#31
Alan wrote:
Citizen Erased wrote:
A relatively straight forward solution - try a band with a less active messageborad - Wilt for example ;). Alternatively, ignore all the threads with dull sounding titles. Take control of your life.
Dear Citizen,
Thanks for your lightning fast response. However, while the Wilt message board is rather inactive at the moment, I do find the members that are there somewhat ‘up themselves’ - particularly the ones who post just one message under the guise of someone else from another message board. I find this tactic very deceptive, and as such, would perfer to remain on here.
Secondly, while ignoring threads with dull titles is a good idea, I do find that no matter how interesting the title is, the content invariably consists of inane posts from certain members going ‘off’ topic. One such member, I suspect, is indeed the same deceptive poster I have mentioned previously.
But I agree that I need to take control of my life. So, from today onwards, I have taken out a years subscription to the ‘Readers Digest’. Hopefully, this bold move will enlighten me to a world of knowledge that I never knew existed.
Finally, thank you Citizen for all your good work. You are indeed a revelation!
Yours sincerely,
Matt Bellamy
Posted on Fri, 27 June 2003 at 11:06
#32
mr self destruct wrote:
Citizen Erased wrote:
Ahh, yes, now the Romans and Egyptians had the same problem (after all, whoever heard of air-con in a pyramid?). You need to get yourself some slaves - and a couple of large palm leaves. You can also use the slaves to dine off.
Many thanks for that sterling piece of advice. I’m still getting hot when dinnertime renders their wafting powers useless, but I can live with that.
Posted on Fri, 27 June 2003 at 16:26
#33
Citizen Erased wrote:
Alan wrote:
I do find the members that are there somewhat ‘up themselves’ - particularly the ones who post just one message under the guise of someone else from another message board.
This sort of thing happens all too often these days I’m afraid, it’s very childish, and often the perpetraitors feel guilty about it afterwards.
Posted on Fri, 27 June 2003 at 16:54
#34
White Psycho wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
Dear Citizen
In summer my room is hotter than the sun, but I’m too tight to buy a fan. Every day I come home, break out into a hot sweat and think “What can I do to cool my room down?”.
Please help,
Anonymous of Bristol
I’m glad I don’t have the same problem! After all these years I’ve finally worked out what gives me migraines; the heat! If I get too hot then I start getting a migraine but if I cool down quick enough I can manage to avoid them!
Posted on Fri, 27 June 2003 at 22:53
#35
Mr_Bob wrote:
Dear Citizen Erased
I see you have proven your self to be the fountan of all knowledge so i put this too you…
with out the aid of man eating trees (as thay are hard to come by theses days) how do i win the heart of this girl who i like yet has a boyfriend but i have been seeing for a sertan peroid of time?
what do i do thay say the drugs are no good for me but there my olny friend
and where can i get a spell checker?
thanks…mr unknown
Posted on Fri, 27 June 2003 at 23:25
#36
Citizen Erased wrote:
Mr_Bob wrote:
Dear Citizen Erased
I see you have proven your self to be the fountain of all knowledge
If only you knew… and I suspect at least 2 of you have a rough idea…
Mr_Bob wrote:
without the aid of man-eating trees (as thay are hard to come by these days), how do I win the heart of this girl who I like yet has a boyfriend but I have been seeing for a certain period of time?
Man eating trees - difficult, but try your local fish bar for man eating chips…
Winning hearts of girls is tricky - and ‘be yourself’ is advice which is of not much help. If she’s seeing you at the same time as someone else, then I suspect you will either have to accept the status quo, or give her a him-or-me style ultimatum - which may result in you having nothing (but being free to pursue any other young lady that takes your fancy), or in an invitation to a threesome, in which case I suggest you go round the back first.
Mr_Bob wrote:
What do i do [when] they say the drugs are no good for me but there my only friend
Get better drugs (pref legal ones) - I suggest http://www.laphroaig.com where they claim
“There are 3 main ingredients for making Laphroaig - Barley, Water, and Yeast, but the secret ingredient is the People.”
