#31
motherh666 wrote:
If you think he doesn’t visit this board you are naive! Naive I say! He knows of your ruthless sickening plans of abduction and unlawful incarceration. We’re onto you lady!
Posted on Mon, 24 January 2005 at 15:04
#32
4eva wrote:
a 16 year old gurl abduct neil???!?!? :D i don’t think so!
hhhhhhmmmmmm… i don’t think neil would sit at home and read all the crap I say somehow, if i was him, i would have replied by now :o
Posted on Mon, 24 January 2005 at 15:07
#33
motherh666 wrote:
Stop playing innocent, we know you’re not a 16 year old “gurl”. You are infact
General Roberto Jesus Fernandez, of the peoples republic of Guatamala, trained in covert operations and military tactics and have been sent to kidnap our drummer.
You are talking to Bob Seymore Lancaster of the counter-terrorist department of the FBI, we’ve been tracking you for year Fernandez.
The game is up!
Posted on Mon, 24 January 2005 at 15:16
#34
4eva wrote:
:eek: :eek:
NOOOOOO…don’t snitch, bloody grassyarse!!!! :D
Posted on Mon, 24 January 2005 at 15:18
#35
motherh666 wrote:
oh I’m bored with this, someone buy me the drumkit!
Posted on Mon, 24 January 2005 at 15:20
#36
rattleanddrum wrote:
HI
I’m the one who Neil has bribed into selling his kit for him because he can’t arsed to do it himself.
Firstly, it really is his kit, he’s selling it because he now has his full endorsement from Mapex and no longer has any need for it.
Secondly, If anyone here does buy it, I can defiantly get Neil to sign it, as for the rest of the band, I’d ask the question, but i can’t guarantee.
Thirdly, you’re quite right, Neil doesn’t visit this forum very often, he doesn’t want to bruise or inflate his fragile ego :)
But i normally tell him about the really funny bits, I’m sure he’ll be most amused about his very own celebrity stalker. :)
Posted on Tue, 25 January 2005 at 09:40
#37
rocking roxy wrote:
but can it be, that you don’t answer on questions over ebay? :eek:
Posted on Tue, 25 January 2005 at 09:44
#38
rattleanddrum wrote:
Sorry about that, I’m not at work so i haven’t checked my e-mails, I’ve answered your question now.
Please believe me, i’t really is his kit:D
Posted on Tue, 25 January 2005 at 10:19
#39
motherh666 wrote:
Well if it’s still about when I get my bonus next month, depending on how big it is, I might be tempted, but right now it would be the final nail in my financial coffin.ยด
Would love to have it though… Oh god I need a grand..
Anyone needing a kidney?
Posted on Tue, 25 January 2005 at 10:24
#40
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
motherh666 wrote:
Naybe Neil is interested? ;)
Posted on Tue, 25 January 2005 at 11:05
#41
4eva wrote:
rattleanddrum wrote:
But i normally tell him about the really funny bits, I’m sure he’ll be most amused about his very own celebrity stalker. :)
is that me!!!!!? but i’m not a celebrity?
Posted on Wed, 26 January 2005 at 10:04
#42
RobbyVDH wrote:
I think he means you yes :rolleyes:
Posted on Wed, 26 January 2005 at 19:07
#43
4eva wrote:
WAAAHHHHAYYYYYYY!!!! :D i’m getting somewhere!!! :D
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 10:06
#44
4eva wrote:
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
thats made my day sooooo much better
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 10:07
#45
3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:
Motherh, you just gave me an idea. I think I’m going to sell one of your kidneys and then buy the kit. I already have a matching drum stick :D
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 12:07
#46
motherh666 wrote:
Thats ok, as long as I come round and visit it on weekends.
I might have to use your toilet a few times though, and does it matter if I bring a dialesis machine?
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 12:08
#47
3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:
Off course you can, and I don’t mind the machine. When shall I take it out?
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 12:19
#48
motherh666 wrote:
I’ll do it this afternoon. I have a spoon and a bottle of jack daniels. Left or right kidney?
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 12:23
#49
3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:
If you’re right handed it’s easier to take out the left one.
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 12:24
#50
motherh666 wrote:
Oww.. I only got as far as the first layer of skin. Thankfully I have some Jack D to disinfect it. “OOOW”.
Fuck that smarts. Sorry mate. Too much of a pussy to take out a kidney.
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 12:38
#51
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
3ddo-on-the-balcony wrote:
Motherh, you just gave me an idea. I think I’m going to sell one of your kidneys and then buy the kit. I already have a matching drum stick :D
Damn - now why didn’t I think of that? Stop being such a wuss Mother, it’s for a good cause :p
How about we all make pledges and buy the drumkit as communal WoMble property? As Community Leader I feel it should stay at my house for safekeeping…
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 14:13
#52
4eva wrote:
yeeeaaahh!! :D that it such a good idea!!!
we could lock it up in a big garage somewhere and go and visit it about once a week to check it’s still there and we could stand around it in a circle and admire it…
i’m going back to my mental hospital now, i MUST stop dreaming these thoughts!…:p it’s your fault!! :D
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 14:16
#53
motherh666 wrote:
Or Neil gives it away as a prize on WOM. :cool:
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 14:18
#54
4eva wrote:
yehh!!! part from that would be a little unfair, becauase if it was a competition, i would enter 10000000000000000 times, that would give me rather an unfair advantage!
jeezz - i really am getting into this!!! :D
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 14:21
#55
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Yep. All we have to do is poison Neil so he needs a kidney transplant and the winner can be the first person to donate a positive match…
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 14:24
#56
4eva wrote:
hehe! :D TEST ME NOW!!! :D
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 15:11
#57
deadsetgav wrote:
I hate to break this to you all - but kidneys are not legal tender - not even in music shops.
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 15:14
#58
4eva wrote:
:mad: stop ruining it! :D
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 15:17
#59
4eva wrote:
ANYTHING can happen if you want it to!
Posted on Thu, 27 January 2005 at 15:18
#60
marrowman wrote:
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