Wall of Mouths

Right you tight gets!!!! stop watching stuff and bloody bid!!! wheres your christmas sprit and how am i going to buy mine?!?!

Due to this years works christmas dance been titled Redundance! i’m selling all sorts of crap on ebay, to help with xmas funds.
theres some Therapy? stuff (not so crap!)
there is three Blue with yellow box T?-Shirts (you know the ones!)
a Hey satan you rock one
and a few mags from the early nineties
Not much just thought i’d give it a bit of a plug on here.
http://shop.ebay.co.uk/milomable/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_f … ksid=p4340
love you all (creepcreepcreep)

Hope this isnt a repeat

A Man and his wife decide its getting late and retire to bed. Just as they get settled down in their warm comfy bed they hear banging at the front door.
“who the bloody hells this at this time of night” the man grumbles
his mrs tells him to stop whining and answer the door.
So he gets up shoves his dressing gown and his slippers on and goes and answers the door.
When he opens it there is a bloke stood there wet through shivering “excuse me mate could you give me a push?” said the stranger
“A Push?! do you know what time it is? its gone past midnight, its pitch black and bloody pissing it down, i’m sorry matey i’m going back to bed!”
and with that the grumpy man slams the door goes upstairs and jumps back into bed.
Who was it? his wife asked.
“some fella wanted me to give him a push in this weather!” her husband replied.
And you didn’t? she asked.
“are you kidding me its legging it down and blowing a gale i aint going out in this”
His wife sits up and says remember when we went to the into country on holiday last year and our car broke down in the middle of nowhere in the dead of night and that lovely farmer helped us out?”
“yes” he replied knowing what was coming next
“well don’t you think its time you did a good deed for once?”
Shame faced the husband gets out of bed and gets dressed goes downstairs and puts his boots and big coat on grumbling as he does.
He open the door and its pitch black the wind is blowing the rain into his face. he gives out a sigh and shouts out “ok mate i’ll give you a push where are you?!”
The stranger shouts back “I’m over here on your swing!”

Thank You for the intrest people. All T? Shirts have gone I have plenty more but i’m getting burried in those!
Thermal Socks and the dress have also gone (sorry dennis!)

soul doubt wrote:

and actually it’s just Gemil ;-)

I Do appologise i thought it was the same a archie!

deadsetgav wrote:

Nice tattoo on the avatar pic!

Why thank you! I also have a GEMIL on my arm drawn on by Mr Carins Himself (tattoed on by some bloke the day after)
Once again thank you!

My Misses has put these on Ebay I Love her very much but i will have to have words “its Gemmill not bloody gremal!”

Good Thinking Batman!!
Cant you tell i dont work in advertising
http://shop.ebay.co.uk/merchant/lkacla

Hello Peeps! Just a little note. I’m selling some of my T? T-shirts on EBay I want them to go to a good home! Have a butchers!

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Therapy? Thank Nofx in the credits for Hats off… I think around 93/94 they were on alot of the same Festival bills

Title: Nofx

I went to watch these fellas last night at Manchester Uni,
and Fat Mike ask who was the best Band from Dublin, some numpty shouted out Therapy? Fat Mike said “nah their from Belfast, Great fucking Band Though!”

Top Marks Mr Mike!

Dr. Bigjoint wrote:

How did the new song sound like? Something like Rust????

It has the worst Chorus ever!!!
Apart from that its top!!

Come on sing along…PANIC!…PANIC!…PANIC!..

What is their Favourite cheese?

On the Semi-Detached tour they sold a hoodie a black one with a gemmil on the left breast, really thick material and well made, still wear mine now and still in good condition! Overalls for life!!

Title: Please for your own good ignore this just testing something!!!

Honest you dont want to!

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We got an Explanation at Preston it went something like this.

Bloke in Crowd :- Where’s Martin?
Andy C :- Martin has a Bust Ear Drum
BiC :- Did you do it?
Andy :- No, Michael fucked him in the ear!

Looking through my pics of the Rock city gig About 23 different pics of peoples hands, then this one its very strange lots of purple sparks??? could Neil be about to explode soon??

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i was Very worried about that too especially as they didn’t even mention it, so i did a bit of snooping and it turns out he has a Perforated ear drum! :eek: not so sure how bad it is but it looks like he might be out for nearly the rest of the tour.

so if anybody sees him wisper get well to him from me!

Aye count me in to!
anyone staying for the club after?

Oh i’ve been there!
Last Time M.A was on Ebay i Bid £75, as soon as i did it my arsed fell out :eek: when realality kicked in!
But within five mins some daft sod bid £76
Phew!
I dont think he payed up either which resulted in one pissed off punter!

100 Quid!
who’s he trying to kid?
i wouldnt even pay that for Meat Absract

:eek:

Title: What the bloody hells this thing????????

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=25675679 … gory=20813

Never seen owt like it??
£100?

Anybody shed any light?

Not to many offers rushing in Then??

Sod women Go down to pub!!

Bugger i was number 4
Does that mean you own me now?

http://www.happytreefriends.com/index.html
Heres my Addtion it may be old hat but ive just come accross it and it mad me laugh
Just play the bloody cartoon!!

Surely when you feel a guy of 18 will feel like a fluffy bunny and a bloke of 41 more like a leather belt, unless he washes in that leather softener but then he’d smell wired :eek:

smurftastic wrote:

Not to mention having no end of trouble when driving because I’ve got to use those daft hand signals that no one seems to understand. It’s not my bloody fault I cant use my indicators!

If you drove a B.M.W you wouldnt need to Indicate, they never seem to do round my way!

zm wrote:

If I’m correct a long long very long time ago there was a vulcan. It erupted the whole area flooded.*

I Thought Vulcan’s weren’t supposed to have emotions?
Why would he be mad?
Though they do live for a long time so it could be true?

If Keifer had been there when she fell he would of Probably Caught her jumped to the top of the stairwell and beat crap out of the nasty man, all while having a hole in the heart eight bullets in his back and his bloody whinging daughter on the phone!!

Hey but he’s still the man!!!

But no he never met her but he talked on the phone to her
(she prob went to the loos for a quick girly rub after though!)

Its not actually my Shit! (mines a lot deeper brown colour!) it was on the monday morning i was bustin for a dump so i ran to the bogs picked the first one and without looking i was just about to sit down when thank the lord!! my brain kicked in and told myself to have a quick peek at where i was parking my arse! Oh how that pic could of been a lot differant!

I took the pic just so i could email to all my friends!
(i was still drunk it seemed like a good idea!)

Citizen Erased wrote:

This would be the bit where Brad does a particualrly nasty murder and everyone in the cinema is going urgh, except for me grinning madly, thinking ‘that’s Accelarator’?

Its just after Mr Pitt kills two Cops in front of Mulder and the Bird out of 24 in the next scene They are driving off with Accelerator playing on the stereo