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Re: Anal Penetration in Chit-Chat

Well just cos I do that doesn’t mean I automatically look pre-pubesent. She does it for me as well, so I thought I would return the favour, been like that for probably over a year and its not itchy, and she has a nicer time going down on me.

Posted on Fri, 6 October 2006 at 08:36

Re: What’s EveryOne Listening To in Other Bands & Artists

Old Crow Medicine Show :)

Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 16:41

Re: I name a song, you name a song beginning with the last letter of the previous song in Other Bands & Artists

Uptown Girl

Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 16:40

Re: Anal Penetration in Chit-Chat

Anal penetration is too taboo to talk about.

I do shave my pubic hair though, so I’m all smooth for my girlfriend.

Posted on Thu, 5 October 2006 at 16:32

Re: Euthanasia in Chit-Chat

The “do not resusitate” sitiuation is based on how long there has been no pulse, isn’t it? Four minutes I think.

And you cannot commit euthaniasia without assistance, but even if sucicide was illegal what can they do about it anyway?

Posted on Thu, 28 September 2006 at 00:46

Re: Links to cool things in Chit-Chat

Im the one in blue doing abit of drunken kareoke, if you just scroll down a little. :)

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MyProfile=Y

Posted on Tue, 22 August 2006 at 16:31

Re: PIck-up lines. in Chit-Chat

want to come to my…

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Posted on Mon, 14 August 2006 at 17:01

Re: Are you a vegetarian? in Chit-Chat

I like how you think, (about food).

Posted on Mon, 14 August 2006 at 16:52

Re: PIck-up lines. in Chit-Chat

My balls

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Posted on Mon, 14 August 2006 at 16:50

Re: The Beer Thread in Chit-Chat

I just thought ” i can’t be that drunk if i can type on the computer” but i still feel pissed.
oh well.
TONIGHT! ALOT of real ale, mainly abbot, then a few carlsberg, then a mix of different drinks left on the bar when it was time to leave, I.E red something with an inch of lager with abit of another pint, taseted brilliant.

I saw soooooo many people i havnt seen for years :) ! was really nice.

BUT the boy sat near me, (i wont name names) said; “hey listen to this band” (on his fone) i said; “ok” and he plaqyed a tune i recognised, wasnt till a few beats in i realised it was T? with Dopeimeme, Dopamine, Dopameine, whatever, and i said; “SHIT yeh! thats Therapy? been listening to them for ages!”
he said; “yeh, i know, but i only just recently downloadaed their songs”
“WHAT?”
“i only just downloaded their songs”
” you PRICK! you cant like them that much then if you dont even buy it! DON’T sit next to me!”
“yeh but the drums are amazing”
” i know that!!! but you don’t even know anything else about them!”

anyway this fool was a nobhead and doesnt deserve to even know that therapy? exist!

but was a good night out.

tommorow i’m going to be swimming in a lake in a quarry in dove holes if anyone wants to come! will be fun! i’m sure youll love it.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NIGHT!

Posted on Thu, 27 July 2006 at 01:19

Re: Gracious me… in Chit-Chat

no party?

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 15:05

Re: Gracious me… in Chit-Chat

smells nasty there. I will see her on friday, and we shall make sweet love till sunday when i come home.

Plans for tonight anyone?

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 14:52

Re: Who made the biggest Fall…?! in Chit-Chat

dont want to sound stupid. but what happened to him?

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 14:45

Re: I name a song, you name a song beginning with the last letter of the previous song in Other Bands & Artists

song for the lovers

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 14:41

Re: Gracious me… in Chit-Chat

I mean a different one. I realised that may not be clear after I typed it. She leaves in Burton, only one letter different to Buxton but so far away.

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 14:39

Re: I name a song, you name a song beginning with the last letter of the previous song in Other Bands & Artists

one of them is bob dylan

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 14:37

Re: Gracious me… in Chit-Chat

I dont know. Painted this womans fence today. which was nice, now im ready to relax.

I miss my beutiful lady though. :(

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 14:34

Re: Gracious me… in Chit-Chat

No offence but i assume your not really 30.

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 14:33

Re: Gracious me… in Chit-Chat

oh yeh.

sorry i didnt look over in that corner.

Happy birthday.

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 14:31

Re: nearly in Chit-Chat

Title: 777!!!

fuck yeh!

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 14:30

Re: nearly in Chit-Chat

776

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 14:29

Re: nearly in Chit-Chat

775

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 14:29

Re: Gracious me… in Chit-Chat

HELLO EVERYONE! hope you are all feeling fantastic!

I am.

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 14:24

Re: What’s EveryOne Listening To in Other Bands & Artists

I’m listening to alot of rob zombie right now. hes amazing.

Posted on Wed, 26 July 2006 at 14:23

Re: This or that thread in Chit-Chat

scream

pc or mac?

Posted on Tue, 25 July 2006 at 10:25

Re: Gay Flirting Thread in Chit-Chat

would a bad smell get rid of you?

Posted on Fri, 21 July 2006 at 11:13

Re: Need help! in Chit-Chat

whilst you’re at it send me some, fksdfhskdjfhsdljkfnsdlkfns@hotmail.com

Posted on Fri, 21 July 2006 at 11:12

Re: Links to cool things in Chit-Chat

http://youtube.com/watch?v=C72y6Wyaq0g&search=run%20with%20us

racoons theme, but this timne actually with the cartoon.

Posted on Fri, 21 July 2006 at 11:07

Re: I name a song, you name a song beginning with the last letter of the previous song in Other Bands & Artists

sex on the beach

Posted on Thu, 20 July 2006 at 23:30

Re: The “Let’s stop being mean to Colin?” thread in Chit-Chat

:mad:

Posted on Thu, 20 July 2006 at 23:06

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