#931
chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:
I know how those people in japan feel…last time I had 30 aftershocks I couldn’t find my house either
Posted on Fri, 11 March 2011 at 21:28
#932
mrs h wrote:
Tasteless but witty. Like clown fish sushi.
Posted on Fri, 11 March 2011 at 22:55
#933
Gav wrote:
You are a bad man Christopher… you are surely going to hell!
Posted on Fri, 11 March 2011 at 23:53
#934
Thefanthattriedtostrangleitslf wrote:
A man runs into his house and shouts at his wife ‘I won the lottery! Start packing’ The wife asks ‘What should I pack?’ The man says ‘I don’t care, just pack and get the fuck out!’
Posted on Sat, 12 March 2011 at 00:23
#935
chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
You are a bad man Christopher… you are surely going to hell!
Christopher? I must be in trouble. That’s the only time my full name ever gets used.
Posted on Sat, 12 March 2011 at 12:55 in reply to an earlier post
#936
Gav wrote:
Yeah… If I’d been really bad I’d get called by my first and middle name… always know your in the deepest of shit when that happens :D
Posted on Sat, 12 March 2011 at 12:56
#937
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Sun, 13 March 2011 at 10:25
#938
chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:
Osama and son killed.
That’s the first time I can remember the bins being taken out on a bank holiday Monday!! :D
Posted on Mon, 2 May 2011 at 18:12
#939
Epitome (Dave) wrote:
I knew it was going to be an Osama joke that had been posted, but surprisingly that was actually quite funny!! :-)
Posted on Mon, 2 May 2011 at 18:17
#940
Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:
Osama Bin Laden the undisputed king of Hide and Seek (2001 - 2011)
Posted on Mon, 2 May 2011 at 19:22
#941
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
chr1s wrote:
Osama and son killed.
That’s the first time I can remember the bins being taken out on a bank holiday Monday!! :D
After a crappy evening that’s really lifted my spirits , :-)
Posted on Tue, 3 May 2011 at 10:03 in reply to an earlier post
#942
CS (Colin S) wrote:
I just bet on three horses called Sunshine, Moonlight, and Good Times, and none of them won. I blame it on the bookie.
—
I just saw a Yank on the news holding a sign that said ‘America 1-0 Bin Laden’.
Looks like someone can’t count to 2752.
—
I was at my mate’s stag night yesterday, when him and his brother handed me a glass full of yellow, lukewarm liquid.
“Drink it” they said giggling. It was only when I smelt it that I realised the prank the bastards were trying to pull.
Fosters.
Posted on Tue, 3 May 2011 at 10:38
