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Started by mr self destruct in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

Hey, you! Yes, you! Congratulations, you’re the Wall Of Mouths’ 2000th member!

Sadly there’s no prize, but I’m pouring a drink for you right now, as I’m sure my good fellow WoMbles are. Cheers!

(I hope they read this, or I’ll just look stupid).

Posted on Sat, 15 January 2005 at 18:31

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#1

allroy wrote:

You just look the way you are whatever that may be. :p

Posted on Sat, 15 January 2005 at 18:41

#2

mr self destruct wrote:

My dear 2000th member, allow me to introduce our resident German clown - allroy ;)

Posted on Sat, 15 January 2005 at 18:45

#3

allroy wrote:

My even dearer 2000th member, let me introduce you to the pedantic conscience of this board, the man who teaches to torture, the one and only mr self destruct! :D

Posted on Sat, 15 January 2005 at 18:48

#4

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

There’s still only 1999…

Did you scare them off? Or are you just anticipating their arrival?

Posted on Sat, 15 January 2005 at 22:26

#5

mr self destruct wrote:

The latter. *cue, “he’s always early” gags*

Posted on Sat, 15 January 2005 at 22:31

#6

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Heh, None forthcoming, I’m afraid..

Posted on Sat, 15 January 2005 at 22:34

#7

allroy wrote:

Well, with a reception commitee like us WoM should burst with new members :cool:

Posted on Sat, 15 January 2005 at 22:38

#8

mr self destruct wrote:

The 2000th member isn’t going to read this thread now, as there’re too many replies - and it’s all your fucking fault, allroy.

Posted on Sat, 15 January 2005 at 22:43

#9

romy wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

The latter. *cue, “he’s always early” gags*

too much information for my liking :p

Posted on Sat, 15 January 2005 at 23:57

#10

mr self destruct wrote:

Don’t be disappointed - it was a joke :)

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 00:03

#11

allroy wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

The 2000th member isn’t going to read this thread now, as there’re too many replies - and it’s all your fucking fault, allroy.

If you had chosen a decent title like ‘Reserved for our 2000th guest’ he would come here anyway. So blame yourself, Sam.

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 00:12

#12

mr self destruct wrote:

Bang wrong, my German buddy. The 2000th member will be highly unlikely to realise that they are the 2000th member (I strongly doubt that Hooch et al have arranged for trumpets to start playing when they register), and so they would have overlooked such stupidly-named thread.

p.s. and you’re sexist for assuming they’ll be a ‘he’.

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 00:19

#13

allroy wrote:

If the person is intelligent enough to use this thread, it must definitely be a man. ;)

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 00:27

#14

romy wrote:

aw, a catfight between blokes :p

*gets popcorn*

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 00:36

#15

mr self destruct wrote:

It’s not a catfight, it’s a battle of smartness. And it seems I’m winning…again :p

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 00:39

#16

White Psycho wrote:

Didn’t this happen with the 1000th member? They didn’t bother posting?

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 00:41

#17

allroy wrote:

It’ll be more attractive than blonde babes mudwrestling. :cool:

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 00:42

#18

romy wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

It’s not a catfight, it’s a battle of smartness. And it seems I’m winning…again :p

allroy wrote:

It’ll be more attractive than blonde babes mudwrestling. :cool:

bring it on, then :D

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 00:45

#19

allroy wrote:

Sokrates said ‘I know that I don’t know anything’. So if mr self destruct is really smart… :p

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 00:56

#20

mr self destruct wrote:

…he would spell Socrates with a ‘c’, not a ‘k’.

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 00:59

#21

allroy wrote:

Depends on where you’re from. I guess his name is written with a kappa in Greek which is a k in German. :p

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 01:05

#22

mr self destruct wrote:

Thank God Germany didn’t take over the world :p

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 01:08

#23

allroy wrote:

Well, according to your spelling the Ramones would have had to sing ‘The CCC took my baby away’ and that doesn’t rhyme anymore. :p

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 01:14

#24

mr self destruct wrote:

Knock the ‘away’ off and it does.

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 01:19

#25

allroy wrote:

It doesn’t fit the rhythm anymore then, smartass. ;)

I expected a reply how sexy CCC rugby shirts are.

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 01:22

#26

mr self destruct wrote:

As you know, I hate sport, and even if I didn’t, there’d be no logical reason for my finding rugby shirts attractive.

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 01:28

#27

allroy wrote:

I like rugby shirts. ;)

And sports.

Damn, we should meet at a T? show, that would be very entertaining.

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 01:33

#28

mr self destruct wrote:

If you find it entertaining to be mercilessly mocked then yes, I agree.

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 01:40

#29

allroy wrote:

I’m good both at the receiving and the giving end.

Why can’t you be a redheaded female? :p

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 01:44

#30

mr self destruct wrote:

Rainer, I politely ask you to stop the gay advances. I’m not a homosexualist, I assure you.

Posted on Sun, 16 January 2005 at 01:51

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