 2011 at 19:12

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MisterHoppy wrote:

^That weasel coffee doesn’t taste much different to normal coffee - it just costs a lot more (too much to make it anything other than a novelty)

Posted on Thu, 3 March 2011 at 19:27

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crazy horse (crazy horse) wrote:

yeah i know it doent taste that special ,i just thought that it would be a bit of fun letting lettin someone who,s a bit squemish drink it and then tell them its passed through the digestive system of a weasel (i beleive they do the same thing with different critters as well)

Posted on Thu, 3 March 2011 at 21:08

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Epitome (Dave) wrote:

Yet it’s amazing that I haven’t sold even one jar of my own special blend. Typical.

Posted on Fri, 4 March 2011 at 07:53

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mrs h wrote:

^ lol :D

Posted on Sat, 5 March 2011 at 17:00

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Thefanthattriedtostrangleitslf wrote:

Call someone saying there’s a killer on the loose near them and tell them to stay inside.

Posted on Sat, 5 March 2011 at 23:47

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Thefanthattriedtostrangleitslf wrote:

Especially if you know they have to go somewhere… Hehehe.

Posted on Sat, 5 March 2011 at 23:47

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