Wall of Mouths

Title: AntiProduct v’s The Yo Yo’s - Live!

The Mean Fiddler in Conjunction with First Class Talent are proud to present The Buy One Get One Free Tour (B.O.G.O.F) featuring the Mighty AntiProduct and the equally Mighty Yo-Yos in a co-headlining slug fest of Rock ‘N’ Roll not to be missed and never to be forgotten. The excitement level for this here to fore rumoured alliance has been brewing for weeks but now it is official! The tickets for this tour are selling out rapidly so you are advised to get yours sooner rather than later but you had a feeling about that already. This will be APs first and only UK tour of 2005 before heading off to LA to continue work on their third opus.

Here’s the shows. Only the UK dates in December feature The Yo-Yos and AntiProduct.

Oct 29 - Fiddlers (Electric) Limmerick, Ireland
Oct 30 - Boat Club (AcoustiMosh) Limmerick, Ireland

Dec 2 - Sienna, Italy
Dec 3 - Italy, tba

Dec 6 - Coventry, Jailhouse
Dec 7 - Southampton, Joiners
Dec 8 - London, Garage
Dec 9 - Bristol, Bierkeller
Dec 10 - Wolverhampton, Little Civic
Dec 11 - York, Cert 18
Dec 12 - Aberdeen, Kef
Dec 13 - Manchester, Dry Bar

See ya down the front!

Any idea if they are planning to tour at all?

Title: Danny McCormack - ex Wildheart

Anyone here know if the rumours of Danny teaming up with Robin Guy and Alex Kane to form a new band are true?

Tomorrows headlines!

Title: Alex Kane to run for president…

We now take you live to the Rock ‘N’ Roll Party International Convention in downtown Lancaster:

Hello there, Ladies and Gentleman, I proudly bring you the next President of the United States! Please welcome to our stage, Mr. A. A. Product!

(crowd goes wild)

You have demanded and I have listened! My fellow Anglo-Americans and the rest of you, I am so very proudly to make announce that I will gladly accept your nomination in my bid for the “Highest” Office in the world as the Official Candidate for The Rock ‘N’ Roll Party for President! Yes, I will be your new President. I have thought long and hard on this topic and it seems the only way to get things done is to do them ourselves, so here at The Rock ‘N’ Roll Party we will endeavor to change the world whether it wants it or not.

Many of these concepts while appearing radical at first, with our esteemed forefathers in my mind, were either inspired by hallucinogenic substance abuse or wooden teeth (but not so much the wooden teeth) and YOU, my constituent little person, whom once I am elected I shall completely deny any knowledge of as I sell you and, most importantly, your children, down the river.

When elected I will promise to:

Make plastic surgery mandatory for all residents of California over 16, especially when it comes to breasts. I will also give tax benefits and free inspections to any woman who will get some big ass titties (like the funny beach ball ones Jordan’s got) and film them with the free Government subsidised Digital Camera they shall receive thanks to our good friends at DigiCorp.

Encourage and make mandatory tobacco, alcohol and firearms possession for every man, woman and child on planet earth. The sooner everyone dies in drunken brawls, shooting each other to bits or from excessive smoking (from the free Government-subsidised cigarettes we’ll be giving to school children) the better. I know there will be less people to kill in wars, but you take the good with the bad when it comes to hard decisions.

Fun, like peace, democracy and human rights, shall be forced upon everyone by any non-peaceful, non-democratic means necessary while violating as many human rights as possible. The sound bite of my administration is, “Have fun - or you will suffer”.

PMS will be punishable by death.

