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why are all the good things in life so bad?

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Started by hellbelly

Drink = hangover
chocolate = fat
burger = see above
smoking = the list is endless
cananbis = illeagal (damnable swine governments)
Australia = too far away
loud music = deafness (later)

It works the other way round

Salad = boring
excercise = exhausting and painfull

I only ask ‘cos I know I’m going to be hugover tomorrow morning.

Posted on Wed, 28 March 2001 at 23:05

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Michael wrote:

What a coincidence you mentioned Australia on your fun list! I just heard that I was selected to spend one semester in Sydney next year, I just handed in my contract!! Am I a lucky bastard, or what? And the largest part is paid for by my own university, hahaha!!! It’s a shame T? doesn’t come to Australia that often, but if they do, it would be nice to perform in Sydney in about a year ;-)

Posted on Thu, 29 March 2001 at 11:24

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deekoi wrote:

ok, here’s an interesting theory then: dome people blindly go thru life just accepting what happens to them, and though at times, they may be happy or sad, they don’t have the capacity to experience truely extreme emotion. now, i have been medical classified as a manic depressive, like a lot of people i know, but i spose that’s just ‘cos we feel drawn to each other. anyway, being depressed sucks, i mean, if you kno what i mean; then well, you don’t need me to explain, but as well as the lows you experienc, you get remendous highs, just becuase you might wake up and not feel unhappy, then you can be walking on a cloud for weeks, until something really unsignificant happens, and you are down at the bottom again. so the only way to be really happy, is to also suffer great unhappiness, and switch between the two without warning. like pills but without a choice if you see what i mean.

Posted on Thu, 29 March 2001 at 20:21

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Barbie wrote:

Everything has a bad side. It’s not important and one day we’ll die anyway. If you get the balance right you’ll have an OK life. Anything better than that and you stand the risk of losing it all and feeling crap. I don’t know. Just be happy with yourself and forget about material things. I am great and anyone who doesn’t like me smells and if people want to hate me they can and I don’t care because I don’t smell and they do. I don’t care anymore.

Posted on Fri, 30 March 2001 at 17:49

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White Psycho wrote:

If everything was good then there wouldn’t be anything bad because one cannot exist without the other. Same applies to God and devil stuff.

Posted on Fri, 30 March 2001 at 19:55

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hellbelly wrote:

Yeah, I totally agree with the whole light/dark, god/devil, yin/yang theory. But why do we have to get hangovers, their just not fair at all.
Sydney is an amazing city by the way, been there twice in my trips around the world, never actually spent a proper night out though. You’ll have an excellent time Michael.

Posted on Sat, 31 March 2001 at 00:02

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Barbie wrote:

It’s not philosophical, and you don’t have to involve religion. stuff is good and stuff is bad, and you don’t have to use the queen’s crappy english to say so. I’m not trying to get at anyone here I’m just sick of everything being so deep and complicated. I’ve never had a hangover so I wouldn’t know about that. I get crappy headaches though, and I get migraines too, and I don’t do anything to induce those. Stuff is just generally bad, but that’s the way it is. Lalala, I don’t care. If there wasn’t bad things there wouldn’t be much to laugh at anyway.

Posted on Sat, 31 March 2001 at 15:36

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White Psycho wrote:

who’s using queen’s english?

Posted on Sat, 31 March 2001 at 17:51

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hellbelly wrote:

Sorry barb, i’ll try not to use queens english any more, damn text, you can’t get the right emotions across, and i’m the most non-philosophical person i know. I can’t think passed my own nose most of the time. which is a good thing, or i might be a danger to others.

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2001 at 04:10

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White Psycho wrote:

How was he using Queen’s English Barbie? I’m get how he was.

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2001 at 18:39

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White Psycho wrote:

Sorry minor fuck up there the last bit should have been;
I don’t get how he was.

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2001 at 18:40

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Barbie wrote:

I don’t know, and I’ve just read the saddest thing so I can’t really read because my eyes are watering and I’ve got mascara running everywhere and it was so sad and I wish I could tell you why but I can’t and I don’t think you’d appreciate it anyway and in a way it was actually happy but not for me and it was supposed to make people feel better but now I feel worse

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2001 at 18:56

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Barbie wrote:

sexual tyranosaurus - ? momentarily feeling better though

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2001 at 19:11

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Michael wrote:

What did you read then, news about the Dutch railways? That bunch o’ losers must be the worst people ever. They’re planning to strike next Wednesday and Thursday too, besides today and tomorrow. Thursday, I have an important final exam, and it’ll be hard to get there by train. The whole country is suffering because of these losers. So that’s a thing that makes me sad (not only me, but about 15 million other people) So I’d like to finish with:

!!!!!!F*ck you, NS, we hate you!!!!!!!

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2001 at 21:40

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hellbelly wrote:

was it Flowers for Algernon? That’s the only book that made me cry.. ahem… erm… no it didn’t…erm…is anyone watching wrestling tonight…oh bugger.

Posted on Fri, 6 April 2001 at 01:00

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White Psycho wrote:

The British railways are more fucked up than the Dutch ones, the tracks have just been relayed because of several de-railments than killed some people.
Oh and the sexual tyrannosaur bit is from Predator

Posted on Fri, 6 April 2001 at 18:44

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Barbie wrote:

Hahaha, railways make me laugh, not cry. I’m gonna get driving lessons soon (in a few months after I turn 17) then i’ll buy a car and go cruising whilst listening to the Beach Boys so I won’t need any trains. No, I can’t tell you what it was, really I can’t. It wouldn’t have an effect on you because you wouldn’t look at it the same way as I do. Anyway, who cares. Crying is good, I say so, so it must be. Anyway, I cried when Chandler proposed to Monica on friends and I don’t even like friends! I cry at anything.

Posted on Fri, 6 April 2001 at 19:08

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