Wall of Mouths

Title: super, Smashing, great

Apparently the Smashing Pumpkins are reforming!!!

Might be with Auf de Mar and not D’arcy, mind. But still…

I’m so happy i could spit!

:)

Hooch’s mum wrote:

You are very cheeky for a newcomer - watch your step!!

I shall consider the options, thank you all :)

its monty python!

Sorry Mrs H, i am a very cheeky boy…consider me told off and red faced! :)

Hooch’s mum wrote:

A fair point well made.

I’ll change my signature, suggestions welcome :)

spare a bit of change for an old ex leper? :)

Hooch’s mum wrote:

*blushes*

Is it nearly lunchtime?

well i dunno abot lunchtime buts its almost my banana time…its staring at me like a big yellow slut.

deadsetgav wrote:

You cant see that if you are in the house… he isn’t daft ;)

true. Plus, at that age, why even suspect that folk are lying to you?! At what age do we actually start coming round to these truths? Its no wonder our teens are traumatic!

deadsetgav wrote:

My dad used to tell me that ice-cream vans only used to play the music when they had run out of ice-cream :(

:D regardless of the fact there would be several happy smiley children with 99’s loitering around it?! How tight are parents?!

Hooch’s mum wrote:

she’s like A Rottweiller with a baby’s head.

Was this an experiment Mrs H, like your Penguin / Monkey hybrid?! :D

Divers wrote:

Well if I’m going to fantasise then why do it about a kebab? Always go for something out of your legue, anyway if i do spoil myself i will have an after eight mint to finish the meal off nicely it’s wafer thin:)

Y’know when i was a kid and my folks (before they abandoned me, sob!) had people round for dinner, they’d have after 8 mints, and they told me that if i ate one before 8 i’d have horrible nightmares.

Putting the fear of god in your child just so you can pig away the chocolate yourself! Cruel minds at work.

Divers wrote:

I was going to have Truffles on a salad of gold leaf followed by pheasant on wild rice, or I’m going to meet my dad at weatherspoons in MK you know which ever.

well truffles are so passe, lets face it. You wanna splash out, treat yerself to a plate of chips maybe. Consider it a treat.

marja wrote:

i can’t take to big bites, because I can’t open my mounth that far. Boyfriend hopes this is only temporary ;)

(singing) “she’s a lady, woah woah woah she’s a lady…”!

:D

T? never apologise etc etc

Good morning (again) you lovely people!
Back at the office, oh what a joy…

How was the dentist Marja? :)

Hooch’s mum wrote:

Have you been talking to Unrequited_lad, 30seconds and Hatham? *raises eyebrows and looks suspiciously at Dan in new light*

Nooooo…are they you other “special” children?

good morning! I feel ill. Y’know that thing where you feel all bunged up and it feels like your coming down with something? That.
cup of coffee should do the trick…

hellbelly - therapy?

banging the door - PiL

Hooch’s mum wrote:

Yes well he really shouldn’t have moved in in the first place - he’s only the postman’s dad after all … :)

I would never abandon my babies, even if they are all grown up!

Will you be my new mum? i’m no trouble, i behave and everything! :)

Hooch’s mum wrote:

They just abandoned you? *wrestles heartstrings back into gaping hole in chest*

Yeah! something about me being a grown man with my own house and stuff. How fucking thoughtless is that? Pissing off to Spain i ask you… :(

Still, i get to inherit a holiday home…! ;)

Hooch’s mum wrote:

lol - Your mum told you to move out of the country? :D

My mom and dad went one better and actually left the country themselves. I suppose its so they know they’re always one step ahead…

Evening everybody, by the way! :)

Hey dude. :)

5/10 for Nurse?? Surely its a Spinal Tap 11?!

splattermania - the wildhearts

Hypermania - Therapy?

Divers wrote:

Mrs H i don’t recall him ever saying he wanted it as a pet!:eek:

i have my reasons…erm…

Hooch’s Mum wrote:

I really must crack on… Have fun guys, and bye for now x

Bye Mrs H! Thank you for all you have taught me today!

Hooch’s mum wrote:

Bye Marja, good luck :)

I shall get a picture of the penkey for you to wonder at. Unfortunately due to the nature of the experiment it can only breathe with the aid of a respirator, and is wheelchair bound so it doesn’t make an ideal pet …

its actually quite fortunate i’ve told you abot this. I could have wasted millions. Thanks Momma H!
;)

Divers wrote:

you have to feed the bastard thing!

has this happened more than once? ie have the tooth gypsies left several dogs in your care over the years? Cos thats a lot of dogfood, man!

marja wrote:

bye all, if I’m not here tommorrow, the dentist apppointment went horribly wrong

TTFN Marja, i’m sure you’ll be fine :)

Hooch’s mum wrote:

Too late - I have already created the penkey!

Hmmm…i’d have to see it so i know if its anything like what i’m looking for.

Now i’m no scientist, so i can’t give you exacts, but I’m after something thats approx 68% penguin with a mere 32% monkey input.

marja wrote:

I have to go to the tendist today, and I’m a bit stressed. I don’t like it, and I have a tooth that is broken, so I have to go. Please, pity my :(

bless. there there, you’ll feel better soon…;)

marja wrote:

now don’t go spreading this around ok. It will be our little secret

as long as you don’t tell folk of my plans to breed monkeys with penguins to create “Monguins”. It will work…

marja wrote:

I eat soup

hobos and gypsies are one thing, but SOUP??? Thats just too much. ;)