#61
efilnikufesin wrote:
Title: craig david
Some dumbass song he released a few years ago called “fill me in” i think - he sang ‘all calls diverted to answerphone’ then followed it up by “please leave a message after the tone”. the fool
Posted on Fri, 22 October 2004 at 12:38
#62
White Psycho wrote:
“We are the nobodies, wanna be somebodies”
very bad teen angst shite, by…guess who!
Posted on Fri, 22 October 2004 at 13:17
#63
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
I have no idea what this song is but they played it on the radio today:
“I’m never gonna dance again cause guilty feet have got no rhythm” - terrible!
Posted on Fri, 22 October 2004 at 19:08
#64
Ronald wrote:
Thats Wham…George Michael..OOPS…shit…NO I DONT HAVE ANY ALBUMS!:o:
Posted on Fri, 22 October 2004 at 19:12
#65
jc1303 wrote:
Iron Maiden - Run Silent Run Deep
A cunning fox in the chickens lair
A hound of hell and the devil dont care
A few years ago some of my mates were in a band called Fringe. One of their songs began with the lines
‘Come now girl and sit in my car,
Its not a Ferrari its a Jaguar’
Genius!
Posted on Fri, 22 October 2004 at 19:22
#66
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Ronald wrote:
Thats Wham…George Michael..OOPS…shit…NO I DONT HAVE ANY ALBUMS!:o:
:D
Posted on Fri, 22 October 2004 at 19:26
#67
Ronald wrote:
The worst ones I know are sung in Dutch, some of those songs are really EarKillers!
Posted on Fri, 22 October 2004 at 19:30
#68
3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:
Ronald wrote:
some of those songs are really EarKillers!
Even without the music. Andre Hazes made more than a few.
Posted on Fri, 22 October 2004 at 20:29
#69
Ronald wrote:
Hell, I would almost wish that he would still be alive, amzing isn’t it how some dead people keep bugging you!;)
Posted on Fri, 22 October 2004 at 21:01
#70
gf. wrote:
Must be Shakira’s ‘Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t compare them with mountains’.
Posted on Fri, 22 October 2004 at 21:53
#71
deadsetgav wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
I was sat eating my tea last weekend and my mum had VH1 on and that song was on - and I thought the lyrics were quite good…
…shit tune though.
Posted on Fri, 22 October 2004 at 23:21
#72
3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
I was sat eating my tea last weekend
Must have been very strong tea.
Posted on Fri, 22 October 2004 at 23:35
#73
deadsetgav wrote:
Sorry - dinner… I am from the north of england you know! :D
Posted on Sat, 23 October 2004 at 07:17
#74
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Some of us even say it in the south, you know :p
Posted on Sat, 23 October 2004 at 14:28
#75
3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:
Please explain to a continental.
Posted on Sat, 23 October 2004 at 15:17
#76
deadsetgav wrote:
Some northern people (and prehaps a few southern people, eh D?) call the evening meal tea, instead of dinner, as when we eat what we call dinner at lunch time…
dont ask me why - it confused the fuck out of all the people who i went to Uni with.
Posted on Sat, 23 October 2004 at 17:02
#77
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Breakfast - Lunch - Tea.
‘Dinner’ is technically the name for the main meal of the day. Which is usually tea… ;)
Posted on Sat, 23 October 2004 at 22:45
#78
deadsetgav wrote:
do you know what a tea cake is?
Posted on Sat, 23 October 2004 at 22:54
#79
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Sat, 23 October 2004 at 23:11
#80
deadsetgav wrote:
yeah - its another one of those local things that no one down south seems to have a grasp of!
:)
Posted on Sat, 23 October 2004 at 23:15
#81
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
yeah - its another one of those local things that no one down south seems to have a grasp of!
:)
:mad: of course I bloody know what a tea cake is!
*rolls up sleeves, gets into poncey boxing stance*
Have at you, sir!
:p
Posted on Sat, 23 October 2004 at 23:19
#82
deadsetgav wrote:
Bloody shandy drinking southerners…
Posted on Sat, 23 October 2004 at 23:33
#83
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Shandy? Eurgh. Repulsive. I actually feel slightly queasy thinking about it.
Probably because I’m a southern nancy, eh? ;)
Posted on Sun, 24 October 2004 at 20:26
#84
White Psycho wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
Bloody shandy drinking southerners…
Someone I know called me a yorkshireman the other day. Was offended to see that he didn’t know the difference between yorkshire and durham. They’re completely separate! :mad:
Posted on Sun, 24 October 2004 at 20:28
#85
deadsetgav wrote:
Damn - even Yorkshire men are southern to you!
Posted on Sun, 24 October 2004 at 23:34
#86
Citizen Erased wrote:
I had (still have in fact) a mate who was always easy to wind up by pointing out that you can’t be a Northerner if you’re from South Yorkshire. Not sure I ever convinced him though…
Posted on Mon, 25 October 2004 at 15:30
#87
sonofjaguare wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
Didn’t Ugly Kid Joe have a song that went:
“she was a good witch, she was a bad witch, but all i really wanted was a motherfuckin’ sandwich,”
That’s AWSOME!
Posted on Thu, 28 October 2004 at 01:28
#88
sonofjaguare wrote:
choi wrote:
How about this lyrical stroke of genius from ‘Rhythm is a dancer’ by Snap (possibly my all-time-fave-worst-lyric)
“I’m serious as cancer when I say
Rhythm is a dancer”
Level of seriousness established, I reckon.
That is also AWESOME!
Posted on Thu, 28 October 2004 at 01:34
#89
Lenny wrote:
How about the Drivens ‘Red Jaguar’
“When a man needs to lose his load,
Hes 63 find a 12 year old,
The whole world is going crazy’
Quite quite embarassing
Posted on Sat, 30 October 2004 at 10:49
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