Wall of Mouths

mate, you’d have to be some seriously talentless Italian-American chancer-got-lucky to mime along to such bad singing as th..oh, wait…

Jesus would be turning in his grave…if he hadn’t arisen on the third day! Hallelujah!

Amen.

*wonders what the hell Divers does to his turkey at xmas*

*considers calling the RSPCA*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Maybe that’s why he isn’t here? Maybe he is otherwise “tied up”, so to speak..?

Don’t think he can go on the WoM when he’s at work.

At least that’s what he tells me…!

:D

LMAO

Nver been a fan of The Fall (or “Autumn”, as they are called in this country), but I’d be very interested in reading Mark E Smith’s book. I bet he’s equal parts complete nutter and sound bloke.

He’d make a shit Freddie Mercury in a Queen tribute band, though. Just saying, like.

Sorry, that was maybe inappropriate for a birthday thread.

I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise to Dan for ruining his birthday with an uncalled for fisting.

Actually Grant, there is something very similar in taste between Hetfield & Ulrich’s “Fourhorsebeans” blend and Mustaine’s “Mechanix Brazilian Gold Filter”…Hmmm.

Divers wrote:

Happy birthday fucko, don’t think getting married to a woman proves anything i have one word for you… Michael Barrymore… and we know how that turned out. Anyway carry on with the sham.. have a good one mate :D

(What’s that Dire Straits song…? “Fisting By The Pool”…?)

Happy Birthday, Taunty Dan!

33 eh?

Well, you know what they did to Jesus when he hit 33 , don’t you…?

*pops off down B&Q for a couple of bits of timber and some strong nails*

Have a good one!

Cunt.

I wouldn’t bother, if I were Mustaine.

Hetfield & Ulrich Coffee Beans (tm) are bound to outsell his by miles…

Good luck mate ;)

:p

Damnit, that was @ Hooch

No, you were too quick, I was replying to Misanthropologist about the old Dr Who series.

(I think the Lizardy thing with a jar in its mouth was Taunty Dan)

I’m very disappointed with my position.

Of course, I never expected to win or come near the top (I know very little about football) but ..well, if you are gonna do badly, you may as well do it properly and come LAST, but I fucked THAT up too :(

HAHAHAHA

You beat me on that one. The only details I really took in were to do with Louise Jameson and the size of her outfit.

That sounds well dodgy to me.

Doctor Who and the Robots of Death.

Sad, I know.

I think it was called…”The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down”…

Sounds cool…thinking I should catch these Ozzy Pink Floyd scamps sometime soon myself…

AH ha I think I have it then…

…Dune…?

Jaws…?

Songs for the deaf

Word, bro’

^ :eek: “Each to their own”…?!

WTF?!

What kind of sentiment is THAT for the WoM…?!

I wanna see BILE and HATRED and OTHER WORDS MEANING ANGRY, THAT I CAN’T THINK OF RIGHT NOW

What’re you being NICE for?!?!?!?!

I think I have fucked it up for Smiths fans here cos I love them too…

Jesus..

But seeing as I don’t like Jamiroquai, does that mean…gulp…that they are officially cool to like…?!

:eek:

What makes you think Prince is a guilty pleasure?! I have 20-odd of his albums! Seen him twice in concert (or three times if you count the aftershow at the Indigo O2 club - which was fucking awesome)

Actually I think I have just defined what makes something naff enough to be a “guilty pleasure” = “Dennis likes them” :D