#31
tatty seaside town wrote:
We should make our own production company :)
Posted on Sun, 10 October 2004 at 22:13
#32
allroy wrote:
Get Kelli Ali as actress. :)
Posted on Sun, 10 October 2004 at 22:15
#33
tatty seaside town wrote:
i don´t think she will want to be the star of “Kelli does L.A” :)
What about you allroy? Want to start in one of my movies?
Perhaps in “allroy and his adventures on nymph island” ? :)
Posted on Sun, 10 October 2004 at 22:52
#34
dano wrote:
Failing that I’ve got a script here for a film called Weapons of Ass Destruction… I bet you can’t guess what that involves?!? ;)
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 02:15
#35
allroy wrote:
tatty seaside town wrote:
What about you allroy? Want to start in one of my movies?
Perhaps in “allroy and his adventures on nymph island” ? :)
Though I’m a bad actor I might be interested. Depends on the female characters: lots of redhaired girls involved? :)
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 06:24
#36
tatty seaside town wrote:
Of course! :)
But i need to put blondes in there too, just for the promotionen and to sell the thing.
@ Weapons of ass destruction *loooooooooool*
There is lightly a number of the word “ass” rising up in such titles of films like “ass inferno, assault that ass, Assassin, assplotation”
what a creativiy some people need to have for thinking about titles for X rated movies *g*
the word “shit film” has a new meaning now *g*
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 06:45
#37
allroy wrote:
tatty seaside town wrote:
But I need to put blondes in there too, just for the promotionen and to sell the thing.
And i thought you’d do it for art’s sake.
But as you want to make money with it: how much do you pay your actors for taking part in this asstravaganza?
I’m not cheap, you know (only my jokes are). :)
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 06:53
#38
motherh666 wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
Which one? - I listened to Sanctuary Medicine in the car on the way to work the other day - i had forgoten how good it was!
Pretty sure it was ‘Shave your head’
Everyone! Buy this fucking album. Honest to fucking christ! BUY IT!
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 07:59
#39
tatty seaside town wrote:
allroy wrote:
I’m not cheap, you know (only my jokes are). :)
your jokes are more than cheap *g*
Well ASS for the money :)
What are your capabilities?
Extrem sex? Oral examinations? fast penetration? just hetero, or both?
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 10:44
#40
allroy wrote:
tatty seaside town wrote:
What are your capabilities?
Looking bored beyond belief. :)
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 10:50
#41
tatty seaside town wrote:
Well thats just a guest role then.
I can´t have an actor who looks bored, when he gets a BJ or something. That doesn´t sell *g*
You sexual life must be very sad! :)
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 11:51
#42
allroy wrote:
So sad I had to weep at its funeral. :o
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 12:04
#43
tatty seaside town wrote:
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 12:20
#44
marja (sinner) wrote:
i once had a nice quote when people start to ask about my sexlife: i said well I’ll tell you and then I would hold my breath because breathing was exagerating.
an other hollywood remake: “Edward penishand”. A classic :)
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 12:23
#45
allroy wrote:
tatty seaside town wrote:
Too exhaustive. You don’t do marathons every week to practise for the olympics, do you? :p
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 12:32
#46
wattie187 wrote:
Have to say, to get onto the original topic lmao. I liked Alien vs Predator and Feddie vs Jason. Being a fan of B movie horror thats what I got, meh.
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 12:33
#47
tatty seaside town wrote:
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 12:45
#48
marja (sinner) wrote:
tatty seaside town wrote:
Didn´t know that one … Interessting :)
you know the scene in edward scissorhand were he cuts that iceblock into a nice statue and she is dancing into to snow he makes. Well in this movie she’s dancing ASSwell but not in that kind of snow :)
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 12:49
#49
allroy wrote:
Now I know which film you did at the weekend. Naughty girl. :p
I like the name Sikki Nixx. :)
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 13:09
#50
marja (sinner) wrote:
no comment :D
I wanted to see “super size me” in the theatre but in the end it was “taking lives” at home.
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 14:42
#51
allroy wrote:
So you killed your boyfriend? Naughty girl. :p
I don’t like Angelina Jolie (as an actress, that is) apart from her appearance in Playing By Fire.
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 14:50
#52
tatty seaside town wrote:
Allroy … thats really a problem we have to work on … Everytime we get to chat in a thread it ends either about redhaired girls with pony tails or porn movies …
Also “mighty Hoochlord” doesn´t stop us anymore for talking about this kind of crap.
We should really think about this :)
Did you know that the first porn movie was from 1896 called “Le Bain”. It was a striptease scene … its missing today
btw: marja is a boy or a girl?
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 15:56
#53
donVutz wrote:
marja wrote:
I wanted to see “super size me” in the theatre
Well if that ain’t a good pornmovie name.
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 15:56
#54
marja (sinner) wrote:
tatty seaside town wrote:
btw: marja is a boy or a girl?
a lady to be correct :)
This is the only pornmovie I ever watched till the end. And only because we were with a bunch of friends and all laughing our heads off.
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 17:25
#55
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
I once watched a German porn film called Schoolgirls Holiday and one of the men looked exactly like my mate’s dad, it was horrible and yet we couldn’t switch it off…
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 18:55
#56
allroy wrote:
There you have it, tatty. How could Hooch tell you off for always bringing up porn in nearly every thread when she just joins the discussion.
@marja: And how many smut films did you stop watching before the end? :p
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 20:37
#57
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 22:45
#58
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Posted on Mon, 11 October 2004 at 23:34
#59
tatty seaside town wrote:
sorry lady marja …
so you don´t like watching porn movies, i quess?
Posted on Tue, 12 October 2004 at 00:13
#60
marja (sinner) wrote:
it certainly doesn’t turn me on. But the ones that are funny, I can watch, like the old tiroler movies.
@allroy: my boyfriend had canal plus at his home. and once a week it turned into anal plus :-). We never really watched it, but when your switching channels to see what’s on, it’s possible to come across the anal plus chanel. Usualy the screen was filled with bodyparts, so the first task was to figure out what we were seeing and than switching to an other chanel.
Posted on Tue, 12 October 2004 at 07:47
