#1
allroy (Rainer) wrote:
Germany already had a laugh at this report some days ago.
I think that’s what Americans make out of history.
We won’t laugh anymore when George Bush starts sending Stallone as Rambo to finally capture Bin Laden.
Posted on Fri, 6 February 2004 at 15:03
#2
tatty seaside town wrote:
Well what do you expect from a man, who is talking to a car?
Posted on Fri, 6 February 2004 at 15:04
#3
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
Surely such a big museum must have a toilet, so they could find a place for David’s picture.
Aim between the eyes, guys!
Posted on Fri, 6 February 2004 at 17:34
#4
Gav wrote:
Come on - give the guy a break, we should see what he’s made of and send him into Palestine! He could unite the whole of the middle east with his unique brand of Über rock!
Posted on Fri, 6 February 2004 at 18:29
#5
tatty seaside town wrote:
Whats with —>
I am the night rocker
I wanna rock you all night long
I am the night rocker
I wanna love you in a song
Its a sweet lullaby
And I know you want to fly
So come, lets fly away
I am the night rocker
I remember the video, where Michael … ahm i mean David *g* stands on this “talking” car … (K.I.T) and sings this song “night rocker”
really scary
Or whats with these lyrics?
—>
Limbo cool, limbo fine
Ev’rybody gets a chance
Clap your hands it’s party time
Do the limbo dance
Let’s go on a holiday
(Let’s go to Jamaica)
Fly in to Montego Bay
(Let’s go to Jamaica)
Maybe find a hideaway
(Let’s go to Jamaica)
We can limbo on the sand
To a steel drum band
Limbo cool, limbo fine
Ev’rybody gets a chance
Come on and move your body down
Do the limbo dance
Limbo cool, limbo fine
Ev’rybody gets a chance
Clap your hands it’s party time
Do the limbo dance
OH MY GOD! WHAT AM I DOING TO THIS BOARD? PLEASE HIT ME!
Posted on Fri, 6 February 2004 at 18:42
#6
Gav wrote:
Check the album sleve… see if the lyrics were written by class 5 of the local primary school.
Posted on Fri, 6 February 2004 at 18:46
#7
Krisken wrote:
Ok, I would first, as an American citizen (don’t laugh), like to point out that David Hasselhoff is indeed Not an American… he’s a cyborg created in Atlantis to scout out our tolerence to pain with terrible music and complete stupidity. Invasion is immenent. At least that’s what I wish to believe.
Posted on Fri, 6 February 2004 at 20:50
#8
Gav wrote:
Big Dave Hasslehoff has given me an idea for a gameshow…
‘I’m a Celebrity, Keep me in here’ - Except it is a very, very big jungle, and its filled with tigers and big fuck-off gorrilas with a burning hatred for shite rock and big orange life floats… who else could go in do you recon?
Posted on Fri, 6 February 2004 at 21:21
#9
JSar666 wrote:
http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300
Click on the link to view David Hasselhoff’s version of “Hooked On A Feeling”. I swear you will shit yourself laughing.
Funny you should mention the jungle gav, cos this features some shite editing with him “performing” superimposed on jungle motifs among other things.
Posted on Fri, 6 February 2004 at 23:52
#10
Gav wrote:
Damn - I cant get it to work!
I remember seeing Big Dave on tv one time though - he had a leather waistcoat, bare chest - tight leather pants and a red headband and he was marching around singing in German and punching the air… I nearly fell off the chair laughing! If only i had a video clip of that…
Posted on Sat, 7 February 2004 at 00:30
#11
msd wrote:
Hah, fucking hilarious :p
The Hoffmeister had a part to play in an amusing incident in Prague this summer. I was pretending to some English lads in a club that I was from Germany, and best mates with the Hoff, and they believed me :)
Posted on Sat, 7 February 2004 at 14:56
#12
Superunknown wrote:
tatty seaside town wrote:
I remember the video, where Michael … ahm i mean David *g* stands on this “talking” car … (K.I.T) and sings this song “night rocker” really scary
I got a friend who was there when this video was being made! He also had a chance of sitting in K.I.T.T.!
Hasselhoff is God!
But seriously, Conan O’Brien once made a funny statement about Hasselhoff rocking on the Wall. He said, some Russian guy saw and heard it and yelled: “For Christ’s sake make him stop. If you have to tear it down!” LOL.
Also, check out this link:
http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml
Posted on Wed, 11 February 2004 at 19:36
#13
Gav wrote:
“There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.”
If he really said that - well… thats just pure class!
Posted on Wed, 11 February 2004 at 23:54
#14
allroy (Rainer) wrote:
I’d like Hasselhoff holding my hand…
…when I’m on the electric chair.
