#31
White Psycho wrote:
Posted on Wed, 1 December 2004 at 17:54
#32
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
Fat Blobby Bastard Bob? WTF is that from?!
Posted on Wed, 1 December 2004 at 19:52
#33
Rico wrote:
ready for a list?
Robbie williams
pretty much everyone on daytime tv especially that fearn britton biatch
jordan and andre
jade whatsherface from big brother talk about waste of oxygen
the singer from the hives
justin hawkins
lars ulrich
ben affleck
sarah michelle gellar
tails (who does he think he is all he does is drag sonic down)
Posted on Wed, 1 December 2004 at 21:18
#34
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
I wish someone would send him boom boom into the sun. Basil Brush gets right on my nerves!
He sold out. He used to be cool when he still had some dignity…
Posted on Wed, 1 December 2004 at 22:20
#35
deadsetgav wrote:
Its like when Sooty decided to ditch that Mathew guy - he went right up his own arse!
:)
Posted on Wed, 1 December 2004 at 22:25
#36
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
lol, such a weird and literal image.
Posted on Wed, 1 December 2004 at 22:30
#37
Kyle Bovine (K B) wrote:
yeah George Bush is pretty smug, i fucking hate the way he gives a speech then does this crooked little smile, a sneer to his opponents.
Posted on Thu, 2 December 2004 at 16:16
#38
Fordonian wrote:
Kyle Bovine wrote:
yeah George Bush is pretty smug, i fucking hate the way he gives a speech then does this crooked little smile, a sneer to his opponents.
Its not actually a sneer, hes just concentrating really hard on working out whats being said down his ear-piece so he knows what do do next- like when you have to strain to hear someone on the phone and wind up half closing an eye and what not.
String puller; “Smile Mr President, smile!”
Georgey boy ; *Mind goes blank* “Wha ya say?”
;)
Posted on Thu, 2 December 2004 at 16:23
#39
White Psycho wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
Fat Blobby Bastard Bob? WTF is that from?!
No idea, Bob The Blob is a guy who has been to every school I have been to up to comprehensive and I’ve always hjated him. He is a fat (I don’t mean slightly chubby either) piece of shit who has done nothing but cause trouble for my friends and my brother and his friends. I hope he dies a very slow painful death or gets sent to prison and becomes someone’s bitch and realises he isn’t someone to be feared, just hated! :mad:
Posted on Thu, 2 December 2004 at 17:59
#40
mr self destruct wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
Paul Calf also has a friend called Bob the Blob - a.k.a Fat Bob, Fat Blobby Bastard Bob.
Posted on Thu, 2 December 2004 at 19:02
#41
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Paul Daniels.
I still regret not making the most of my opportunity to push him into the waters of Port Solent.
A narow path, an expanse of water, and only about eight or nine witnesses. An opportunity like that doesn’t come up often. :(
Posted on Thu, 2 December 2004 at 23:46
#42
deadsetgav wrote:
Sure - If you had pushed him you would have liked it, but not a lot!
:D
Posted on Thu, 2 December 2004 at 23:54
#43
Fordonian wrote:
I shouldn’t have laughed at that, but I did. ;)
Posted on Thu, 2 December 2004 at 23:58
#44
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
:rolleyes: :p I’d rather tie weights to him and then just watch him disappear..
glug
glug
glug
Posted on Thu, 2 December 2004 at 23:58
#45
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Heysatan wrote:
I shouldn’t have laughed at that, but I did. ;)
Don’t encourage him. ;)
Posted on Thu, 2 December 2004 at 23:59
#46
Fordonian wrote:
Sorry, I couldn’t help it. ;)
Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 00:03
#47
deadsetgav wrote:
Come on!! wait till i do my encore!
Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 00:24
#48
Fordonian wrote:
Hmmmmm… not sure you should :p
:D
Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 00:29
#49
deadsetgav wrote:
ok, ok, here goes:
Gary Kasparov and Nigel Short are sat in a hotel reception, a bit worse for wear after a few drinks and are talking about the good old days and the highlights of their toughest and greatest matches. Suddenly the manger asks them to leave.
A little confused, Kasparov asks what the problem is.
The manager says, ‘Im sorry, we cant have chess nuts boasting by an open foyer’
Boom Boom!
Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 00:40
#50
Fordonian wrote:
Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 00:49
#51
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Ah, that would go nice mixed with some coke.
No?
Okay, _diet_ coke.
Oh, and I _didn’t_ laugh. :p
Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 00:57
#52
Fordonian wrote:
Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 08:31
#53
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
Paul Calf also has a friend called Bob the Blob - a.k.a Fat Bob, Fat Blobby Bastard Bob.
Thankyou. *can finally rest in peace*
Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 23:30
#54
Kyle Bovine (K B) wrote:
wasnt there some guy in the british tv programme Teachers called Bob and also fat? would it be wrong to call him Fat Blobby Bastard Blob?
Hopefully im correct in saying his name is bob, just hope its not Dave, or Luke or something. then id look stupid.
Posted on Mon, 6 December 2004 at 18:30
#55
deadsetgav wrote:
You are spot on - there was a Bob in Teachers and he was indeed fat…
…and bald
Posted on Mon, 6 December 2004 at 18:35
#56
lazloman2002 wrote:
Andy´and when he needed a finish…´ Gray
gary lineker
ja rule jay z linkin park xzibit
every one of those middle class shaaggy haired student wankers who work for nme
my anally retentive robotic dutch boss
pat fucking kenny
joe fucking duffy
gerry fucking ryan
stefan effenberg
george bush
guy ritchie
the german guy working at my local video store who wears anENGLAND rugby jersey
every yapping trendy pillhead dance music gimp in ireland.
I could go on…
Posted on Mon, 6 December 2004 at 19:18
#57
jimmy wrote:
brian sewell- i think thats his name, the art critic fella,i’d love to smack the smug bastard into next week!!
:D
Posted on Mon, 6 December 2004 at 19:40
#58
lazloman2002 wrote:
oh yes,and lets not forget Senator David Norris!
In posh voice”And it was here in this very spot that joyce
had his first lesbian sex encounter with a sex crazed pidgoen.this incident would prove to be the inspiration for his masterful study of cultural prognostics,and also resulted in him soiling his underpants ina a quite frightful way!”
Posted on Mon, 6 December 2004 at 19:47
#59
mr self destruct wrote:
I definitely stick by my original choice of Pete Doherty (ex-Libertines). Apart from being a moon-faced smackhead and ex-member of the most annoying gang of guitar-wielding urchins to stumble out of London. he’s just let so many people down by not bothering to turn up to gigs. The final straw for me was hearing about them turning up two hours later for a charity gig last night, meaning they could only play two songs. The little twat wants a good slapping.
Posted on Mon, 6 December 2004 at 20:02
#60
Kyle Bovine (K B) wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
The little twat wants a good slapping.
hear hear!
I also hate the way them fucking tax-loving bastards at NME fawn over the Libertines, voting them the ‘coolest people in rock,’ and have them spread over their magazines.
Libertines are just a shite fad band, with fuck all substance behind them.
Posted on Tue, 7 December 2004 at 10:42