Wall of Mouths

I don’t have a “thought for the day”, I have a “thought for the year” then I have to have a good lie down. For twelve months.

I went one better on my birthday - I had a surprise party that even the people who organised it didn’t know about!

..

or, um, maybe everyone just FUCKING FORGOT THE CU…

ahem sorry.

Well spotted.

Sad git.

:D

I have no children and no social life, and I can offer childcare at a very reasonable rate. Basically all the chocolate I can eat - you don’t even need to pay me.

..although admittedly £15 per hour is cheaper than “all the chocolate I can eat” :(

Happy Buffdee WP

All the best

Yes, especially that pesky Frank Beard and his “oh watch me drink a pint of lighter fluid and light my own farts” routine :rolleyes:

Yes, ZZ Top indeed, good point butters.

AC/DC - surely they are the number 1 band that people want at Download?!
Down - playing a proper set this time not a surprise one. Headline one night even..?
Therapy? - of course.
Aerosmith - back to their rocking ways, not that ballady shite they went off towards.

In my dreams:
Led Zeppelin. Yowza, can you imagine THAT?!
Appetite For Destruction-era line up of Guns n Roses

It’s hard to pick a decent line-up of Rock/ Metal bands without constantly repeating yourself each year, or else I’d say:
Slayer
Slipknot
Iron Maiden

Prince

“Poor reproduction rate of giant lobster and resulting dwindling numbers put down to poor eyesight on part of the male of the species”

“Disappointed dog unable to lick pearl necklace”

I celebrated the 21st June with a lovely meal with my wife in Stratford, and we stopped over in a nice B&B just to get away from it all for a night.

I should add that 21st June is our wedding anniversary - 5 years this year.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7463305.stm

What gun…?

*holds hand up in the air*

no

Yes Happy Birthday Monkfish!

Happy Birthday Oscott, have a good one!

Dermot’s not on it this year, is he…?

Dunno, cos I’ve not watched it but I’m fairly sure he’s been replaced by some sub-Never-Mind-The-Buzzcocks-Guest-Presenter types

Whilst I have caught some of BIg Brother, I have managed to not watch BBLB with 100% success so far this year.

Happy Birthday Colin.

I hope you have many amusing greetings cards, with baffling set-up lines on the front whose real meanings become clear with the witty denouement printed inside.

It will end like that, don’t forget we can take our magical move-about-y island back in time using our going-back-in-time machine back to the point where Brendan and Mikey live happily ever after, even though, and this is where it gets complicated, it isn’t going to have not yet have happened yet in the future. Yet.

No it hasn’t, this is how it was always going to end up.

Pah, MTV went downhill when it went national…

Any more of Euro 2008. Every match I have seen so far has been so dull that even the England team could have livened it up.

Also still not watching Lost, though it sounds great with its magical moving fantasy island and pre-agreed-but-made-up-as-they-go-along story arc.

Cuchulain wrote:

Alcohol also helps , it’s easier convincing girls to like something after a beer-fuelled night ! ;)

I dunno, my wife is quite the drinker and still she won’t agree to take it up the …-hang on, do you mean musically speaking…?..

Pah, it’s all made up as they go along…

:D There are some ace team names there!

Why not take the webgig setlist as the line up for the CD? After all, by definition it is the most popular Therapy? songs as chosen by a large cross-section of die-hard fans and fair-weather-fans alike.

Talking of subtle hints, my wife and I get so many “subtle” hints that the time may be right for us to start procreating..you know the kind of subtle that says things like “You wanna hurry up and start dropping a few sprogs, don’t you? You ay getting any younger..”
(if ever there was a pointless phrase, the “aren’t getting any younger” has to rank 10 ten at least)

So anyway I just got a text off my wife saying, and I quote:
“you’ll all be pleased to know after the constant “have a baby remarks” ove the weekend, I has a baby in a 3 hour delivery, it was a girl with lots of brown hair, I called her Cloe and I keep forgetting where I’d left her! Luckily I woke up in a cold sweat so THANKS for that!”

We have this rule now whereby we deliberately add an extra month onto when we start trying for every comment we get.

At present, I am having my first child no sooner than 2053. I may be slightly too old for a kick about round the park by then. Mind, I believe you aren’t allowed to kick kids round the park any more anyway. My restraining order says something of the kind, anyway…

very specific wishes there, mrs h. You’ll never win Miss World with that lot, can’t you just cross your fingers and ask for “world peace” like everyone else…?

I think they need the light there to enable them to make suicide bomb-rucksacks and so they don’t spill all that expensive liquid explosive when they are filling up their empty Panda Pop bottles, pre-flight.