Posted on Thu, 12 February 2004 at 07:16
#15
motherh666 wrote:
Let’s all leave WoM for the warmer and more loving surrounding of a Hasselhoff board. Maybe it could be called WoD (Wall of Dickhead) or WoP (Wall of plonker).
Posted on Thu, 12 February 2004 at 09:18
#16
Alan wrote:
Whenever I think about Hasselhoff’s insane level of popularity in Germany, I remember what Cartman said in South Park…
“What the hell’s wrong with German people?” :p
Posted on Thu, 12 February 2004 at 10:39
#17
allroy (Rainer) wrote:
We have the same right for bad taste as everyone else.
That’s why we copy popular British tv formats like “I’m a celebrity…” :p
By the way, Hasselhoff was on German telly Wednesday evening in a popular talk show (Kerner, for those who want to know). He was talking complete bullshit (as always).
If I remember correctly, he even mentioned he loves Austria very much which seems quite obvious as he got so many devoted fans down there who can even sing along to his songs.
***can we hear tatty sing?***
Posted on Thu, 12 February 2004 at 11:00
#18
tatty seaside town wrote:
allroy wrote:
***can we hear tatty sing?***
I remember the day you came into my life
I remember how time stood still
You were my lover my friend my joy
You were my life
I loved you then and I always will
How time has its way with things
And all the changes it brings - baby
If I could only say goodbye
There will always be a part of me for you
If I could find the reason why
If I could only say goodbye
…
David Hasselhoff - IF I COULD ONLY SAY GOODBYE - to allroy
*ggggggggggggggg*
Posted on Thu, 12 February 2004 at 11:10
#19
motherh666 wrote:
you guys are having much too much fun with this post.
Posted on Thu, 12 February 2004 at 11:57
#20
ColdEthyl? wrote:
Alan wrote:
Whenever I think about Hasselhoff’s insane level of popularity in Germany, I remember what Cartman said in South Park…
“What the hell’s wrong with German people?” :p
Can’t speak for other Germans, but hey - There’s nothing wrong with me (at least according to my shrink. What’s these voices? Make them go away! Where am I? Oh…). Hasselhoff made me puke from the very first moment. But I had a good laugh when I read what he claimed. *rofl*
Posted on Thu, 12 February 2004 at 12:10
#21
allroy (Rainer) wrote:
tatty seaside town wrote:
I remember the day you came into my life
I remember how time stood still
You were my lover my friend my joy
You were my life
I loved you then and I always will
Oh sweetie, you really make me blush :o
Posted on Thu, 12 February 2004 at 13:16
#22
tatty seaside town wrote:
allroy wrote:
Oh sweetie, you really make me blush :o
*lol*
you´re welcome sweetie! :)
bring david with you! so we can do (you know) a threesome workout, and david would sing to us :)
Posted on Thu, 12 February 2004 at 13:42
#23
allroy (Rainer) wrote:
Yep, he’s singing “I’ve been fucking for freedom” while we’re entertaining ourselves on the backseat of K.I.T.T., i.e. listening to T?, of course.
Posted on Thu, 12 February 2004 at 19:03
#24
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
allroy wrote:
That’s why we copy popular British tv formats like “I’m a celebrity…” :p
Yeah, we export all the crap and keep all the good stuff for ourselves.
Posted on Thu, 12 February 2004 at 20:29
#25
JSar666 wrote:
What good stuff? Teachers, Alan Partridge, Spooks and.. ?
Posted on Fri, 13 February 2004 at 11:59
#26
Gav wrote:
Actually - I shouldn’t slag of David Hasslehoff, In a way I’m quite envious of the Germans, I mean the guy is a genuine star in the sense that he is completely fucking barking mad with an ego the size of a planet - and he isnt afraid to make a twat of himself at the drop of a hat! The man is fascinating for all the wrong reasons but he is still fascinating!
In the UK we who do we have? bloody Jordan and that fat bloke from ‘Airport’! we need someone like Cheesy Dave!
Posted on Fri, 13 February 2004 at 17:00
#27
Superunknown wrote:
allroy wrote:
he even mentioned he loves Austria very much which seems quite obvious as he got so many devoted fans down there who can even sing along to his songs.
Is that some kind of insult towards Austrian people?
Posted on Sat, 14 February 2004 at 09:59
#28
Stiggi wrote:
i couldn’t think of a worse insult except tobr told of having the same haircut or chesthair like him.
Posted on Sun, 15 February 2004 at 10:58
#29
allroy (Rainer) wrote:
Superunknown wrote:
Is that some kind of insult towards Austrian people?
Is that the famous Austrian sense of humour? :D
Posted on Sun, 15 February 2004 at 12:53