I’d ignore the bit about The People, unless they’ve done something in The Water…
Mr_Bob wrote:
and where can i get a spell checker?
Try your local witch. Or be less drunk, that works for me.
Mr_Bob wrote:
Now be honest, your mother doesn’t call you that, does she?
Posted on Fri, 27 June 2003 at 23:49
#37
Mr_Bob wrote:
Citizen Erased wrote:
Now be honest, your mother doesn’t call you that, does she?
Oh no thats much better/cleaner than what she calls me
anyway i thank you for your kind words some would pay for that stuff (take what you can when its still free my old chum used to say until he was arrested for theft and prostitution)
well i think she has endded it with me now :( so am young free and single if anyones looking ;)
Posted on Fri, 27 June 2003 at 23:57
#38
mr self destruct wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
I’m glad I don’t have the same problem! After all these years I’ve finally worked out what gives me migraines; the heat! If I get too hot then I start getting a migraine but if I cool down quick enough I can manage to avoid them!
Best get yourself some slaves, matey.
Posted on Sat, 28 June 2003 at 00:00
#39
Citizen Erased wrote:
Mr_Bob wrote:
Oh no thats much better/cleaner than what she calls me
anyway i thank you for your kind words some would pay for that stuff (take what you can when its still free my old chum used to say until he was arrested for theft and prostitution)
;)
Sarah - can we set up a pay site?
Posted on Sat, 28 June 2003 at 00:03
#40
mr self destruct wrote:
Mr_Bob wrote:
well i think she has endded it with me now :( so am young free and single if anyones looking ;)
You’ve got competition mate. I’m youngish, free and single.
Posted on Sat, 28 June 2003 at 00:05
#41
Mr_Bob wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
You’ve got competition mate. I’m youngish, free and single.
but ahhh whats youngish now-a-days?
Posted on Sat, 28 June 2003 at 00:06
#42
Citizen Erased wrote:
Posted on Sat, 28 June 2003 at 00:11
#43
Mr_Bob wrote:
well i am 18! well 17, 18 in augest.
Posted on Sat, 28 June 2003 at 00:14
#44
mr self destruct wrote:
I’d say 25. My age, in fact. :)
Posted on Sat, 28 June 2003 at 00:19
#45
Mr_Bob wrote:
there you go ladies have your pick ;)
Posted on Sat, 28 June 2003 at 00:22
#46
mr self destruct wrote:
Mr_Bob wrote:
there you go ladies have your pick ;)
My age being nearly right in the middle or both of yours and Citizen’s gives me a vague feeling of confidence… ;)
Posted on Sat, 28 June 2003 at 00:39
#47
Mr_Bob wrote:
theres the odd girl out there who likes the younger man!
(and no disrespect the older man too)
Posted on Sat, 28 June 2003 at 00:41
#48
mr self destruct wrote:
Mr_Bob wrote:
theres the odd girl out there who likes the younger man!
(and no disrespect the older man too)
You’re welcome to those young inexperienced girlies, m’lad!
Posted on Sat, 28 June 2003 at 00:55
#49
Mr_Bob wrote:
when your as desperate as me youl take anything!
*ahemm* i mean its not just the action your looking for now is it? *wispers shallow* plus its alllways fun to have a little inexprance
Posted on Sat, 28 June 2003 at 01:01
#50
Citizen Erased wrote:
Mr_Bob wrote:
theres the odd girl out there who likes the younger man!
Some of the ones that like the ‘more mature gentlemen’ are pretty odd too!
Posted on Sat, 28 June 2003 at 07:43
#51
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Citizen Erased wrote:
Sarah - can we set up a pay site?
Sure, anyone wanting Citizen’s advice please send a tenner to me via this site. Citizen - cheque’s in the post, mate :p
Posted on Sat, 28 June 2003 at 12:08
