#31
FNYANKEZ wrote:
a car load of blondes were driving to Disney World.
The saw the sign that said “Disney World- Left”…
So they went home
Posted on Fri, 14 January 2005 at 22:37
#32
Kyle Bovine (Kevin Boyle) wrote:
:D
More Blonde jokes please!
Posted on Sat, 15 January 2005 at 00:00
#33
deadsetgav wrote:
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
one - she holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around her…
Posted on Sat, 15 January 2005 at 00:36
#34
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are stranded on a desert island. They find a magic lamp and the genie gives them a wish each.
The redhead says “I wish I was a millionaire, living in a castle in France.” and *puff* she is zapped away.
The brunette says “I wish I was married to a Hollywood superstar and living it up in Los Angeles.” and *puff* she disappears too.
Now it’s the blonde’s turn, she says “It’s lonely here by myself, I wish my friends would come back.”
Posted on Sat, 15 January 2005 at 00:41
#35
donVutz wrote:
I only now bad jokes in german:
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Milchreis und einem Epileptiker?
Der Milchreis ist mit Zucker und Zimt, der Epileptiker ist im Zimmer und zuckt.
‘schuldigung.
Posted on Sat, 15 January 2005 at 13:45
#36
Superstick Dude wrote:
What’s better then winning a gold medal at the paralympics?
Having two legs.
Posted on Sat, 15 January 2005 at 23:48
#37
FNYANKEZ wrote:
Blonde Scientist “We’ve found a way to put a man on the Sun”
Reporter “How are you going to prevent them from burning up?”
Blonde Scientist “We’re going at night”…
A Blonde a Redhead and a Brunette are going to be beheded by the guillotine
The Brunett was up First.
Executioner “Any Last Words”
Brunette “I’m prepared to die for my country”
They lock him in, release the blade and it stops an inch from his neck
Executioner “Okay you can go, you’ve suffered enough”
Redhead was next.
Executioner “Any Last Words”
Redhead “I’m prepared to die for my country”
They lock him in, release the blade and it stops a half-inch from his neck
Executioner “Okay you can go, you’ve suffered enough”
The blonde is last.
Executioner “Any Last Words”
Blonde “Yeah..I’m not getting in that thing until you get it fixed”
Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 04:54
#38
FNYANKEZ wrote:
Here’s a truly offensive one.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing she’s been told twice already :rolleyes:
I know that’s horrible, but this is a BAD joke thread
Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 04:56
#39
Kyle Bovine (Kevin Boyle) wrote:
How do you stop your wife coming out of the kitchen to give out to you?
Shorten her chain.:eek:
Posted on Mon, 17 January 2005 at 15:45
#40
joseph? wrote:
What do you get when you go under a cow?
A pat on the head.
What do you call a prostitute with white eyes?
Full.
Posted on Mon, 17 January 2005 at 17:07
#41
Kyle Bovine (Kevin Boyle) wrote:
How do you know that your mother is a slut?
When she orgasms when you rape her.
Posted on Mon, 17 January 2005 at 17:08
#42
joseph? wrote:
Don’t poke your cousin if you can’t find a three armed cardigan.
Posted on Mon, 17 January 2005 at 17:10
#43
Kyle Bovine (Kevin Boyle) wrote:
what do you do after licking out bald pussy?
put the nappy back on.
now thats BAD!
Posted on Mon, 17 January 2005 at 17:16
#44
Citizen Erased wrote:
Posted on Mon, 17 January 2005 at 17:34
#45
Citizen Erased wrote:
Ignore that, something’s not working.
Posted on Mon, 17 January 2005 at 17:35
#46
Divers (Simon) wrote:
How do you get a witch Pregnant
Fuck her!
Posted on Mon, 17 January 2005 at 23:00
#47
Kyle Bovine (Kevin Boyle) wrote:
Posted on Tue, 18 January 2005 at 13:28
#48
GreenThing wrote:
Whats brown and smells funny?
A clowns turd!
Posted on Tue, 18 January 2005 at 14:23
#49
joseph? wrote:
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick. Someone hit me!
Posted on Tue, 18 January 2005 at 17:44
#50
FNYANKEZ wrote:
how do they celebrate Holloween in West Virginia?
Pump-Kin
Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 01:13
#51
Divers (Simon) wrote:
I got this off Ricky Gervias
Whys does noddy wear a hat with a bell on the end
Coz hes a C*nt
Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 01:20
#52
4eva wrote:
Kyle Bovine wrote:
How do you make an orphan’s hands bleed?
Tell him to clap hands ‘til daddy comes home.
ahhhh…thats really mean! :eek:
Posted on Fri, 21 January 2005 at 13:37
#53
ctrlaltdelete (chris) wrote:
ok now these are bad…Please dont hate me…
1.why should you bet on the paraolympics?..Coz everyones a winner..
2.whats big,blue and fucks kids?..me in my lucky blue suit..
3.How do you get a baby out of a blender?..Nachos
4.2 buckets fall down a hole full of water, one turns to the other and says..”Well?”
5.How do you know its bedtime in Micheal Jacksons house?..When the big hand touches the little hand.
6. What did the elepahant say when he ran out of condoms?..Wheres the bin bags?
Posted on Fri, 21 January 2005 at 13:58
#54
ctrlaltdelete (chris) wrote:
Title: “wait theres more”
Did you hear about the girl with no legs who picked strawberries..? Jammy cunt.
How do know your sister is on her period?..When your dad’s cock tastes funny
Posted on Fri, 21 January 2005 at 14:00
#55
motherh666 wrote:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted on Fri, 21 January 2005 at 14:05
#56
4eva wrote:
Posted on Fri, 21 January 2005 at 14:07
#57
motherh666 wrote:
what’s the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson
neil armstrong walked on the moon…
… and michael jackson fucks little kids
Posted on Fri, 21 January 2005 at 14:08
#58
ctrlaltdelete (chris) wrote:
Title: oh god not more
My girlfriend calls me a paedophile…its a big word for an eight year old.
Whats the best thing about fuking twentyfive year olds?..theres twenty of them!
Posted on Fri, 21 January 2005 at 14:34
#59
ctrlaltdelete (chris) wrote:
ok so no-one else is posting on this thread after those jokes…I feel really bad now…sorry, but it did say bad jokes thread… Delete them if you’s wanna…:(
Posted on Fri, 21 January 2005 at 17:03
#60
Pat wrote:
Mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, “What’s that?”
“That’s the elephant’s tail,” she replies.
“No, under the tail,” says the youngster.
The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, “Oh, nothing.”
The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question.
His father looks and says, “That’s the elephant’s penis, son.”
“So, why did mum say it was nothing?” asks the boy.
The father draws himself up to his full height and says, “Son, I’ve spoiled that woman.”
Posted on Fri, 21 January 2005 at 17:50
