Buy our new album “A Brief Crack Of Light” on CD or limited edition vinyl at Amazon.co.uk, or direct from Global Music

New James Bond?

#

Started by motherh666

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 14:45

You’re viewing replies 1–24 of 24 by 11 people

·

Page: First | Previous | Next | Last

#1

4eva wrote:

haha!!!! :D
How stoopid is that?!?

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 14:51

#2

pete gusher wrote:

i doubt very much that the next james bond will be black

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 14:51

#3

4eva wrote:

Lemo wrote:

i doubt very much that the next james bond will be black

the way this country is going on . . u never know!

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 14:52

#4

pete gusher wrote:

it better not happen, it would just be stupid!

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 14:56

#5

3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:

No please, before you know it, there’s a black prime minister, a black pope, or even a Jane Bond.

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 14:58

#6

4eva wrote:

Lemo wrote:

it better not happen, it would just be stupid!

i know - still it would be EXTREMELY funny - just imagine!!!!!! :D

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 14:58

#7

Ronald wrote:

“Yo Bro,my name is Bond, james Bond”

It just doesn’t sound right:o

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 15:02

#8

3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:

I prefer a James Bond that looks like Osama Bin Laden.

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 15:04

#9

4eva wrote:

3ddo-on-the-balcony wrote:

I prefer a James Bond that looks like Osama Bin Laden.

yeh - wrapped up in a turban!!!! :D:D:D

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 15:07

#10

4eva wrote:

“i’m bond, do you wanna onion baji with that!”

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 15:08

#11

3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:

Right, and then he blows up the White House and we’ll have a new hero!

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 15:09

#12

gapu wrote:

HA

james bonds sucks.. but that beats everything :)

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 15:19

#13

Pat wrote:

“William Hill has offered odds of 500/1 that sacked Tory frontbencher Boris Johnson will be the next Bond.”

imagine it:) i wonder is they would make him a high tech bicycle?

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 15:20

#14

pete gusher wrote:

never mind james bond, i wanna see boris johnson running this country!

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 15:37

#15

Squall wrote:

Pat wrote:

“William Hill has offered odds of 500/1 that sacked Tory frontbencher Boris Johnson will be the next Bond.”

imagine it:) i wonder is they would make him a high tech bicycle?

” err, yes my um, my name is Bond, err, boris, no bond, err my name is yes…ahhh…its um…right..my name is bond, boris…james. johnson, bond…oh dash it “

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 15:37

#16

White Psycho wrote:

awww boris johnsen would be fantastic as bond! :D

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 16:52

#17

msd wrote:

I’d like to see Johnny Vegas as the new Bond.

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 20:54

#18

motherh666 wrote:

They screen tested him, but he wouldn’t fit in the jag.

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 23:19

#19

msd wrote:

No way would Johnny Bond be driving around in a Jag. It’d be a white van, with an offensive sticker on the rear window. “Fuck shaken or stirred, just pour a pint of the bastard.”

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 23:50

#20

motherh666 wrote:

There’ mazbe a mini series in this.

Johnny Bond ‘On her bar-maids service’

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 23:55

#21

msd wrote:

Hell yeah. He could use his expert potter skills to fire projectiles at baddies from his spinning wheel of death.

Posted on Fri, 3 December 2004 at 23:57

#22

Gav wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

No way would Johnny Bond be driving around in a Jag. It’d be a white van, with an offensive sticker on the rear window. “Fuck shaken or stirred, just pour a pint of the bastard.”

nah - the van would be really unclean and someone will have wrote on the car with their finger “if you think this van is dirty you should sleep with my wife”

Posted on Sat, 4 December 2004 at 01:21

#23

Pat wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

“if you think this van is dirty you should sleep with my wife”

classy.

Posted on Sat, 4 December 2004 at 15:35

#24

3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:

Let’s have Piet Römer as the new James Bond.

Posted on Sat, 4 December 2004 at 22:24

There are no more replies in this discussion. (Go to the homepage)

to post a reply. Sign in if you’re already a member.

You’re viewing replies 1–24 of 24 by 11 people

·

Page: First | Previous | Next | Last

Other discussions started by motherh666

Title Replies Started Last post
So I come back 20
New game -… in my pants 241
Glasgow!! 62
SIngle Wombles Thread 1,709
The Metrosexual Thread 207

View all 79 discussions started by motherh666.