Wall of Mouths

*mutters* That’s one well trained guard dog.

*knocks on Gav’s door* I’m here on official business on behalf of a record company.

hoochalobster wrote:

Keep your Amy Winehouse chat in here please :)

I assume that links directly to the desktop recycling bin?

“Infernal To-Do List” New album title? :p

‘I’ve got a problem:
This infernal to-do list.
It’s long like wire.’

Includes the hit songs: ‘A Moment of Apathy.’ and ‘Oh, God, This’ll Take Longer Than 30 Seconds.’

hoochalobster wrote:

it suggests that they are destined for greater things in 1977…

Can you think of another band more deserving of a time machine?

I’m fairly sure that the band have said before that they don’t mind.

EXcellent CONdition?

I… seem to have mislaid my only five pence. :( I can pay you in installments?

hoochalobster wrote:

:D

And what will you swap me for these lovely Dr Who trading cards?

I’ll give you a five pence in old money.

I know where you can get a single bad mother for a rock-bottom price. :p

*runs*
*trips over*
*cries and tries to drag self under table*
*sobs at knee*

Oh, I thought the pong just sort of lingered?
Anyway, I hope you’re listening to all this, Colin? You makes your choices, you lives with ‘em.

Old twat wrote:

Misanthropologist doesn’t own a copy and admits to smelling something like a Calcutta crack-whores rancid bedpan.

Hey, I never admitted to that. :mad:

I’m not denying it either, mind.

People who don’t have a mint vinyl copy of Causasian Psychosis smell funny*. Do you want this to be you, Colin? DO you?!

*I’m basing this on the fact that I don’t have a mint CP. And I smell funny.

Old twat wrote:

A man of the world eh Misanthropologist, good stuff. Tell Colin how it’s important to get what you want in life or you die a sad, dejected, bitter and very twisted individual indeed.

It’s true. Though I’m not dead yet, I’ve got the rest of it covered.

Oh, I sometimes dream of how my life would have been different had I taken advice from fortune cookies (and not those lying stinking Love Hearts :mad: ).

Buy the record, Colin? You know you want to.

That’s true. I had that in a fortune cookie once.

I though it _was_ regular water, but clearly I was wrong. :(

If it’s that cheap, I might be tempted to pick it up again, since my own copy suffered ‘mysterious’ water damage. :(

*worries what he’s missing* :(

Don’t tell me: you got it cheap because it’s a fixer-upper.

Alan wrote:

:D I don’t think HD and bootlegs would go well together!

I suppose not. ;)

You’re going to have to do it all again when they bring out a commercial format that can handle HD picture.

What does a tape of the Best of Queen turn into? Or can we assume that that is a tape’s natural form in the wild?

I suspect she already has. But that’s not enough for her, oh no. ;)

How am I supposed to know what I’m thinking of? Stop asking the impossible.

(could be, yeah :))

I could have sworn you ahd the tape. You’re not trying to play off of Jobrok’s sympathies to get your grubby little mitts on a second copy, are you?

*considers offer, strokes chin*
One pound… *dramatic pause* seventeen pennies!

*gasps of shock*

*somewhere, a glass smashes*

Postage comes to a grand, which seems reasonable. ;)

:p You’ve already got it, haven’t you?

*cough* £1.07 *cough*

I suspect everyone secretly knows that they can’t afford it.
I’ll give you a pound for it. *hopeful* ;)

Colin? wrote:

How much?

Cx

You’re supposed to be saving for a drumkit! :p

What, the Age of Creativity? :p

*goes off to play with his crayons*