Wall of Mouths

Taunty Dan wrote:

You know what you did you dirty dirty boy :D

Eh?! I didn’t make Michael put a blond wig on and lipstick and stuff!

I swear!

If you check my original order form, I asked quite clearly for a FEMALE. Honest!

Taunty Dan wrote:

*looks aghast at Dennis. Takes…three…steps…backwards…*

What did I do?!

marja wrote:

you as well??

the fax finally came through, and the offer is guaranteed for the next 20 days, so this gives me a little more time than expected. good, becuase the lazy fuckers from the other bank don’t work on wednesday afternoon

It’ll all work out OK - what u gotta remmeber is that the bank are selling you something worth a lot of money to them, so it is in their best interest to sell it to you. They may take a while to sort it, but you are in the driving seat - they NEED you :)

Hooch’s mum wrote:

:D

If you have time on your hands you could try and figure out why I can’t get on to your band’s website. That would be far more useful :)

Easy-peasey one to answer:

Our old website was taken off line as we were in dispute over how much we were being charged for it, so our drummer’s wife offered to put one together for us.

She is determined to make it all-singing and all-dancing, but as a result it’s taking her a lot of work and isn’t actually online yet.

Hooch’s mum wrote:

ignore all the previous posts and pretend you’ve read them. :)

Couldn’t agree more, Fred. And how are Doris and the kids…?

*attempts to get his spirit into Heaven. Is turned away on account of “satanic” music he has listened to in his lifetime. Telling St Peter to “Fuck off, you twat, I spent hours and hours at Church as a lad, you ungrateful wanker” fails to reverse entry policy.*

:(

*Attempts entry further south, where Satan is more welcoming. Is given first job: “Here you are Dennis, just the job for you, my son! You just sit there at the PC and, piece of piss this, just look through this old ‘Gracious Me..’ thread for your ole pal Satan, won’t you..?”*

I just realised - It’s Michael with a wig on!!!!!!

*shoots self in head*

*up to page 27 so far*

:(

*carries on plodding thru past pages*

marja wrote:

you see now why I asked that thing about the colour of the bricks

and that plan I posted, must have given you a hint of what I’m planning

Ok, I’m off to re-read all 18,000 posts, just in case I missed anything else.

Wait, I thought you were talking about buying a house…you’re BUILDING one?!

WOW!

Taunty Dan wrote:

:D

why are sandwiches so crap in the winter?? They’re always ace in the summer! I’m sitting looking in my lunchbox and it looks as appetising as dead pensioners. Think i may just raid the snack machine instead.

LOL @ “appetising as dead pensioners” !!

At least that image has cured my hunger! :D

*swallows a taste spoon full of home-made stale-sandwich soup*

*decides to go back to the drawing board*

marja wrote:

it’s home made, so it’s even better :o

but you can have your chocolate, and I can’t (because if I eat it, I will look like miss piggy again), so stop whining

I’ve been compared to Beaker before now, so I’m feeling your pain, sister

Marja, could u email me and Dan some of your soup, please?

:(

marja wrote:

that was laurent perrier I was talking about, you did know that ;)

Now I will heat up my bucket of soup and have lunch

Mmmmmm Soup!

*glares at his stale sandwiches*

Morning! Yeah, I thought “bastard Women Day” made it sound like a day for women born out of wedlock, rather than a random swearword!

Anyway, I asked my wife if I was allowed to express opinions about this and she said “no” so, enjoy your equality today, women!

:D

EDIT:

@ Marja No offence meant, honestly!

Every day is flippin’ Women Day :(

£2.99!!!

JAYSIS! If anyone out there hasn’t got this great album, get it now!!

It’s cack

gimmebackmybrainsaw wrote:

Im pissed off i missed fridays episode, im in south wales right now and we get the welsh equvilant of channel 4, the it crowd was on at like 2 in the morning and i fell asleep before then and as for 8 out of 10 cats and my name is earl they diddnt even get shown.

There was, if memory serves, a compilation album years ago by Welsh artists called “S4C Makes Me Want To Smoke Crack”

:D

I gave up chocolate for two whole years, a few years back.

Cadbury’s stocks plummeted. They actually wrote to me and begged me to come back.

:D

You know they have that policy of not banning staff from helping themselves, cos they know that after a couple of hours of working there, no-one wants to touch the damn stuff again?

I think I could just about be the exception to the rule, if only they wouldn’t keep marking my applications “Return To Sender”

:D

As I type this, I am approx 10 miles from the Cadbury factory, maximum.

My bro used to live round the corner from it. Needless to say, I used to visit him much more often in those days…

I worked for three and a half years in a very stressful job I hated, working weekends, late nights, Bank Holidays, Christmas Day even, and looking back now I cannot believe I put up with it. At least you are on the way to getting out of it, no job is worth making yourself ill over.

Well, except chief taster at the Cadbury factory, in which case I would probably still go to work if I was half dead :D

Taunty Dan wrote:

FAR too difficult. This requires an agonising Rob Gordon type elimination process. :)

Tell us yours, Dennis…

OK it doesn’t have to be your definitive all-time favourite, just tell us about an album you can wax lyrical about!

I haven’t really thought about one yet, though I’ll have a go later, I just wanted to read what everyone else was gonna put, to be honest!

Title: Sell Me Your Favourite Album(s)

Not literally, I mean;

Tell us what your favourite album is AND WHY.
I get bored of these “what u listening to?” threads when they turn into just a long list, so tell me something about your fave records - you may even make some new converts to them along the way.

Maybe, but I was hoping to be past the bed-wetting stage by now…:(

Hooch’s mum wrote:

So how old are you in real life? :)

In just under two months I will hit 33 :(

Mind you, could be worse, they crucified Jesus at that age!

Sobering thought, tho, to think that by next year I will have outlived God himself…!

Divers wrote:

has everybody started hiding there online status??? why?

Cos big mouth Hooch’s Mum told us last week how to see where on the site everyone is at any given time!