Every man, woman and child on the planet will, completely free of charge, have the “Brain Chip” implanted in their skulls. Not only because we care but because we will rule your every waking/sleeping moment and intend to be as many digital corporations’ lap dog as possible with you as our bait, my ferns. You will be as our fleas. Everything you care about will be on this “Brain Chip”. Internet? Pull your right earlobe. TV? Pull your left. Mobile phone? Stick your finger up your nose and you’ll be the uber-ultimate in hands free mobile technology. Thinking? Scratch your head and we’ll do it for you. Remember, it’s for your own good. You’ll be able to do all your banking, bill paying, picture taking, any everything with the “Brain Chip”. We do suggest you start wearing American football helmets everywhere you go (if you really feel the need to go anywhere at all) because the unlocking of the “Brain Chip” is a bit messier and more fatal than that with mobile phones…

Make crime legal, particularly against those with over $250,000 in the bank. They can spare the cash. (Huge roar) Also my administration anticipates, through the use of non-existent research and half-truths, that the hardened criminal element will rebel against this aspect of our new internal foreign policy by helping old ladies across the street and saving kitty cats while altar boys and Red Cross workers will be burglarising the homes of millionaires and sodomising pets.

Blow up all countries that aren’t America and really crack down on them pesky terroristies. My “esteemed opponent” George Bush has never made me feel more afraid of terrorists and their existence than since he started his War on Terrorism. The Rock ‘N’ Roll Party intends to finish that war!

Make sure homeless veterans will continue to be ignored and treated like sh*t, favoring a more traditional approach than some of our other more radical proposals.

That all items available for purchase that are a waste of money will be labelled with our new and omni-present “W.o.M.” warning (short for “Waste of Money”) sticker. (crowd hysteria) Fer example, the last two Matrix movies. “W.o.M.” The last four Metallica albums. “W.o.M.” (not to worry though, there will be a 3-song EP available for the stand out tracks from “St. Anger”). Mobile phones that intend to replace your self-esteem with material greed and put nervous system outside your body. “W.o.M.” Computers that print out documents meant to look like handwriting. “W.o.M.” NatWest. “W.o.M” McDonalds. “W.o.M” These automated ticket dispensers you need to get your ticket from to board a night bus, as they more often than not just take your money and make you miss your bus anyway, leaving you penniless at 4 am in Kings Cross, London… “W.o.M.” Congestion charge… “W.o.M” You’ll still be able to get all these items, of course, but like with cigarettes, at least you’ll feel like a complete tool for your purchases.

Rapists will be punished by slow and brutal death. Rapists who drug their victims will have their penisii cut off first and then be punished by the aforementioned means.

And that, my friends the world over, is as far as we got before The Simpsons came on TV. I have yet to select my cabinet which I assure you will not only be entertaining but digestive. Myself and Guy McNight will be challenging both Bush, Kerry and each other, ourselves individually and alone to a single once in a lifetime series of debates, only once… at least. We are speaking to Sharon Osbourne, of course, as a potential Vice Presidential candidate and running femate (the PC term for a non-male running mate). That’s mainly because I enjoy being controlled by women, plus I wouldn’t have to keep my Dominatrix on retainer anymore AND, imgine what would happen when Osama p*ssed her off!

Now, let’s trash this place and start drinking! The Rock ‘N’ Roll Party has begun! Vote for me. I’m no less stupid than the rest.

The previous was a paid political announcement by the People for A. Product for President.

JOIN THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL:

22nd Oct
Railway, Winchester

26th Oct
Liverpool Cavern Club
International Pop Overthrow Festival (acousti-mosh)

28th Oct
York, Cert. 18
Acousti-mosh

29th Oct
Sunderland Voodoo Room
Acousti-mosh

30th Oct
Middlesborough, Libertys

31st Oct
Hartlepool, Studio
Acousti-mosh

3rd Nov
Derby, Victoria Inn

4th Nov
Doncaster Leopard

6th Nov
Witchfest, Fairfield Halls, Croydon
Acousti-Mosh Set.

7th Nov
Witchfest, Fairfield Halls, Croydon
Pyro Show.

