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Started by Barbie in Chit-Chat

Pollution, pollution
All around.
Sometimes up,
Sometimes down.
But always around.

Posted on Thu, 22 February 2001 at 20:02

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teenage kicker wrote:

so youre still bored then??

Posted on Thu, 22 February 2001 at 22:15

#2

opalmantra wrote:

It’s a poem from Rik!!!!
Very great barbie, that’s the way to go!!!

Polution, are you coming to my town?
We’re on different busses, you know?
But we’re both using petrol…bombs!

Posted on Thu, 22 February 2001 at 23:17

#3

White Psycho wrote:

We sow the seed, nature grows the seed and then we eat the seed.
We sow the seed, nature grows the seed and then we eat the seed.
We sow the seed, nature grows the seed and then we eat the seed.

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2001 at 19:07

#4

opalmantra wrote:

Shut up you Bastards!
Shut up you Bastards!
Shut up you Bastards!

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2001 at 19:39

#5

Barbie wrote:

Come on boots, do your stuff
Dr Martens, Dr Martens, Dr Martens BOOTS!!!

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2001 at 20:14

#6

Barbie wrote:

Haha, missed both my legs.

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2001 at 20:40

#7

opalmantra wrote:

‘Oh Wow! I just remembered!!!
MY PARENTS ARE COMING ROUND FOR TEA!’

Mike: ‘Now wait a minute, there’s no need to panic…’

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2001 at 23:06

#8

opalmantra wrote:

We never use the toilet! That’s what being a student is all about!

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2001 at 23:07

#9

opalmantra wrote:

We never clean the toilet! That’s what being a student is all about!

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2001 at 23:07

#10

opalmantra wrote:

Aynway, If T? were an eighties band they’d definitly play on the Young Ones!

Aha, the old trick, he? EAT the telly!
No, It’s a toaster!

Posted on Fri, 23 February 2001 at 23:14

#11

Barbie wrote:

What’s the funniest joke you ever heard? Mine has to be one of Billy Connolly’s, he is the funniest guy alive I think he’s wonderful and I wanna go and see him so much.

‘Most people think there’s only one way of wanking but i’ve discovered a new way. Lie on your arm until it goes dead then do it and it feels like someone else’.

BTW that’s not the funniest joke I ever heard it’s just the shortest one I can remember off the top of my head.

Posted on Sat, 24 February 2001 at 15:09

#12

White Psycho wrote:

Hello and welcome to University Challenge today we have Mike
Hello
Vivian
Hello
Prick
What?!
and Neil
Vegetable rights and peace!

Posted on Sat, 24 February 2001 at 15:56

#13

deekoi wrote:

guys… why is there a bomb in the kitchen?

Posted on Sat, 24 February 2001 at 17:39

#14

opalmantra wrote:

Neil: ‘Open up, It’s the pigs…open up, it the pigs’

Posted on Sat, 24 February 2001 at 20:24

#15

hellbelly wrote:

I seemed to have nailed my knees to the table

Posted on Sat, 24 February 2001 at 23:43

#16

opalmantra wrote:

You have some Coca Cola, Hmm
Coca Cola: Symbol of free west.
Hi Mike, my little Thunderbird puppet!
Thunderbirds are go
Come on let’s twist again like we did last summer

Posted on Sun, 25 February 2001 at 11:51

#17

sister wrote:

Hey opalmantra, I don’t have a clue of what you were trying to say, but I just read your message, and thought ‘wow, these could be the lyrics of a brand new, fantastic t?song’. Hi mike, thunderbirds yeah yeah… Come on let’s twist again like we did last summer’. Wow that would be a hit. I hope michael will read it. cheers

Posted on Sun, 25 February 2001 at 12:07

#18

White Psycho wrote:

What’s that Neil? you just called me a bastard didn’t you!
No Rik I was just painting my astological star chart.

Posted on Sun, 25 February 2001 at 16:11

#19

opalmantra wrote:

No, I’m just painting myself white to protect myself from the blast

Posted on Sun, 25 February 2001 at 19:03

#20

Barbie wrote:

‘I think I’ll stay down and watch the white dot a while longer’.
‘Oh, I wish we had a video so I could watch it in the morning’.

Posted on Sun, 25 February 2001 at 20:07

#21

Barbie wrote:

‘This is a friend of mine called Mike,
This is a friend of mine called Neil,
And this is a complete bastard I know called Rik.’

‘Oh he’s only joshing, we’re terrific friends really’.

‘Oh you’re right, he is a bastard isn’t he’

Posted on Sun, 25 February 2001 at 20:09

#22

opalmantra wrote:

Oh, wow…do we have a video?
-Yes, we have a video!!!

God, I’m bored…I could rather go listen to a Genesis record.

‘Cause that’s the kind of guy I am: Weird!
A bit like an Aeroplane…that’s why I go over people’s heads.
You think I’m weird, don’t you Neil?

Oh, wow man, that’ really heavy man!
My grandfather used to make that guitar completely out of matchstick on his death-bed.
-I hate rats…OK?

Posted on Sun, 25 February 2001 at 23:26

#23

opalmantra wrote:

Hey, Barbie, Psycho & others…I’m really enjoying myself by typing these phrases…don’t you?

Posted on Sun, 25 February 2001 at 23:27

#24

White Psycho wrote:

Who’s been gobbing in my lentils!?
Who’s been gobbing in my lentils!?
Who’s been gobbing in my lentils and eaten them all up!?
Sod it lets go to McDonalds!

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2001 at 19:17

#25

Barbie wrote:

It’s bloody hippy food!!

Posted on Wed, 28 February 2001 at 19:14

#26

White Psycho wrote:

Darling carrot, can you ever love a cripple?
No I don’t think so

Posted on Mon, 5 March 2001 at 19:40

#27

White Psycho wrote:

oh Rik I’ve tried crucifying myself, you can never get the last nail in

Posted on Mon, 5 March 2001 at 19:41

#28

Barbie wrote:

The BBC would like to warn all small children that pushing people into fridges is a bloody stupid thing to do!

Look, Rik, I’ve got six pairs of hands (classic neil quote)

Posted on Wed, 7 March 2001 at 19:46

#29

White Psycho wrote:

Hi watch me do press-ups!

Posted on Fri, 9 March 2001 at 18:09

#30

opalmantra wrote:

-A Pig?
No!
-Yes, it is!
It’s not, it’s a ferret…a deformed ferret.
So deformed in fact that it looks a little bit like a pig.
-Looks exactly like a pig.
Yes, well, it certainly has been remarked upon.
In fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man ‘Bacon Sandwich’ here is known as the Pig-Ferret.
-Bacon Sandwich? Funny name for a ferret, isn’t it?
HaHaha! And that’s where I had you fooled!
It’s not a ferret, it’s a pig!

You had enough, Nazi, or do you want some more?

Posted on Fri, 9 March 2001 at 19:25

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