Wall of Mouths

“THIS SPACE FOR RENT”

im pretty popular, there beard guitars, paul beard the jazz muscian, paul beard the playwrite, paul beard the conductor…im feeling a trend here…or i need a piss really bad ;)

we used to have a wasps nest up in our attic…we didnt even know it was there until we found it abandoned! its still there i think!!! and i got stung whilst doing a bong once…now that really messed up my day :D

bloody idiot

motherh666 wrote:

Straight in the kidneys. BAM! She’ll never know what hit her.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! thats the funniest thing ive ever seen!

cheers all, the funeral went ok (apart from my 4 year old nephew saying in a VERY loud voice “why werent you singiiing?) am feeling a little better now, unfortunately i went on a massive bender(well, substitute beer for weed) after the funeral..so now i’m paranoid to fuck. i never bloody learn lol!

I went…i saw a surprising amount of T? shirts, and i made a point of shaking everyone of their hands…what?! I WAS WASTED!

but the real question is…what the fuck went on with slayer?

joseph? wrote:

sorry to hear that. my grandad died not long ago, it took forever too kick in that he had gone.

i still don’t thnk it’s fully sunk in yet, it’s driving me absolutely insane. fuck knows how i’m gonna cope with the funeral.

Title: my grandad just died

my grandad died at leicester royal infermary this morning. problem is(apart from the obvious) he started of at the glenfield (in leicester) and was totally fit and healthy, 2 days later he had a huge flesh eating infection on his face. so after 3 operations (2 to remove the infection, 1 tracheoscapy - none of which he was supposed to survive) he died this morning. apparently it was peaceful, and the staff were with him, but i cannot control the amount of anger i have for the Glenfield - it’s driving me fucking insane! i mean, infection like that just don’t “appear” after 2 fucking days! ESPECIALLY not in a cunting hospital!

if that made no sense - soz!

beardy

bring me all the evidence you want - i’ll still believe micheal moore more often than dubya. the guys a fucking menace.

i saw a thread about this over on the Fear Factory boards…had some guy going on about how it was disgusting and how they were trying to rebuild the country, and i quote “and this is how they show their gratitude?” well, hang on, they flatterned the place in the first place!! plus it was all based around the torture/humiliation pictures…the imune internet generation may have not given a fuck but muslims take that sorta shit VERY seriously!

weed
speed(not anymore)
coke(not anymore)
LSD (some cunt spiked my drink with it - it’s ok. i got him back)

maiden december 12th earls court - FUCKING CLASS!

i got T?/WH, Fear Factory, and Donnington coming up :D

charlotte —— she’d get it, she’d get it HARD!

Lemo wrote:

THE GUSHERS NEED YOU!
drummer wanted
somewhere round the leeds area
inf include wildhearts, therapy?,3CR
pot smoker prefered, but not essential
must be cool as fuck and want to take on the world

is there anybody out there?

im here, where abouts are you based?

on a somewhat related note, i got took in by the pigs on saturday. i found a little cunt (whod been giving us grief for months e.g. breaking windows, robbing little old ladies) kicking my grandads car, so i kicked him…HARD, and informed him that if he did it again, id burn his house down(i aint proud of kicking an 11 year old but the little fuck deserved it) so his dad turns up 10 minutes later, so i pointed out what a cunt his son was, daddy-waddy insists that his son never eeeever does anything wrong(not that he knows about, he’s just a fucking drunk who pays no attention to his kids)and hits ME! so i smacked him, my 23 year old brother then shoots through the door and latches onto his head, next thing i know the pigs are pealing him off!!.im just fucking astonished that this little cunt terrorizes the neighbourhood, someone retaliates and we get taken in? fucking bullshit judisiary system.

marilyn manson (NEC)
machine head (astoria)
therapy?(n/ton sounhaus)
Iron Maiden (earls court)

coming up:-
wildhearts/T? (hammersmith)
NoFx(not sure)
download(donnington) (if Clear Channel realise that if they don’t release day tickets im going to blow up their offices)

Taunty Dan wrote:

its not just me then??!!! Fantastic, someone else who knows the pain i go through!! Ok, maybe thats a bit dramatic, there IS good stuff, but jesus CHRIST her taste in music just plain upsets me… We’re talking Ronan K******g & W*stl*fe. Theres a Ronan screen saver on this very computer! My only salvation is the huge fuck off Kurt poster behind me.

just do what i did…install this as your screen saver, oooooh was she NOT happy :-D

http://www.americanrecordings.com/slayer/downloads/slayerscreen.exe.zip

therapy? on saturday..but im going maiden tomorrow!

Machine Head - Desend the shades of night
Fear Factory - Ressurection
Fear Factory - Replica
T? - Screamager
Sabbath - Symptom of the Universe