Wall of Mouths

It was short on laughs thats for sure.

Then again - depends how you get your laughs doesn’t it - Ole Mel gets his giggles from drunk driving and jew hateing!

I think when you start to remember Big Train and you see how good a sketch show can be - it kinda shows Little Britain up to be the total piss-stain that it is

she was in that film with bruce willis and the speedboats wasn’t she - I seem to remember her being quite decent looking in that.

She however does indeed now bear striking resemblance to Seabiscuit

well Sleepy Hollow is like a Chuck Norris film compared to Sweeny Todd

No - never got round to watching Ed Wood.

Sleepy Hollow was also good Burton / Depp

I didn’t know it was a musical until the singing started…

fuck sweeny todd - bad with a capital ‘fucking-B’

Better start working on the old ‘Arnold Rimmer’ sarcasm then, where’s Squall when you need him?

That would be all well and good until you came to put your drink on it… unless it was a holographic drink i guess..

From Hell I meant

Heather Graham is pretty bad in that as well - I do like the film though!

she was in flight of the navigator - so she must be getting on a bit now eh?

Who is mrs Mathew Broderick?

I’m gonna get the DVD out after - its fucking awesome that show!

What was the Nick Cage where he was the ambulance driver - waking the dead or something… he was good in that. Raising Arizona, Wild at Heart, Matchstick Men… all good films

mr self destruct wrote:

Ha, I have a soft spot for Dracula, but yes…he was fucking awful in it!

THE ACCENT! it was… well… its worse than Johnny Depps in From Hell

silverginger5 wrote:

Wish the quote had worked in the above post!!!!
Cant believe some people actually like Keanu Reeves as an actor, Also while we’re on the bad actor subject. Nicolas Cage is as bad as Keanu!!!

I’m not a Nick Cage fan - but then I always go “but he was good in…” and rhyme of 3/4 of all his films. That said - he was shocking in Ghost Rider - I really hated that film

Taunty Dan wrote:

I’m really shocked, i really like Keanu! :D

Point Break is a fucking great film. As is speed, Bill & Ted, Matrix…

I don’t dislike Keanu - I do think he has limited acting ability, but I don’t think he’s ever ruined a film he’s been in - he was laughable in Dracula, but that was part of its charm. Constentine was good too!
I’ve been meaning to watch the new one he is in where he plays a bad cop (mean streets i think)

There isn’t anyone on earth who could deliver that line quite like Keanu…

Not the best place for sympathy here is it? don’t worry, well have you on crack before the end of the month - then at least the cigarette habbit wont seem as bad!

[monotone]”There’s a bomb on the bus…”[/monotone]

Class - his actings so wooden, its like someone threw a chair onto the set!

My fav Keanu moment is in the Matrix where he is talking with Morpheus - and, bearing in mind the character works in a software company, and spends his free time as a ‘hacker…’

Morpheus: “…We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI.”
Neo: “AI?… You mean artificial intelligence?”

No fucking shit!!

Its like having Casualty and someone saying - get this patient to A&E and fucking Charlie turning round and going “You mean… accident and emergency?”

Another great one was there they all wanted a pay rise and the boss kept distracting them with card tricks and puppies!

also the one where they banned wanking in the office! classic!

I’m dying to know what getto grips are - is that like ghetto booty? are they love handles?

Next - Punkwak guesses which street in Gulpen…

Men Behaving Badly (never seen Joey, cant say I want to)

McCain Or Obama?

Richard Madely take note!

I thought those chaps really made that outfit

Shit!

note to self - I am not at a rodeo, I do not own a pair of cowboy boots - Stop saying ‘Howdy’

Howdy!

Didn’t they have a prime time saturday evening tv show?