Wall of Mouths

‘Pick a card, any card. No, not that one…’

Well, among other things, Jon apparently trebled in size.
I only have the first album, but I do love it so.

The facial paralysis is setting in, is it?

Early January? It better not be the fifth, I don’t want the publicity taken away from my birthday. ;)

Happy birthday, Colin. :)

No, Dan’s coat is hanging up in GM; I specifically left mine on the floor in the corner of… Wait, this isn’t Vent Your Spleen! :mad: *stops trying to climb into AS’s coat via the sleeve*

*mutters* That’s one well trained guard dog.

Only because the ergonomic chairs weren’t designed with them in mind.

*knocks on Gav’s door* I’m here on official business on behalf of a record company.

chr1s wrote:

You don’t have to be mad to come on here, but it helps.

In fact, I’ve checked the terms and conditions, and apparently you do.

marja wrote:

Don’t you already have an ID card? As of age 12 we all get it here. And i heard on the radio yesterday that as of today even all donkyes and hprses need to have them. These crazy people did forget that those animals do not have quite purses or wallets to carry them around but, but hey, why think about the details …

It’s not the id card, it’s the database that goes with it that’s the problem. http://www.no2id.net/IDSchemes/whyNot.php#notcomparable

The Auto Surgeon wrote:

Whaka, Whaka, Whakaa!!! :-D

:(

Gets coat and goes.

That’s my coat! :mad:

Paint dry.

He’s done quite a lot of work for Tom Waits, I know that much.

mrs h wrote:

Please please please don’t let Dan’s wife read that post!

Well, I’m certainly not going to be the one to email her a copy, with an ‘important information you should read’ written on the top. No, don’t be ridiculous. That’d only get dumped straight to the spam folder. Much better to say ‘Something important you need to know about your husband.’
Um… but again, I wouldn’t do that.
*clicks send*

Wait a minute, I thought this was my fine establishment? *checks contract* Oh, no, apparently it’s a shit hole.

Punkwank wrote:

We all have such a hat.. :) we are looking forward to the clash against italy.. cheers

I… I don’t know what to think. :o

Fuzzy pear.

(that’s not a response to Dennis; it’s my self description for the singles thread).

deadsetgav wrote:

(special mention to Daryl ;) )

Haha! :D :p

Heartfelt congratulations to you both! :)

Well, the outfit was a little extra, but I think it was worth it. I would have preferred the French Maid’s costume, but The French Pastry Chef was a little more reasonably priced.

That ‘creature’ was his mother-in-law, and the Courts still haven’t delivered their verdict.

OKay, fine! :mad: *hands back deeds to Midgets R Us Ltd* I didn’t want his stupid company anyway. *sulks* *misses midgets*
But I didn’t steal his credit card! *hires lawyer to defend against Dan’s accusations. Using Dan’s credit card*

Don’t talk to me about Dan’s elaborate hoaxes. I’ve told him before: ‘Dan,’ I said ‘Dan, you simply cannot crossbreed a hen, an ox, an ax, and a hoe; it’s just too elaborate.’ But would he listen? Would he bugger.*

The answers are 1) no, 2) allegedly.

*shifty* Why? What has Dan been saying?

You ate the sofa?!? :o

Dennis wrote:

I’m trying to think of a suitable Legacy t shirt logo that involves a “leg” and an “arse” (and an “E”, I guess..) but so far all I have come up with is a picture of my wife kicking me up the backside for trying to get away with sexy women on my t shirts :(

Maybe you could form a massive E out of legs, superimposed over Dan’s face. Sorry, over a massive arse, I mean. Freudian slip, there.

He can’t help you; he has his paper round to do.

Only if someone sits on it, and then you probably couldn’t get it onto your shelf anyway.

That depends entirely on where the sofa was…

Ah, ok. :D
Erm… and ‘BTW’? :s

I am the grumpy old git in the corner shop. :mad: