#31
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
I remember a cool party at the University once.
That’s it, end of story…(Hurrah for memory!) ;)
No wait, there’s more. Towards the end of the evening, sitting round talking bullshit - merrily - and the security guard comes over (looking to be in his early sixties), and really pissed off tells us that he won’t tell us again, Out! While we’re ‘what the fuck?’ing our way throught that he says, ‘no really I mean it, if I have to tell you again, then I’m going to call security.’
All eyes swivel from his face, to his uniform, to the ‘Security’ ID badge clearly pinned to his shirt.WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK?!
HE was a secuirty guard. But HE didn’t seem to know it.
(And they all lived happily ever after)
Posted on Fri, 7 May 2004 at 22:32
#32
Gav wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
HE was a security guard at leeds last year, HE took great delight in putting out our fire!
Hehe - The folks we were camping with dragged one of those oil barrels they used as bins next to our tents and lit a fire, these guys came over and said ‘we’re really sorry but…’ and extinguished it with huge grin’s on their faces - fuckers!
Posted on Sat, 8 May 2004 at 00:19
#33
Gav wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
I remember a cool party at the University once.
Can’t have been that cool then ;)
Posted on Sat, 8 May 2004 at 00:20
#34
3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
HE was a secuirty guard. But HE didn’t seem to know it.
That’s the problem with most security guards; they often think they rule the place and feel a strong urge to oppose you in stead of giving you ‘security’.
Posted on Sat, 8 May 2004 at 00:47
#35
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
Can’t have been that cool then ;)
:) Hey, it was just the once! Besides, I have almost total recall no matter how drunk I get. You have all been warned…
EDIt: of course, it goes both ways. I have total recollection of sitting on the floor (in tonights very venue) leaning against a pillar hugging the legs of a total stranger, laughing and saying loudly: ‘NO! these legs are mine now and you shall NEVER get them back! ahahahahahaha!’
3ddo, I agree ;)
Posted on Sat, 8 May 2004 at 11:04
