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#61

Citizen Erased wrote:

Fiestaboy wrote:

Well my body may get severed into three pieces in a freak shaving accident and every piece gets a different date to get burried.

Or, I can wait for a few years and make a definitive choice in 20 years time.

Am far from sober right now, but even so… I have no idea what you mean

Posted on Fri, 23 April 2004 at 21:23

#62

Andy D (Andy) wrote:

I mean it in an absurd Bottom-style sort of way.

Citizen Erased, did you know that we both share the same birthday?

Posted on Sat, 24 April 2004 at 00:23

#63

Citizen Erased wrote:

Yeas, you emailed me and infomred me of this on 9th September last year. I replied, but never heard back… :(

And you like Muse too - obviously it must be a good date for people with good taste to be born on.

Posted on Sat, 24 April 2004 at 14:07

#64

Andy D (Andy) wrote:

Must have never gotten that e-mail then because I’m a really nice guy you know and I would have returned something. If I may ask: how do you know I love Muse?

Posted on Sun, 25 April 2004 at 05:40

#65

motherh666 wrote:

I have a new one.

Some 12 minute balled by Meat Loaf. Something really shit that just drags on and on and on. By the time it’s done everyone will be glad you’re dead for making them sit through it thus eleviating any mourning. Maybe.

Posted on Mon, 26 April 2004 at 08:00

#66

JSar666 wrote:

I was thinking of doing that too. Something really noisy so everyone would run out of the church or wherever you want to get married. Or maybe have something with several false stops so everyone would get up of their seats and then have to sit back down.

Posted on Mon, 26 April 2004 at 08:23

#67

motherh666 wrote:

Or some Atari Teenage riot. Turned up to the max and some guys at the front banging aluminium drumms frantically using cats.

Posted on Mon, 26 April 2004 at 08:26

#68

JSar666 wrote:

lol that’d rock. Come for the funeral, stay for the tinnitus.

Posted on Mon, 26 April 2004 at 08:48

#69

joseph? wrote:

Title: planning for the future

going deeper underground by jameriquoi would be funny,
or if being cremated “its time to burn” by some dance group, i cant remember their name.

if i should fall from grace - pouges

monkey gone to heaven - pixies

a song named “please don’t go” by my friend’s band.

i havnt looked at these boards for a whilel, i’ll catch up on the news… how is EVERYONE?

Posted on Mon, 26 April 2004 at 08:49

#70

JSar666 wrote:

I’m good other joseph, how long has it been since you checked the board?

Martin left the band, in case you haven’t heard. They did a short tour of Russia. See the Tour Diary for details. They’re currently supporting the Wildhearts on tour in Britain.

Posted on Mon, 26 April 2004 at 08:53

#71

joseph? wrote:

its only been a few weeks… andy had just been on the radio last time i looked on here, nice to know your good! I FOUND THE SCHOJHDFOUPHOBIA DVD!!! yey, so now all i have to do is get some money to buy it. sorry i didn’t know how to spell

Posted on Mon, 26 April 2004 at 08:56

#72

JSar666 wrote:

Scopophobia. It means the fear of being watched.

It’s only £14 from play.com, where did you find it? In a record store? how much were they charging? Don’t your parents give you pocketmoney? Save up a few weeks and buy it. Or get a weekend job. The DVD is worth it. The set they played is pretty good, maybe not as good as when I’ve seen them live, but the tour footage and the videos is why you should really buy it.

Posted on Mon, 26 April 2004 at 09:20

#73

rayo wrote:

how bout some post rock tunes to lay you down?

mogwai fear satan - Mogwai
the dead flag blues - godspeed you black emperor

and to keep them weeping

how to disappear completely - Radiohead

Posted on Mon, 26 April 2004 at 10:43

#74

motherh666 wrote:

you can buy the DVD from the lovely young girl at the merch counter if you’re going to go see them live as well.

You can’t play Radiohead. That would kill everyone. no way thats just mean.

Posted on Mon, 26 April 2004 at 10:56

#75

deadsetgav wrote:

JSar666 wrote:

Scopophobia. It means the fear of being watched.

I didn’t know that - and now that i do - i think its quite clever!

Posted on Mon, 26 April 2004 at 17:43

#76

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

motherh666 wrote:

You can’t play Radiohead. That would kill everyone. no way thats just mean.

It would be more mean I think to play Megadeth’s In My Darkest Hour. You may as well record your own voice saying: ‘I’m dead now, and it’s _your_ fault.’ and play it back on loop as the coffin disappears…

Posted on Mon, 26 April 2004 at 23:00

#77

motherh666 wrote:

While showing baby pictures of you on projectioner. And have some guy standing at the front pointing at people and shaking his head for added drama.

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 09:46

#78

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

lol, yes, exactly. “For shame,” he mutters “for shame…”

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 09:48

#79

rayo wrote:

have to admit ‘gone’ and ‘God Kicks’
would be two great ones followed by
a bit of Floyd maybe, possibly
‘Great gig in the sky’ or Nine Inch Nails,
‘A warm place’

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 15:24

#80

Andy D (Andy) wrote:

Blue Oyster Cult - Don’t Fear The Reaper
Cooper Temple Clause - Blind Pilots
Strange Fruit - The Flame Still Burns

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 17:13

#81

White Psycho wrote:

Terrorvision - From Out Of Nothing

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 18:24

#82

M-Pop wrote:

I’m a bastard in life and I will go to the ends of the earth to be one in death too.

I’ve long since said that the only thing that I want played at my funeral is ‘Sunshine, Lollypops and Rainbows’ by Leslie Gore although I could possibly break that vow if I thought I could get the congrigation singing the theme to Fireman Sam as I’m going into the oven.

Generally I’d like to make my funeral as unpleasant for everyone attending as is humanly possible.

Posted on Sat, 21 August 2004 at 18:34

#83

Citizen Erased wrote:

Sounds like they’ll all be glad to see the back of you! :p

Posted on Tue, 24 August 2004 at 08:46

#84

M-Pop wrote:

The ones that really care will expect it of me. The rest don’t deserve to watch my final plunge.

Posted on Tue, 24 August 2004 at 10:36

#85

Drengi wrote:

Therapy? - 30 Seconds (there is a light at the end of the tunnel :D)
Therapy? - Church of Noise ~ for the opener
FnM - Cuckoo for Caca (shit lives of ever)
Type O - Everything Dies

and of course Die Laughing!!!!

Posted on Fri, 3 September 2004 at 13:11

#86

donVutz wrote:

Just from the lyrics, I think I’ll have to take “Die like a motherfucker” because I lived like one.

Posted on Fri, 3 September 2004 at 14:48

#87

ctrlaltdelete (chris) wrote:

wait till u hear it with the fu*kin awsome music mate,Try and imagine what would do those lyrics justice, and you are half way there.immense!

Posted on Fri, 3 September 2004 at 17:33

#88

jono wrote:

carried in to the Imperial March from Star Wars
Motorheads Aint No Nice Guy After all during the service
Nowhere played when i’m getting carried out
and finaly…
Queens Who Wants To Live Forever when they lower me in

Posted on Sun, 5 September 2004 at 00:49

#89

Jello Biafra wrote:

Dead Kennedys- Too Drunk Too Fuck
Stiff Little Fingers- At The Edge
Ramones- Bonzo Goes To Bitburg (live Version)

Posted on Wed, 8 September 2004 at 16:11

#90

rocking roxy wrote:

i guess i will go for: last one in heaven is a looser…although…i didn’t plan to go to heaven.
so i guess s.o. has to change the lyrics into last one in hell is a looser :D

Posted on Wed, 8 September 2004 at 16:50

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