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Confession Time!!!

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Started by chr1s (I can't remember my own name)

We’ve all been on here a long time, and most of us are friends, so I think it’s time we told each other everything - or is it? Is there anything there in the back of your mind that you want to get rid of? Well, now’s the time. Please, nothing too strong though, like if you killed someone once, it’s probably best to keep it to your self, but embarrassing stories would be good!!

Let’s start simple - In primary school, I once called my teacher “mum”… Oh how the rest of the class laughed. Never quite got over that 1 :D

Posted on Wed, 13 July 2011 at 17:56

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Fiona (Fiona Lamont) wrote:

I had a massive crush on Marti Pellow from Wet, Wet, Wet :-o - the shame lol

Posted on Thu, 14 July 2011 at 11:35

#2

Gav wrote:

I used to be a woman.

Posted on Thu, 14 July 2011 at 13:02

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silverginger5 wrote:

I’m the clown from slipknot

Posted on Thu, 14 July 2011 at 13:33

#4

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

I swim like a spaz :-(

Posted on Thu, 14 July 2011 at 13:50

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chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

EDIT!!

They’re not really embarrasing enough…Or even true i suspect!!! :)
Well, apart from Fiona’s obviously!!! Did you really??? Marti Pellow??? :-o :-o Was that in his pre-junkie days, or did you find the “Smack Look” suited him??? :D

Posted on Thu, 14 July 2011 at 14:17

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Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

Mine’s true, which is kinda embarassing given that most of my holidays involve scuba diving. On a similar note I also easily get seasick.

At school I was often the last one to finish cross-country runs - we used to have to do 3 laps of the playing fields and me and my mate (also a Chris) used to be almost at the back , but with the proverbial fat kid (there’s one in evry school) behind us - but we’d just start our third lap and we’d hear the teacher tell the big lad to stop so we’d be last. Then Chris would sprint the last 50 yards…

Posted on Thu, 14 July 2011 at 15:05

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Gav wrote:

Ok - I am currently listening to Hysteria by Def Leppard really loud on my mp3 player at work and I’m fucking loving it.

That is embarassing :-o

Posted on Fri, 15 July 2011 at 08:25

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Fiona (Fiona Lamont) wrote:

chr1s wrote:

They’re not really embarrasing enough…Well, apart from Fiona’s obviously!!! Did you really??? Marti Pellow??? :-o :-o Was that in his pre-junkie days, or did you find the “Smack Look” suited him??? :D

I really did lol - it was the pre-junkie days…even got my big brother to take me to see them in concert!! In my defense I was only about 14 ;-)

Posted on Fri, 15 July 2011 at 11:25 in reply to an earlier post

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gf. wrote:

When i was 6 I went on Holiday to Germany with my family and really needed to go to the toilet. My parents were setting up the tent and told me I was big enough to go by my myself. When I came back they asked me if it all went ok. I said that I wasn’t sure which door to take as one had a ‘H’ on the door and one a ‘D’. For those of you who don’t speak German ‘H’ is for Herrn (Men) and ‘D’ for Damen (Ladies). My parents asked me which door I chose and I answered: ‘The one with the ‘H’ of course! As ‘H’ is for ‘Hollander’ (Dutch) and ‘D’ for ‘Duitser’ (German)..:)’

Posted on Fri, 15 July 2011 at 18:01

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chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

When I was around 6 or so, I went on holiday to a caravan in Arbroath with my Gran, Grandad and my aunt and uncle who are only a few years older than me. I got up early to go fishing with my uncle 1 morning and was sent into the bathroom to get washed and clean my teeth. The toothpaste didn’t taste very nice, so I told my Uncle not to use it. He went into the toilet and came back with the tube and said ” was it this toothpaste you used?” “yeah” I said “Don’t use it, it’s rotten”. My uncle then started falling about laughing… Turns out I had used a tube of Savlon to clean my teeth!!! No wonder it tasted horrible!! :D

Posted on Fri, 15 July 2011 at 20:17

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Epitome (Dave) wrote:

Are you Harry Hill?

Posted on Sat, 16 July 2011 at 06:08

#13

Lola wrote:

i once called my primary school teacher DAD…she wasn’t impressed

Posted on Sun, 17 July 2011 at 18:16

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man-fish (Sean McLastname) wrote:

Not me, but my dad got so angry when he found out that David Cameron was Primer Minister that he shat himself.

Posted on Mon, 18 July 2011 at 09:25

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Cuchulain wrote:

When I was 12 , I had a Kim Wilde poster above my bed.

Posted on Tue, 19 July 2011 at 08:32

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kossu (Petri Koskiniemi) wrote:

I dont know what skeletons are still in my closet, I guess they´ve all come out by now:D

Posted on Thu, 21 July 2011 at 13:18

#17

Judge Dredd (Evil Elvis) wrote:

I was THE sigue sigue sputnik fan!!!!

Posted on Mon, 25 July 2011 at 22:52

#18

Gav wrote:

Happy Birthday Mrs H!

Posted on Tue, 26 July 2011 at 06:55

#19

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

So it’s YOU making us all older! I knew it! :mad:

Posted on Tue, 26 July 2011 at 09:39

#20

Jess wrote:

This is all quite funny btw. Marti Pellow was well fit Fiona, no disputing that

Posted on Fri, 29 July 2011 at 20:33

#21

Jess wrote:

Gav has one for you…

Posted on Fri, 29 July 2011 at 20:35

#22

Gav wrote:

Fuck off wife!

Posted on Fri, 29 July 2011 at 20:36

#23

chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

Go on Gav… Better tell us yourself before the Mrs does it for you!!!

Posted on Fri, 29 July 2011 at 20:37

#24

Jess wrote:

I’m not a grass

Posted on Fri, 29 July 2011 at 21:22

#25

chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

Spoilsport :p

Posted on Sat, 30 July 2011 at 07:56

#26

Epitome (Dave) wrote:

Did he get drunk and get intimate with one of your potplants?

Posted on Sat, 30 July 2011 at 08:03

#27

Jess wrote:

You think i could keep a potplant alive?!?! you don’t know me at all

Posted on Sun, 31 July 2011 at 19:32

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Beefgrinder wrote:

I broke a toilet seat and partially fell into the toilet bowl at Lisbon airport. Not one of my proudest moments, particularly as it was before an 11-hour flight…

Posted on Sun, 31 July 2011 at 23:43

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buffalo-boy wrote:

staying at my then g/f’s house and drunkenly getting up in the night for the toilet and going back to the wrong room and getting in bed with her younger brother, snuggling up to him and going back to sleep would be mine! when i was dragged out of his bed i trod on the cat and woke the whole house up (his parents and grandma who was staying over no less!!) who still laugh about it to this day 10 years later! Oh the embarassment!

Posted on Fri, 26 August 2011 at 11:32

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chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

Haha, that’s amazing!! 1 of my mates done something similar. He was drunk too and got up in the middle of the night for the toilet. forgetting he was in his g/f’s house, he took the route to the toilet that’s in his house. He walked to where the toilet should have been and pissed on her dads Bang & Olufsen record player!!! Luckily he was away working on the oil rigs, so after cleaning and drying it, no lasting damage was done. :D

Posted on Fri, 26 August 2011 at 12:06

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