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Most usesless crimbo present?

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motherh666 wrote:

thanks. I just had an image of that woman wearing nothing but a belt and then the belt fell down!!!! Arrrggghhhh

Posted on Tue, 13 January 2004 at 16:58

#32

Alan wrote:

You can’t blame me for your imagination!

You obviously have a deep-rooted subconscious desire to lick whipped cream off one of her spare tyres…

Posted on Wed, 14 January 2004 at 08:15

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motherh666 wrote:

rather of taking my shoes off and going for a good bounce around that meaty castle.

Posted on Wed, 14 January 2004 at 08:32

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Alan wrote:

:D

Posted on Wed, 14 January 2004 at 08:41

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Blonde Blade (Rakie Keig) wrote:

Well, that’s at least three mental images i didn’t need. Thanks guys.

Posted on Wed, 14 January 2004 at 11:40

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msd wrote:

Come on guys. Really you’d like to catch her after a strenuous workout at Celebrity Fit Club - and then lick her pits.

Posted on Wed, 14 January 2004 at 11:57

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motherh666 wrote:

what you mean lick it? Stick my cock in ‘em! But only if she’s not shave a while.

Posted on Wed, 14 January 2004 at 13:06

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dano wrote:

I’ve read some sick things in my time, but sex with VF is really taking the biscuit ( tin )!

Posted on Sun, 18 January 2004 at 00:50

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Alex wrote:

I know this is very behind the times (!) but Dano, and, maybe this is a dumb question (uh-huh.. i’m not stupid, i’m just special…) but did anyone look at your average general footwear before considering that present? it always strikes me as very Thatcherite when the guys in Dublin Airport try to drag you in for a shine when you are obviously wearing the smelliest oldest bits of fake leather in the northern hemisphere…

Posted on Sun, 18 January 2004 at 04:50

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