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Started by Citizen Erased in Chit-Chat

got mugged, shopping in the West End (Oxford Street & other green monopoly card locations) today, and, despite being there myself (buying some nice vanilla smelly stuff in the Body Shop), I didn’t. Whilst the muggers are obviously complete shits who obviously fancied a pop at someone well off and should be hung from the highest yard-arm available, one can’t help but give a small smile.

more a smirk really. can’t walk indeed.

Posted on Tue, 2 December 2003 at 23:03

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Ooh that reminds me, I saw Steve Davis in the train station today. No one was administering a beating though.

Posted on Wed, 3 December 2003 at 19:41

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mr self destruct wrote:

I have no sympathy for Phil Collins, but if Steve Davis was being mugged I’d jump in and help out the funny ginger feller.

Posted on Wed, 3 December 2003 at 19:44

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Citizen Erased wrote:

I saw him doing the commentary on the final on Sunday, and he was a top bloke! Any mugger thinking they’ll have pop at Steve better watch out!

Good final too!

Posted on Wed, 3 December 2003 at 21:22

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mr self destruct wrote:

No-one had better mess with The Man Davis, or I’ll whack them round the head with some snooker balls in a sock.

Posted on Wed, 3 December 2003 at 21:57

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Missed the final, used to be quite into snooker but it’s fallen out of grace since Buffy started getting arsed about. :mad: - who won?

Posted on Thu, 4 December 2003 at 00:04

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White Psycho wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Ooh that reminds me, I saw Steve Davis in the train station today.

I saw Chris Tate from Emmerdale when we were waiting for the train back from leeds, it was amazing to see him use his legs!

Posted on Thu, 4 December 2003 at 11:28

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Citizen Erased wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

who won?

Matthew Evans? The one that wasn’t Steven Hendry, anyway.

Snooker is the perfect TV sport to iron to.

Posted on Thu, 4 December 2003 at 17:00

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Blonde Blade wrote:

Aaaaaaaaahhh!! I saw Jack Sugden from Emmerdale yesterday, how scary!

Posted on Fri, 5 December 2003 at 13:47

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efilnikufesin wrote:

Title: Will young

I saw him in a newspaper this morning when i was really hungover and i started thinking about putting his face into the belt sander that i used in CDT class in school. Maybe i should lay off the drink

Posted on Fri, 5 December 2003 at 21:19

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White Psycho wrote:

Well I could say that sounds very healthy and well adjusted but actually it sounds a bit scary

Posted on Fri, 5 December 2003 at 21:20

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Bad Karma wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

I have no sympathy for Phil Collins

Did he real leave Britain because Labour got into power?

Posted on Sat, 6 December 2003 at 11:35

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

I thought that was Paul Daniels? (he didn’t - bastard)

Posted on Sat, 6 December 2003 at 17:26

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White Psycho wrote:

Would have been benficial if Paul Daniels had, he’s an arse!

Posted on Sat, 6 December 2003 at 17:44

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mr self destruct wrote:

Phil Collins and Paul Daniels should have been shipped off to some desert island together, with nothing but annoying magic tricks and terrible pop music to keep them company…

Posted on Sat, 6 December 2003 at 17:48

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

And Debbie McGee, you can’t expect her to stay here.

Posted on Sat, 6 December 2003 at 18:10

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mr self destruct wrote:

I’d let her stay in the country, but she’d always have to stand under Mother Shipton’s petrifying cave-waterfall, bought by her marooned and highly irritating midget husband.

Posted on Sat, 6 December 2003 at 18:19

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White Psycho wrote:

She’d have disintegrated the moment he left because it is his magic keeping her alive

Posted on Sat, 6 December 2003 at 18:19

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zero nero wrote:

my wife saw boy band engineer ‘louie walsh’ last year on grafton street,
she walked beside him, shouted from the top her lungs that he was a prick, bastard, cunt and other assorted nice things. he put his ugly head down and run off, !! had i been there i would have smacked the fucker in the bridge of the nose, pacifism be fucked, send the fool back to mayo where he belongs.

i’m so proud and in love!!!

Posted on Sun, 7 December 2003 at 01:44

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mr self destruct wrote:

Who exactly is “Louie Walsh”, and why do you and your wife want to verbally and physically assault him?

Posted on Sun, 7 December 2003 at 16:32

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Louie Walsh is Irish pop producing genius and man behind the oh-so-talented Girls Aloud, amongst others.

Posted on Sun, 7 December 2003 at 20:50

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Bad Karma wrote:

His biggest crime against humanity is Westlife.

Posted on Fri, 12 December 2003 at 23:51

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White Psycho wrote:

\></ Westlife!

Posted on Fri, 12 December 2003 at 23:54

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zero nero wrote:

‘wastelife’.

2 years back one of the wastelife ‘group’ got beaten up outside ‘abrakababra’ a food poisioning outlet in sligo.
I hope that the person administering the beating likes therapy?!

Posted on Mon, 15 December 2003 at 01:05

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