Wall of Mouths

Title: How cool are Therapy? ????

Fuck me sideways
I’d gone off Therapy? a bit since I got into ska and hardcore in a big way- even considered selling a load of T? stuff for drug money, then I went see them @ Rock City…

It was so damn cool. I met them all after, and held true to my bet made previously with a friend (before the gig) that if I didn’t lick a member of T? I would have to do something rather unpleasant. I asked Andy if I could lick him, explaining and feeling a bit of tit. He responded by jumping on me. I ask you- How many bands are THAT cool????? None, except the boys. Did I mention that they’re a better live band than System of a Down as well? That’s another achievement, oh yes.

So in conclusion, Therapy? once again rule everything, and that tatto of Gemil I had planned since I was 15 looks likely again now…

Oh yes.

Title: 7” Singles

Hey hey

I’m offering the following items:

Church Of Noise 7’ Red Vinyl
Stories 7’ Orange Vinyl
Die Laughing 7’ Red Vinyl
Opal Mantra (Live) 7’ Clear Vinyl

Any takers? Also, just wanted to say thank christ Therapy? are touring soon- I still haven’t seen them and I’m going mad.
Grrr.

If anyone’s interested mail me @ finbarr_98@yahoo.com

Not toilet duck again! You know what that does to you!

Title: King Prawn - Fried In London

I know it’s not a Therapy? CD! But seriously, I need this album, and if anyone can help me, I have things… Things to trade…

BWUHAHAHA!

King Prawn - Notts Rock City. Yes.

http://www.suicidepact.com has scans of all the covers of Not Lunacy- oh yes indeed.

Go forth, and get the covers!

I smoke Sovereign King Size, or roll-ups, as I am a poor stoodent who must console himself with the thought that he is propelling himself towards oblivion with reckless abandon… no wait, I just like a fag now and again. Well that was melodramatic. Sorry.

But I’d smoke Lucky Strike if I could find ‘em- they are indeed toasted.

Title: Sublime

Just discovered this band… My god they were the dog’s bollocks! I just heard the self-titled album while I got high and I creamed my pants! Then of course, my extra-sensitive buddy told me the singer’s been dead for years… I nearly cried!

‘I’ve got a dalmatian
And I can still get high
And I Can Play the guitar
like a mutha-fuckin’ riot’

Bradley Nowell- Prophet.

Please, If you get high, listen to Sublime! It’s better than Gorillaz, Aphex Twin or even Afro Celt Sound System!

Mmm… Ska.

You forgot Marmite Miner… (cue much Beavis and Butthead style chuckling)

Well Christian, it means either one of two things: An american derogatory slang term for homosexual, or a British meat product. And I don’t think Korn would write a song about a British meat product… I could be wrong of course, it may be an ode to a disgusting lump of meat, but I’d guess it to be a song about accusations flung at Jonathon Davis by americans, who call him a faggot as a colloquialism of the word ‘dickhead’- surely a more apt description of said twat.

I got a t-shirt for 50p off a mate- its a very nice ShortSharpShock one, but I haven’t ever seen themn anywhere else except the website-
and N. Ireland isn’t a fuckin’ warzone pal, it’s safe enough if you’ve got some sense.

To agree with Chicken- I’m from Northern Ireland but my parents had to move when I was small so I didn’t get killed (my dad was a policeman)- it really is saddening to see a country in that state- and no-one in my family has heard of THERAPY?! They all listen to Garth fucking Brooks and other boring shite! GRRRRRRR!

Whatthefuck? This is bloody great- (sarcastic) The first time I get to see Therapy? and its with Cradle of sodding Filth. Buggery-shite. But, hey, Pantera are funny (UUUUUUURGH FUCKIN HOSTILE!) Hardmen. Slayer are alright, and Raging Speedhorn- sheer comedy. Whoo! I’m gonna see Therapy? at last!

Yeah, sorry about that, but the only one left is the seemingly ubiquitous Opal Mantra Live Vinyl…

Therapy? MUST PLAY ROCK CITY!
PLAY IN NOTTINGHAM!
NOW!
OR I’LL SCREAM!

Therapy?
Foo Fighters
King Prawn

@ Nottingham Rock City.

Yes.

Or, if from all time:

Led Zep
Hendrix
Nirvana
Therapy?

Who cares if they’re opening that would rule and quite possibly rock…

Whoever inherits power in the UK, it will always be governed in the style of the Conservatives because Britain, being an Affluent anti-european country, needs a conservative Government. My point is illustrated thus: Tories in power for ages, John Major is boring spineless twat, loses public interest, young hip Labourite Blair comes in, and lo’ he becomes more Conservative than the fuckin’ conservatives!
Whatever you vote for, Britian feels comfortable being run by Tories, or other parties masquerading as Tories, so who cares- it could be worse, it could be George Busch Jnr… ;-)

If anyone wants the Opal Mantra Vinyl, its the only one I have left ‘cos the others are spoken for now… sorry.

gemm.com has about 7 or 8 copies of Hats Off, all at stupidly low prices like $6 US or something… get in there my son!

Depends on the quality… I’m sure I could be persuaded if the gig is a good ‘un…

Doesn’t matter now, I got it at a record fair for £4! I think I did alright…

Title: Stuff For Sale/Trade

I have the following items up for sale/trade:

Born In A Crash CD
Church Of Noise 7’ Red Vinyl
Opal Mantra 7’ Clear Vinyl

Also, if there’s any Metallica fans out there (hope not) then I;m also selling the limited edition Hero Of The Day single with the Motorheadache sessions on it (Metallica covering Motorhead- oh the irony)…

Any offers on anything will be considered, but Bootlegs are what I’m after, if anyone’s that stupid to offer one…

try mailing:

sales@olympusmusic.com

they’ve got Caucasian Psychosis and Hats Off To The Insane, but why do you want Caucasian anyway? It’s only Babyteeth and Pleasure Death strung together, and I think it’s a bit of a waste of money…

I’m not bothered- any will do me nicely…

Gie, I’d love that single- you’ve got my address, Mail me dammit!

Title: Diane Single

So who’d like to sell/trade the Diane single? Anyone will do, I just want the damn thing…

Well, all I have to say on the matter is ‘bum’.
But then again, I should get out more.

GCSE’s are a piece of piss- I did no work at all, and got 2 A’s 3 B’s and 4 C’s. However, I got a U as well… It’s important to revise, but if you did the work right in the first place you sure as hell don’t need to do 6 hours a day- thats sheer frickin’ lunacy (booth hehe)- A-Levels, which I’m doing now, they are ridiculous. I do Music Tech, Philosophy and English Lit and I swear I did more work in the first year! Just get yer worries behind you, ‘cos the only way you’ll fuck up a GCSE is if you worry about it. Or you’re a fuck-up anyway. Like Me. Oh well, just play more guitar if you fail, its more fun and better for the soul…

hehehehehehe
Thats naughty, crude and immature. Thus, it is fun. ;-)

Ah well, I suppose it was inevitable that Therapy? fans across the globe would be into The Young Ones, Father Ted (‘I Like CAKE!’) and Not The Nine O’Clock News- even though the Young Ones came out 2 years B4 I was born its still my fave programme ever. And JJ72 really are shit. Muse aren’t, though.