8th Nov
Hull University
Acousti-mosh

11th Nov
Utrecht, Big Daddies, Holland

12th Nov
Maassuis, Unique, Holland

14th Nov
Edinburgh
TBC

17th Nov
Birkenhead, Iron Door

19th Nov
The High Stool, Limerick, Ireland

22nd Nov
Newcastle Trillians

23rd Nov
Surrey University

25th Nov
Worcester, Marr’s Bar

29th Nov
Lincoln Prinhall
with The Damned

30th Nov
Middlesborough Town Hall

2nd Dec
Cleethorpes Winter Gardens

http://www.antiproduct.com

In no particular order:

Wildhearts : Earth V’s The Wildhearts
AC/DC : Back In Black
Iron Maiden : Number Of The Beast
Guns N Roses : Appetite For Destruction
AntiProduct : Made In USA
The Cult : Sonic Temple
Aerosmith : Pump
Alice Cooper : Billion Dollar Babies
Pearl Jam : Ten
Therapy? : Infernal Love

RobbyVDH wrote:

Playing with Twisted Sister, that must kick ass :D

It was a fantastic night. The Astoria was packed to the rafters and both bands were on top form. A hot, sticky and satisfying night.

Check out the pics: http://www.antiproduct.com/php/gallery/astoria-sister

More dates for your calendar!

25th Aug
Scarborough, Sound Wave Festival

27th Aug
Musicon, Den Haag

28th Aug
Westerpop Festival, Delft, Holland

22nd Oct
Railway, Winchester

31st Oct
Colchester, St. Pauls
Halloween Show

7th Nov
Witchfest, Fairfield Halls, Croydon

A couple of extra dates:

28th Aug
Westerpop Festival, Delft, Holland

7th Nov
Witchfest, Fairfield Halls, Croydon
Witchfest website: http://www.witchfest.net/

:)

I’m not supprised. As I remember Alex went through a period of spray painting his tackle bright orange on stage. Now that must sting!

Quote (author unknown):

[i]the singer keeps playing with his cock and waved it right next to my mates face - I have never seen anyone with such a look of sheer fear / horror since…

Scary stuff!!!

Here are some live dates:

1st Jul
Stourbridge Rock Cafe
with Trashlight Vision, Acey Slade’s (Murderdolls) new band

2nd Jul
Newcastle Arena Foyer
with Trashlight Vision, Acey Slade’s (Murderdolls) new band

3rd Jul
Blackburn, King George’s Hall
with Trashlight Vision, Acey Slade’s (Murderdolls) new band

6th Jul
London Underworld
with Trashlight Vision, Acey Slade’s (Murderdolls) new band

7th Jul
Bristol, The Fleece
with Trashlight Vision, Acey Slade’s (Murderdolls) new band

8th Jul
Newport TJ’s
AntiProduct solo headline show

10th Jul
Cleethorpes Winter Gardens
with Trashlight Vision, Acey Slade’s (Murderdolls) new band

11th Jul
Leeds Met. University
with Trashlight Vision, Acey Slade’s (Murderdolls) new band

23rd Jul
Wickerman Festival, Dumfries, Scotland
Tickets: thewickermanfestival.co.uk
Venue: website

25th Jul
Edinburgh, Music Box
AntiProduct headline

30th Jul
Stockton Free Festival
AntiProduct headline

1st Aug
London Astoria
with Twisted Sister

25th Aug
Scarborough, Sound Wave Festival

See ya down the front!!! :D

boki wrote:

Their albums are a little hit-and-miss (although when they hit, they hit big) but they’re brilliant live - I’d definitely recommend seeing them.

BIG ROCK!

Have you heard the last album ‘Made In USA’? As far as I’m concerned there is very little miss and whole heap of HIT on that album. BTW I just found out that they are supporting Twisted Sister at the Astoria in August. How funny is that gonna be?

Title: AntiProduct

Anyone out there heard of AntiProduct? In my opinion one of the best underground rock bands out there at the moment. A Therepy?/AntiProduct tour would be AWESOME!!!

Check ‘em out: http://www.antiproduct.com

:)