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my girlfriend’s new (used) car

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Started by infernalover

she bought a SMART fortwo

FUCKING AMAZING TO DRIVE IT!!!!

i really like that car!!!
if you drive in town, it’s more more relaxing, because of the auto-shift… just gas and brake… and if you want to enjoy more, you can switch to sequential switch (UP-DWN), well, with only two pedals!
the only *bad* thing is that you got nothing (NOTHING) in-car optional (i don’t mean airbags, ecc -it got two a.bags btw- well, there’s no cool lights, no (minimal) chair regulation… and, fuck… you can’t have sex in there… well, you have to open the left door… but in february… brrrrrrr)

oh, yes, and it’s more more silent than a 180000 km ‘96 diesel golf…

Posted on Tue, 8 February 2005 at 00:30

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Ronald wrote:

And now room for a mini-bar:P ..just kidding, I drive an Alfa Romeo 33 1.5 IE, and it.s quite noisy sometimes, but hey: I bought it for 500 euros and it is still ok!

Posted on Tue, 8 February 2005 at 08:52

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GreenThing wrote:

I had a loan of a Smart Roadster when my CLK went in for a service. It sounds like the same gearbox is on the fourtwo. I thought the automatic was clunky and rather shit, but in sequential mode, it was good, and I must admit better than the tiptronic on my CLK.

On the whole, the Roadster was fun to drive and was werey quick. I couldn’t stop myself from blatting it everywhere. There were no refinements, but you don’t need any in that sort of car.

Not too sure about the quality of the finish though.

Posted on Tue, 8 February 2005 at 13:57

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infernalover wrote:

alfa 33 rulez!
i’m sure you leave a smoky black cloud behind you when you push down the pedal…

Posted on Tue, 8 February 2005 at 18:14

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zipless wrote:

What the hell is a CLK? You ain’t driving a Merc…

Posted on Tue, 8 February 2005 at 21:43

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allroy (Rainer) wrote:

zipless wrote:

What the hell is a CLK?

A BMW for illiterates.

Oh, this isn’t the Bad Joke thread. :rolleyes:

Posted on Tue, 8 February 2005 at 21:47

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motherh666 wrote:

I only clicked that link because it said ass_models at the end. Imagine how disappointed I was… :(

Posted on Wed, 9 February 2005 at 09:54

#8

MarkoJii (Evil Twin) wrote:

You can wipe the drool off your chin… :p

Posted on Wed, 9 February 2005 at 13:23

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motherh666 wrote:

Oh that is not drool..

Posted on Wed, 9 February 2005 at 16:00

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Simon (Simon) wrote:

Aah smut at this time of the day…Fantastic!

Posted on Thu, 10 February 2005 at 01:01

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allroy (Rainer) wrote:

I guess he meant lemon jelly. :rolleyes:

Posted on Thu, 10 February 2005 at 01:03

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Simon (Simon) wrote:

Oh thats not as much fun!

Posted on Thu, 10 February 2005 at 01:04

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allroy (Rainer) wrote:

But it leaves a better taste in Seb’s mouth.

Posted on Thu, 10 February 2005 at 01:08

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Simon (Simon) wrote:

Mmmm lemon fresh

Posted on Thu, 10 February 2005 at 01:10

#15

motherh666 wrote:

glglglgglglg

Posted on Thu, 10 February 2005 at 08:54

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GreenThing wrote:

zipless wrote:

What the hell is a CLK? You ain’t driving a Merc…

Not the new one! They are called a coupe but is just a c-class saloon with 2 doors. No, I’ve got the sexy old shape one!

Posted on Thu, 10 February 2005 at 12:23

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GreenThing wrote:

allroy wrote:

A BMW for illiterates.

Oh, this isn’t the Bad Joke thread. :rolleyes:

Pity the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lies awake night after night, wondering if there really is a dog.

Posted on Thu, 10 February 2005 at 12:25

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