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#31

joseph? wrote:

“i’m just sipping on camel meal” by no doubt.
WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN?

Posted on Tue, 28 September 2004 at 10:40

#32

sister wrote:

joseph? wrote:

“i’m just sipping on camel meal” by no doubt. WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN?

it does mean “i’m just sippin’ on camomile” actually.. :)

Posted on Tue, 28 September 2004 at 10:48

#33

Andy D (Andy) wrote:

Thanx for making me laugh at loud in front of my computer screen. My mum thought I was insane before and is pretty certain by now.

Posted on Tue, 28 September 2004 at 12:20

#34

Charlie wrote:

Mekhet wrote:

“Why don´t you get a job” By the offspring.
For me it just sort of throughs the whole punk issue out of the window. Punks telling you to work?! Whats the world coming to. Next thing you know, there´ll be buisness men telling you to slack off…

That song is The Beatles ” Ob la di ob la da ” anyway.

Posted on Wed, 29 September 2004 at 14:02

#35

marja (sinner) wrote:

“I’m a man…”

Maybe not a bad lyric but when I hear Boy George sing it, I just burst into laughter :)

Posted on Wed, 29 September 2004 at 14:25

#36

Mekhet wrote:

Squall wrote:

That song is The Beatles ” Ob la di ob la da ” anyway.

Just makes me want to hate the beatles even more.

Posted on Wed, 29 September 2004 at 15:08

#37

donVutz wrote:

“So, You think you’re Leonado DiCaprio?
That don’t imprerssing me much”

What a pile o’ shite. Damn I hate Celine Dion!

(I know that song is by Shania Twain and she deserves to die as well, but I just wanted to point out that I hate Celine Dion)

Posted on Wed, 29 September 2004 at 15:19

#38

sister wrote:

donVutz wrote:

(I know that song is by Shania Twain and she deserves to die as well, but I just wanted to point out that I hate Celine Dion)

dude, this is a fuckin’ brilliant point you got here :)

Posted on Wed, 29 September 2004 at 15:29

#39

lazloman2002 wrote:

what about the eigthies matchbox b line disaster”my hearts in my mouth and my mind is in a furry cup”

Posted on Wed, 29 September 2004 at 17:49

#40

deadsetgav wrote:

Thats a class lyric… :mad:

Posted on Wed, 29 September 2004 at 18:39

#41

FNYANKEZ wrote:

donVutz wrote:

“So, You think you’re Leonado DiCaprio?
That don’t imprerssing me much”

What a pile o’ shite. Damn I hate Celine Dion!

(I know that song is by Shania Twain and she deserves to die as well, but I just wanted to point out that I hate Celine Dion)

just wanted to point out they’re Canda’s fault! But Shania’s at least tolerable with Mute on.. the men out there know hat I’m talking about!

Posted on Thu, 30 September 2004 at 01:55

#42

Kriebeltje wrote:

I got something. Don’t know if it’s worse but…

One of those “Idols”

“I think I better leave right now, before we go any further” and he repeats it a hundred times, then I ask myself: Why is he still here??? :mad:

Posted on Thu, 30 September 2004 at 10:48

#43

Superunknown wrote:

FNYANKEZ wrote:

But Shania’s at least tolerable with Mute on.. the men out there know hat I’m talking about!

I’m afraid I don’t she’s about as hot as Fran Drescher (sp?). And that’s not hot.

Anyway, I always hated the lyrids to Weezer’s unreleased song “Too Late To Try”. They go:

“I don’t wanna die, even though I have to, I just wanna live a long, long time…”

did a 3 year old write that?

Posted on Thu, 30 September 2004 at 15:23

#44

Ronald wrote:

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Posted on Thu, 30 September 2004 at 15:33

#45

allroy wrote:

There’s an M missing. :p

Posted on Thu, 30 September 2004 at 18:09

#46

(FIN) King Alcohol (Sami) wrote:

oooo i love the way ya dirty type
i can take you home
oooo i need your backspace in my life
thank god you don’t have a flatscreen

Usher - Dot Com

Yikes! :eek: Some kinda shitty lyrics..

