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Re: Hi there in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

I like my fridges the natural, old fashioned way:

Chunky and full of pies ;)

Posted on Tue, 10 June 2008 at 14:56

Re: Hi there in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

hello Paulo, come in, make yourself at home…every other fucker does! :mad: *glares at empty biscuit packet that was almost full when he left the room to make a cup of tea.*

Posted on Fri, 6 June 2008 at 17:00

Re: Newbie :] in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

hello noob!

;)

Posted on Wed, 2 April 2008 at 14:30

Re: where are the dutch therapy? fans? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

A housing estate is something like purgatory, but without the possibility of ever reaching heaven.

Posted on Thu, 18 October 2007 at 08:39

Re: where are the dutch therapy? fans? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

Thanks Evilbeast!

;)

Posted on Tue, 16 October 2007 at 14:57

Re: where are the dutch therapy? fans? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

(ps dunno how to do the accents on letters with this keyboard, so please don’t circle them in red and write SEE ME in aggressive caps, like our old French teacher used to., the cowbag)

Posted on Tue, 16 October 2007 at 14:43

Re: where are the dutch therapy? fans? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

Zut alors, sacre bleu!

Les rosbifs ont gange le rugby! Merde!

Posted on Tue, 16 October 2007 at 14:42

Re: where are the dutch therapy? fans? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

hasn’t really helped the French, has it?

Posted on Tue, 16 October 2007 at 14:13

Re: where are the dutch therapy? fans? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

*scoffs apple pie*

morry, mad a mouthmul of mis melimous pie…

*carries on scoffing apple pie*

Posted on Tue, 16 October 2007 at 12:38

Re: where are the dutch therapy? fans? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

“Bom, bom biddly-biddly bom, bom biddly-biddly-biddly-biddly-biddly bom

Dennis, come back with my apple pie!”

Hi Angela!

Posted on Tue, 16 October 2007 at 12:14

Re: where are the dutch therapy? fans? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

The temptation to answer “Holland” is overwhelming…

Anyhoo, we have “super suave” Rene (TM) here of course.

you should be able to spot the non-British WoMbles quite easily, they are the ones who can spell English words properly!

Posted on Tue, 16 October 2007 at 08:02

Re: Wow, you have a category for new members? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

Did someone say “free bar”?!

man, I have ALWAYS loved American Football!

*tries to look convincing*

Posted on Fri, 12 October 2007 at 16:08

Re: Wow, you have a category for new members? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

:eek: I guess she came over to the UK and stayed here and never got much fame back home…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzi_Quatro

Posted on Fri, 12 October 2007 at 15:48

Re: Wow, you have a category for new members? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

Never mind the sport interlude Monkfish, what I wanna know Mike is:

Are ALL American women like Suzi Quatro…?

Posted on Fri, 12 October 2007 at 15:41

Re: Wow, you have a category for new members? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

So make a stand for your man, honey
Try to can the can
Put your man in the can, honey
Get him while you can
Can the can
Can the can
If you can
Well can the can

Posted on Fri, 12 October 2007 at 15:32

Re: Wow, you have a category for new members? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

“can ” is your ass and the toilet too…so you sit your can on the can, eh?

Posted on Fri, 12 October 2007 at 15:27

Re: Wow, you have a category for new members? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

So now you have to teach US something Mike!

*sits ready with paper and pen to take notes*

Posted on Fri, 12 October 2007 at 15:18

Re: Wow, you have a category for new members? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

*puts electric chair plug in*

Welcome one and all to Dennis’ Extreme Karaoke!

Don’t think much of the singers…? The WATCH THEM FRY!

Roll up roll up, put your name down for a song right now, don’t be shy!

Posted on Fri, 12 October 2007 at 12:38

Re: Wow, you have a category for new members? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

^(there speaks a bitter man from experience!)

Posted on Fri, 12 October 2007 at 09:31

Re: Wow, you have a category for new members? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

Ah, the spell will soon be broken when she starts getting her text alerts from Wolverhampton Wanderers Football club saying who’s in the starting line-up. And then of course when the goals start coming through.

Posted on Fri, 12 October 2007 at 09:30

Re: Wow, you have a category for new members? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

Is it working yet, is it working yet?!

Posted on Fri, 12 October 2007 at 09:19

Re: Wow, you have a category for new members? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

>:-<

Posted on Fri, 12 October 2007 at 09:19

Re: Wow, you have a category for new members? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

It[s not exactly “mad” like it says on the tin, is it? More kind of “impatiently bemused”

Posted on Fri, 12 October 2007 at 09:00

Re: Wow, you have a category for new members? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

:-/

Posted on Fri, 12 October 2007 at 08:46

Re: Wow, you have a category for new members? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

Worth it? Damn right! Agree with you there!

hey it’s 5:30pm here = TIME TO GO HOME! YAY!

Catch you soon Mike, take it easy, welcome to the WoM

Posted on Thu, 11 October 2007 at 16:34

Re: Wow, you have a category for new members? in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

Hiya!

Everyone’s welcome, join the nonsense!

A few of the US fans on here say they have trouble getting hold of T? CD’s out there - you have the same problem dude?

Posted on Thu, 11 October 2007 at 16:29

Re: Hiya in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

Not much of a resurrection if it took you nearly two years!

I had been lead to believe that the turnaround was going to be more like two DAYS.

What other stories in that book of yours have been exaggerated?!

Posted on Mon, 1 October 2007 at 08:51

Re: hi in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

Sopisticated, eh? Wow, gotta try some of these volley vonts with brocoll then..

PS do you think we frightened this newbie off cos she hasn’t posted since…?

*beginning to wonder if the Lynx Effect adverts aren’t just bullshit after all… :( *

Posted on Wed, 5 September 2007 at 12:22

Re: hi in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

Sorry, just to clarify:

It is a free-for-all in the sense that anyone can contribute and there is no fixed topic.

As for the monthly fee, it is true that a cheque* will suffice (you will of course have to wait until it has cleared before you post).

To speed things up, you can pay by credit card - just forward me your card number, sort code, security number and also your full address and which plant pot you hide your spare key underneath. :D

(*payable to “Dennis Enterprises Ltd”)

Posted on Thu, 23 August 2007 at 11:27

Re: hi in New Members (Introduce Yourself)

Hello Katie,

Welcome to the WoM.

Your first stop should be the “Gracious Me” thread, which is basically just a free-for-all - don’t worry about trying to make any sense of what is already there, just start posting your random thoughts and I am sure you will fit in!

Posted on Thu, 23 August 2007 at 11:21

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