Wall of Mouths

Thanks Mister Hoppy :)

Posted on Sun, 31 July 2011 at 05:27

Oh spongebob my squarepants! :(

Posted on Sat, 30 July 2011 at 13:04

Thanks guys! I won’t mess about.. I know I haven’t been on the WOM much the past couple of years as life has been moving fast since leaving the UK.
But that doesn’t mean I don’t check in on you all! Yeah, sly one me ;)
Its the milestone today, so heres to rawkin’ the big 30…!!!

Now who’s buying the next round..??? ;)

Posted on Sat, 30 July 2011 at 11:35

Why have I put back out at the age of 29 - c’mon I’ve gigs I want to see! :(

Posted on Wed, 13 April 2011 at 06:28

Buying a new acoustic guitar today!!!! :D

Posted on Mon, 21 February 2011 at 10:02

My daughter once farted on me by surprise in a record store a few weeks back. I said “What was that?” and I cracked up when her reply was “That’s payback!” - true story! lol :D

Posted on Sat, 5 February 2011 at 08:51

I fart on my kids, is that wrong? :(

Posted on Fri, 4 February 2011 at 00:47

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B5Jnho8dTc

I’d say you’ve had enough:

Posted on Thu, 3 February 2011 at 09:51

Weird, I’m with ya there Colin. Some people go to look lol :(

Posted on Thu, 3 February 2011 at 02:36

Morning farts, lately tend to rip more.

If you tense up, lean on one cheek it could get you a squeeky!!

Posted on Tue, 1 February 2011 at 23:36

C’mon Fi, you dig it ;)

Oh and feck me Missouri and its snowstorm!!!

Posted on Tue, 1 February 2011 at 23:33

lol. If its doggy and its you giving it you’re safe I’m sure. If its her, well, just pretend you never heard it and consider it lube ;)

Posted on Tue, 1 February 2011 at 10:30

Step up mate, say “Look babes not being funny yea but we need to get a drink together and soon. I don’t do “thirsty” alone” - sorted :p

Posted on Tue, 1 February 2011 at 10:27

Pausing during sex to do one can kill the mood but does keep a smile on the face :D

Posted on Tue, 1 February 2011 at 10:24

Worst are in public loos. Bad enough you have to go by why a fart before. You’re trying to be quiet and its not needed :(

Posted on Mon, 31 January 2011 at 22:37

Yes Jess, exactly.

Posted on Mon, 31 January 2011 at 22:23

Happy Birthday Alan!

Posted on Mon, 31 January 2011 at 10:58

Farts… in Chit-Chat

Bit immature, but do they still make you laugh? Or are you one of those strong types that can go and not say anything. Ever farted in a really awkward place/situation?

Posted on Mon, 31 January 2011 at 10:53

Re: What’s EveryOne watching in Chit-Chat

Jess, I am British, English infact, living it large in the usa ;)

Posted on Mon, 31 January 2011 at 10:26

Dancing on Ice - my guilty pleasure. Love the falling on zee face :p

Posted on Mon, 31 January 2011 at 10:25