Posted on Tue, 5 October 2004 at 18:12

#47

joseph? wrote:

i like that crash test dummies song

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnce there was this KIIIIIIIID who…

Posted on Tue, 12 October 2004 at 11:42

#48

Isness wrote:

The Stereophonics - Climbing The Wall (worst bits in bold, but the whole thing’s pretty dire)

I’m just lying here
Thinking to myself again
I’m round the bend

I’ve been driving round
Talking to myself again
Not making no sense

What makes you and
What makes me
What makes men lie
Through their teeth
And what makes ten-ton birds
Fly me across the sea

And who’s to say, that if the sun went out today
That all the movie stars would drive their cars away
Fallen angels from their pay cheques on parade

What’s going down?
What’s going around?
I’m climbing the wall

I’m just standing here
Looking at myself again
I’m going blind

I’m just sitting here
Playing with myself again
It’s turning me on

So what makes you and what makes me
What makes women lie through their teeth
And what makes ten-ton ships
Sail me across the sea

And who’s to say, that if the sun went out today
That all the movie stars would drive their cars away
Fallen angels from their pay cheques on parade
What’s going down?
What’s going around?
I’m climbing the wall

So what makes you and what makes me
What makes people lie through their teeth
And what makes ten-ton trains
Rail me under the sea

And who’s to say, that if the sun went out today
That all the movie stars would drive their cars away
Fallen angels from their pay cheques on parade
What’s going down?
What’s going around?
I’m climbing the wall

Posted on Tue, 12 October 2004 at 18:08

#49

Chump Change wrote:

Live - Secret Samadhi

Track 1 - Rattlesnake

“Let’s go hang out in a bar”
“It’s not far”
“We’ll take my car”

Track 4 - Century

“Everybody’s here”
“Puke stinks like beer”

Track 7 - Insomnia and the Hole in the Universe

“Angel, don’t you have some bagels in my oven?”

The music is good but the lyrics!!! Beat that

Posted on Thu, 14 October 2004 at 22:32

#50

donVutz wrote:

POW! Beatdown!

Posted on Fri, 15 October 2004 at 16:31

#51

Pat wrote:

iron maiden - man on the edge (far enough pretty much all of the blayze bailey stuff was awfull)

‘Once he built missiles a nation’s defence
Now he can’t even give birthday presents’

i swear to god those are the lyrics (proof http://www.lyricsdepot.com/iron-maiden/man-on-the-edge.html)

Posted on Sat, 16 October 2004 at 18:01

#52

Meenzer wrote:

Pat wrote:

‘Once he built missiles a nation’s defence
Now he can’t even give birthday presents’

Oh yeah, absolutely. And the way he pronounces it “pre-SENTS” to force the rhyme. Classic Bayley-era Maiden. :D

Another peach:

The rats in the cellar
You know who you are
The rats in the cellar
You know who you are
The rats in the cellar
You know who you are
The rats in the cellar
You know who you are
…or do you?

:eek:

Posted on Sat, 16 October 2004 at 19:33

#53

joseph? wrote:

MI IA A HEE, MI IA HUU, MI IA HA, MI IA A HA HA.
Some European pop band.

Or an old dance tune, Im blue dab a di da um di dab a di da… etc

Posted on Tue, 19 October 2004 at 12:36

#54

MyFeetAreALimousine wrote:

‘Control’ by Puddle of Mudd “I like the way you spank my ass”. Not a wise debut single but hey at least they’re consistent as with every sinlge they’ve released they’ve made me loathe them even more than the last. The suckers of Satan’s cock that they are.

Posted on Tue, 19 October 2004 at 21:38

#55

deadsetgav wrote:

aaaargh - the other one by them was worse ‘she fuckin hates me’ - i cant remember off the top of my head but there are some right stinkers on that…

Posted on Wed, 20 October 2004 at 07:38

#56

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Richard Cheese version of that is genius tho :D

Posted on Wed, 20 October 2004 at 08:21

#57

choi wrote:

How about this lyrical stroke of genius from ‘Rhythm is a dancer’ by Snap (possibly my all-time-fave-worst-lyric)

“I’m serious as cancer when I say
Rhythm is a dancer”

Level of seriousness established, I reckon.

Posted on Wed, 20 October 2004 at 11:42

#58

Divers (Simon) wrote:

I think whitesnake made a career of having some of the worst lyrics on record. Also AC/DC i love them great band but some cringe worthy stuff on all there albums.

Posted on Thu, 21 October 2004 at 06:45

#59

FNYANKEZ wrote:

Just about every post-makeup song by Kiss. Not that there were exactly Lennon/McCartney with the make-up. But in the 80s and early 90s they took it to rediculous extemes.
Let’s Put the X is Sex.. c’mon please! :rolleyes:

Posted on Thu, 21 October 2004 at 15:18

#60

Citizen Erased wrote:

Snap’s

“I’m as serious as cancer, rhythm is a dancer” seemed particularly glib.

Posted on Thu, 21 October 2004 at 18:58

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