Wall of Mouths

I like my fridges the natural, old fashioned way:

Chunky and full of pies ;)

hello Paulo, come in, make yourself at home…every other fucker does! :mad: *glares at empty biscuit packet that was almost full when he left the room to make a cup of tea.*

hello noob!

;)

A housing estate is something like purgatory, but without the possibility of ever reaching heaven.

Thanks Evilbeast!

;)

(ps dunno how to do the accents on letters with this keyboard, so please don’t circle them in red and write SEE ME in aggressive caps, like our old French teacher used to., the cowbag)

Zut alors, sacre bleu!

Les rosbifs ont gange le rugby! Merde!

hasn’t really helped the French, has it?

*scoffs apple pie*

morry, mad a mouthmul of mis melimous pie…

*carries on scoffing apple pie*

“Bom, bom biddly-biddly bom, bom biddly-biddly-biddly-biddly-biddly bom

Dennis, come back with my apple pie!”

Hi Angela!

The temptation to answer “Holland” is overwhelming…

Anyhoo, we have “super suave” Rene (TM) here of course.

you should be able to spot the non-British WoMbles quite easily, they are the ones who can spell English words properly!

Did someone say “free bar”?!

man, I have ALWAYS loved American Football!

*tries to look convincing*

:eek: I guess she came over to the UK and stayed here and never got much fame back home…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzi_Quatro

Never mind the sport interlude Monkfish, what I wanna know Mike is:

Are ALL American women like Suzi Quatro…?

So make a stand for your man, honey
Try to can the can
Put your man in the can, honey
Get him while you can
Can the can
Can the can
If you can
Well can the can

“can ” is your ass and the toilet too…so you sit your can on the can, eh?

So now you have to teach US something Mike!

*sits ready with paper and pen to take notes*

*puts electric chair plug in*

Welcome one and all to Dennis’ Extreme Karaoke!

Don’t think much of the singers…? The WATCH THEM FRY!

Roll up roll up, put your name down for a song right now, don’t be shy!

^(there speaks a bitter man from experience!)

Ah, the spell will soon be broken when she starts getting her text alerts from Wolverhampton Wanderers Football club saying who’s in the starting line-up. And then of course when the goals start coming through.

Is it working yet, is it working yet?!

>:-<

It[s not exactly “mad” like it says on the tin, is it? More kind of “impatiently bemused”

:-/

Worth it? Damn right! Agree with you there!

hey it’s 5:30pm here = TIME TO GO HOME! YAY!

Catch you soon Mike, take it easy, welcome to the WoM

Hiya!

Everyone’s welcome, join the nonsense!

A few of the US fans on here say they have trouble getting hold of T? CD’s out there - you have the same problem dude?

Not much of a resurrection if it took you nearly two years!

I had been lead to believe that the turnaround was going to be more like two DAYS.

What other stories in that book of yours have been exaggerated?!

Sopisticated, eh? Wow, gotta try some of these volley vonts with brocoll then..

PS do you think we frightened this newbie off cos she hasn’t posted since…?

*beginning to wonder if the Lynx Effect adverts aren’t just bullshit after all… :( *

Sorry, just to clarify:

It is a free-for-all in the sense that anyone can contribute and there is no fixed topic.

As for the monthly fee, it is true that a cheque* will suffice (you will of course have to wait until it has cleared before you post).

To speed things up, you can pay by credit card - just forward me your card number, sort code, security number and also your full address and which plant pot you hide your spare key underneath. :D

(*payable to “Dennis Enterprises Ltd”)

Hello Katie,

Welcome to the WoM.

Your first stop should be the “Gracious Me” thread, which is basically just a free-for-all - don’t worry about trying to make any sense of what is already there, just start posting your random thoughts and I am sure you will fit in!