Wall of Mouths

chr1s wrote:

You don’t have to be mad to come on here, but it helps.

In fact, I’ve checked the terms and conditions, and apparently you do.

Hello, Sreeja. :)

Sorry, these jeans are a bit tight.

Well, of COURSE. Don’t worry: I remembered to put the film in this time.
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Oh… Oh, I mean: no! The very idea! I wouldn’t do that!

Oh for crying out loud, bathing in water IS NORMAL! I know you’ve seen them on the telly bathing in beans, but we’ve talked about that before: it’s not real, they use CGI.

For the last time, no one’s going to make you take a bath if you don’t want to. *shakes head at Smum behind Dan’s back*

Gah! *but did

And that’s the last I’m saying on the matter.

*but.
*blush*

No, bid anyone try?

I know exactly what everyone is talking about, everywhere. I just choose to pretend that I don’t, for my own nefarious reasons.

Welcome, by the way. :)

Hello, there. :)

*sits at desk, bemused* Were we just being taught lessons by a teacher dressed as a superhero? :s

Dennis wrote:

It[s not exactly “mad” like it says on the tin, is it? More kind of “impatiently bemused”

It doesn’t say ‘mad’ on the tin. :-/ Treat it with the respect it deserves. *hugs beady-eyed glare protectively*

Welcome to the Wom. :)

I’m going to pretened to do some community service in my neighbourhood, encouraging newbies to sign up, but actually I’m just going to be at home watching whose Line Is It Anyway? on Five US, and eating houmous.

*looks guilty and unhappy*

Erm… I’m unhappy because I feel sorry for Dan getting into trouble with his twisted schemes and I warned him not to do it and he wouldn’t listen because he never did but now he’s going to go to prison.

And I’m guilty because it was actually me. :eek: *slaps hand over mouth*

Shit.

Smum wrote:

Well when the newbies turn up we shall see what they have to say, won’t we?

*looks guilty and unhappy*

Smum wrote:

If they can still speak after their traumas.

*looks innocent and relieved*

Ahem, I think you’ll find that it was Dan’s room. Therefore HE is clearlythe guilty party and should be tarred and feathered <insert obligatory honeymoon joke here>

Maybe someone used them in a biological experiment in his room. *worries*

:) anything can be a hit dance tune if you repeat it often enough. Ba DA bah!
:) anything can be a hit dance tune if you repeat it often enough. Ba DA bah!
:) anything can be a hit dance tune if you repeat it often enough. Ba DA bah!
:) anything can be a hit dance tune if you repeat it often enough. Ba DA bah!
:) anything can be a hit dance tune if you repeat it often enough. Ba DA bah!
:) anything can be a hit dance tune if you repeat it often enough. Ba DA bah!
:) anything can be a hit dance tune if you repeat it often enough. Ba DA bah!

Stop what? :s *wonders if there was some hidden joke behind the past few posts* :)

Good. Check ‘em, Mate. :)

Sorry, wrong link :o

Should have been CheckCzechscheckinchequesmate.com

Maybe. But if he’s going by plane, then you want to watch out that they don’t charge him extra at the airport. If you’re worried about hidden costs, try using CheckCheckinChequesMate.com

Look on the bright side, at least it’ll keep your new Czech out of trouble.

You idiot, Smum1 That’s not a check mate you just bought: you’ve hired the services of Check Mate, the private detectives that make it their business to check the fidelity of your partners. Er, ‘partner’. Singular. :o Only one. yessiree
They’ll watch your loved one when he or she’s out of the couhtry. Or down the shops. Or on the toilet.
I use it for Dan and…
Um..
I just use it for Dan.

“YOUR” :mad:

Grant, I have low expectations from your age group anyway, so it’s nothing to be proud of. :p

@Sam: lol, :p

Welcome to the WoM. :) You’re also older than a lot of T? fans, so don’t worry about it. Unless you feel old… ;)

*feels old* :(

lol. I guess you inherited it from your mother. ;)

Welcome. Have fun. :)

Uh, I mean on the WoM, not with the dogs…