Wall of Mouths

Right you tight gets!!!! stop watching stuff and bloody bid!!! wheres your christmas sprit and how am i going to buy mine?!?!

Due to this years works christmas dance been titled Redundance! i’m selling all sorts of crap on ebay, to help with xmas funds.
theres some Therapy? stuff (not so crap!)
there is three Blue with yellow box T?-Shirts (you know the ones!)
a Hey satan you rock one
and a few mags from the early nineties
Not much just thought i’d give it a bit of a plug on here.
http://shop.ebay.co.uk/milomable/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_f … ksid=p4340
love you all (creepcreepcreep)

Hope this isnt a repeat

A Man and his wife decide its getting late and retire to bed. Just as they get settled down in their warm comfy bed they hear banging at the front door.
“who the bloody hells this at this time of night” the man grumbles
his mrs tells him to stop whining and answer the door.
So he gets up shoves his dressing gown and his slippers on and goes and answers the door.
When he opens it there is a bloke stood there wet through shivering “excuse me mate could you give me a push?” said the stranger
“A Push?! do you know what time it is? its gone past midnight, its pitch black and bloody pissing it down, i’m sorry matey i’m going back to bed!”
and with that the grumpy man slams the door goes upstairs and jumps back into bed.
Who was it? his wife asked.
“some fella wanted me to give him a push in this weather!” her husband replied.
And you didn’t? she asked.
“are you kidding me its legging it down and blowing a gale i aint going out in this”
His wife sits up and says remember when we went to the into country on holiday last year and our car broke down in the middle of nowhere in the dead of night and that lovely farmer helped us out?”
“yes” he replied knowing what was coming next
“well don’t you think its time you did a good deed for once?”
Shame faced the husband gets out of bed and gets dressed goes downstairs and puts his boots and big coat on grumbling as he does.
He open the door and its pitch black the wind is blowing the rain into his face. he gives out a sigh and shouts out “ok mate i’ll give you a push where are you?!”
The stranger shouts back “I’m over here on your swing!”

Thank You for the intrest people. All T? Shirts have gone I have plenty more but i’m getting burried in those!
Thermal Socks and the dress have also gone (sorry dennis!)

soul doubt wrote:

and actually it’s just Gemil ;-)

I Do appologise i thought it was the same a archie!

deadsetgav wrote:

Nice tattoo on the avatar pic!

Why thank you! I also have a GEMIL on my arm drawn on by Mr Carins Himself (tattoed on by some bloke the day after)
Once again thank you!

My Misses has put these on Ebay I Love her very much but i will have to have words “its Gemmill not bloody gremal!”